Hertz renting WMDs in Canada...

[My I]

Toronto Liberals calling for ban on Assault Vans and High capacity Nissans...

 

[phrodeau]

Canada should build a border wall and impose tariffs.

 

[Hypoxia]

Canada should build a border wall and impose tariffs.

A moat guarded by vicious poteen-swilling moosekateers FTW! And planks pierced with nails to flatten tires of terror-vans, eh?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by phrodeau View Post
Canada should build a border wall and impose tariffs.[/quote]

A moat guarded by vicious poteen-swilling moosekateers FTW! And planks pierced with nails to flatten tires of terror-vans, eh?

A suspect has been captured. He is a Canadian.
www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43873804

 

[Hypoxia]

A suspect has been captured. He is a Canadian.
www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43873804

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...ded-van-plows-crowd-toronto-article-1.3950187

A maniacal college student obsessed with mass murderers plowed a rental van into a crowd of pedestrians in Toronto on Monday, killing 10 innocent people and wounding another 15 — and marking Canada’s worst massacre in decades, according to authorities and reports.

Alek Minassian, a native of Toronto’s Richmond Hill suburb and a Seneca College student, jumped a curb and sped along a sidewalk before slamming into a group of people on Yonge St., one of the city’s main thoroughfares...

A motive for the gruesome midday bloodbath was not immediately known, but U.S. and Canadian officials briefed on the matter said the 25-year-old Minassian has a history of mental illness.

Annual sanity tests for drivers' license renewals in all Western nations.

No driving permitted by students unless accompanied by armed police.

Remind drivers not to exercise their powers of life and death for evil ends.

Outlaw driving; autonomous vehicles only, and hope they're not hacked.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Canada should build a border wall and impose tariffs.

Tariffs would work out well for us. Not only do our men have thunderballs but....

Canada has the fourth highest total estimated value of natural resources, valued at US$33.2 trillion in 2016.[22] It has the world's third largest proven petroleum reserves and is the fourth largest exporter of petroleum. It is also the fourth largest exporter of natural gas. Canada is considered an "energy superpower" due to its abundant natural resources.[23][24][25][26]

A moat guarded by vicious poteen-swilling moosekateers FTW! And planks pierced with nails to flatten tires of terror-vans, eh?

Hey, we'd share our poutine! And it's way better than romper stomping all over the globe with our industrial war machine then batting our eyelashes and saying, "Who? Us? Nothing to see here."

 

[Hypoxia]

Canada has the fourth highest total estimated value of natural resources, valued at US$33.2 trillion in 2016.[22] It has the world's third largest proven petroleum reserves and is the fourth largest exporter of petroleum. It is also the fourth largest exporter of natural gas. Canada is considered an "energy superpower" due to its abundant natural resources.[23][24][25][26]

Spare change? [/me looks hopeful]

Hey, we'd share our poutine!

I regret insulting your national beverage.

And it's way better than romper stomping all over the globe with our industrial war machine then batting our eyelashes and saying, "Who? Us? Nothing to see here."

I've noted Canadian troops and warcraft around the world too. USA may be the elephant in the room but Canada is the tusked warthog running alongside.

 

[DMBFFF]

We don't need to retaliate: that'd be the Trump thing to do.


If we can't make money selling to the Yanks, we can't buy their goods (or as much of them).


Fellow Canadians, look at the stuff in your living rooms, kitchens, et al. How much of it is American made?

Chances are, a lot of it is from China, Europe, domestic, or old-but-good stuff.

Summer's coming. We don't have to go south to enjoy the outdoors. We don't have to be the target of mad gunmen, angry blacks fucked over by decades of American bigotry, or or put up IRL some of the BS we do here.

Of course, if you want to go, go: though Trump might be making the exchange rate worse—or better—if he worsens the US economy in other ways.


By the way, President Dumbass didn't include other metals, or for that matter, iron ore.

 

[phrodeau]

Last year, Trump slapped a tariff on Canadian softwoods, and American construction companies switched from pine to metal studs.

Now there's a tariff on metals, and Canada's exemption is proving to be temporary. What do you suppose will happen to the cost of new housing?

 

[RocketLauncher]

I've noted Canadian troops and warcraft around the world too. USA may be the elephant in the room but Canada is the tusked warthog running alongside.

We're polite, not stupid.

 

[jhenry922]

Toronto Liberals calling for ban on Assault Vans and High capacity Nissans...

No need to be a bad neighbor. We have enough of those as is

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Tariffs would work out well for us. Not only do our men have thunderballs but....

Canada has the fourth highest total estimated value of natural resources, valued at US$33.2 trillion in 2016.[22] It has the world's third largest proven petroleum reserves and is the fourth largest exporter of petroleum. It is also the fourth largest exporter of natural gas. Canada is considered an "energy superpower" due to its abundant natural resources.[23][24][25][26]



Hey, we'd share our poutine! And it's way better than romper stomping all over the globe with our industrial war machine then batting our eyelashes and saying, "Who? Us? Nothing to see here."

And to think, the USA could've owned Canada. But noooooooo, we had to go looking for gold and land out west. Look how that turned out.

 

[Hypoxia]

We're polite, not stupid.

On our travels in Central America, my partner and I were often mistaken for Canadians because we were well-dressed and polite. We still suffered the gringo tax in marketplaces.

 

[RocketLauncher]

On our travels in Central America, my partner and I were often mistaken for Canadians because we were well-dressed and polite. We still suffered the gringo tax in marketplaces.

Why do you think Ammurikhans display the maple leaf when they travel? Do you blame them? I would too if I was Ammurikhan.