What's the biggest misconception about you?

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Biggest misconception in real life: that I'm a good girl

Biggest misconception on here: that I'm a bad girl

:rolleyes:
 
People here often assume that I'm a gentleman, friendly and approachable and that I care. In real life, my rbf deters people from being near me long enough to jump to that conclusion.
 
That I can’t make it to the 10th hour in the bedroom.

Because I can for sure sleep that long
 
Biggest? I don't know if there's a "biggest," but I have a whole shitstorm of smaller ones...

In real life, I don't act all pushy with women, well... sometimes, but that's because I have all the subtlety of a brick.
Sometimes, because I don't chase after tail "like a real man should," I get labeled as gay. That's actually quite common. Read into that as you will. It won't be the first misconception, and likely won't be the last.

On the net, I'm probably either labeled as a player, or that I have a couple of screws loose. I'm not afraid of making leaps in judgement. If I'm wrong... what's new? A lot of people can't fathom that concept. I take a firm stand on certain issues, like not bringing politics to the playground. I don't care if you don't like my stance. You talk it here, I mute you. Simple. I don't need complex in my life. Life at my age should be getting simpler, not more complicated.

I also don't use emoticons to note when I'm joking around. That probably causes the most misconceptions, but I'm trying to use words instead to express my feelings. If you couldn't figure out how I'm saying about what I'm saying, then it probably wouldn't matter even if I did use them.
 
I feel if you follow the misconception and follow what others think, without even speaking to me, then you don't deserve to know me. So I let people keep their misconceptions about me and I take no issue with it.
 
The biggest misconception is that I'm going to "Get Better" with the health issues. I have a genetic soft tissue disease where my joints hyper flex and I end up snapping tendons. Some people think I need to sit on my ass and do nothing. What kind of life is that??? I'm going to keep trying to get out there and do the first responder support in any way I can. Even if it's just saying Thank You.
 
Even though I like to cook for others, sometimes I'd like to be cooked for.
 
That I am sexually insatiable.
I am not carnally thirsty how much they see that I love flirting.
It is just too hard for me to find that who'll quench my mind and possibly touch my soul.
 
Okay, let us know something about you by telling us what the biggest misconception people have about you is.

We all have that thing everyone says about us that just isn't true.

Mine seems to be, "He's shy, he's always so quiet" Nothing could be further from the truth, I just like to observe before I pounce!

Besides, you know what they say--It's always the quiet ones.

What yours?

I really don't know what people think about me. :rolleyes:

That I'm either a prude or a slut?
That I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed?
That I am much ado about nothing?
That I have an insatiable preoccupation with Brits? (Ok well that one's true :D )
 
Lately? That because of my profession I won’t want to talk sexy. This one cracks me up!
 
That I'm a cold, unfeeling monster because I'm not given to overt emotional demonstrations in real-life.
 
That I'm a complete asshole.

Yes, I am an ass.. but it's about 60/40, 60 percent asshole and 40 percent loveable 😂

It depends on my mood and/or how you approach me.

Unless I just don't like you 😉
 
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