Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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It's been a few days since I stopped by and prompted some sort of conversation.

Are you a weather complainer? Some people just love to bitch about the weather. In fact, I think it's almost universal. Far more will complain about the temperature/windy/cloudy/precipitation than embrace and happily comment on a great weather day. I say to you all, stop complaining about the weather....if you can.

I don't care as long as it's below 25°C. Above that, I don't complain too much, though, because I'm busy dying.
 
It's been a few days since I stopped by and prompted some sort of conversation.

Are you a weather complainer? Some people just love to bitch about the weather. In fact, I think it's almost universal. Far more will complain about the temperature/windy/cloudy/precipitation than embrace and happily comment on a great weather day. I say to you all, stop complaining about the weather....if you can.


Weather is a universal conversation starter where I'm from. First people ask...who's you father? Secondly...what do you think of this weather? Probably because one day you can wear a t shirt and sandals and the next it's snowing.
I try not to bitch though. I don't mind most weather unless it messy or dangerous.
 
It's been a busy week, apologies for my litiquette neglection.

When I hear "size doesn't matter" I immediately think the woman is being polite. Because I think size does matter, the sounds a woman makes being fucked by a large cock are different than she makes with a smaller cock. And every guy is well aware of his size and how it makes a woman feel. And while there's more to sex than just cock size, I stand by my belief. Unless convinced otherwise.
 
It's been a busy week, apologies for my litiquette neglection.

When I hear "size doesn't matter" I immediately think the woman is being polite. Because I think size does matter, the sounds a woman makes being fucked by a large cock are different than she makes with a smaller cock. And every guy is well aware of his size and how it makes a woman feel. And while there's more to sex than just cock size, I stand by my belief. Unless convinced otherwise.

It matters....some. If he doesn't know how to use it...it matters a lot.
I've had small where they take their time and hit all the right spots. I've had large where they feel like they're killing me because they don't have finesse and manage to miss every relevant spot going.
 
Of course it matters to an extent. But I also agree with what the lovely ruby said...having some expertise with wielding the weapon is far more important.

My bff dated a guy who was a legitimate 10 incher. Being a size queen, she was soooo excited. He turned out to be the worst lover of her life because he had no clue what he was doing. He thought she would get off simply based on his size. Not so, senor.
 
I agree that size matters, but I don't equate that with the bigger/better correlation. The perfect fit matters. Men could say the same about girl parts.. but they won't because they're polite.

See? It's the men who are just being polite. Women will say things like, "deeper, you lazy bastard!" and other such endearing phrases during the course of lovemaking. We're pigs. You're welcome. The end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
 
I agree that size matters, but I don't equate that with the bigger/better correlation. The perfect fit matters. Men could say the same about girl parts.. but they won't because they're polite.

See? It's the men who are just being polite. Women will say things like, "deeper, you lazy bastard!" and other such endearing phrases during the course of lovemaking. We're pigs. You're welcome. The end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

This was great!
Or one of my favorites “fuck me harder or I’ll have X come over and show you how it’s done properly.”
Yes, my mouth can get quite filthy.
 
When I hear "size doesn't matter" I immediately think the woman is being polite. Because I think size does matter, the sounds a woman makes being fucked by a large cock are different than she makes with a smaller cock. And every guy is well aware of his size and how it makes a woman feel. And while there's more to sex than just cock size, I stand by my belief. Unless convinced otherwise.

This is an interesting question.
One quick point of clarification: when discussing size are we talking about length or girth or both?
 
Size matters when you are an outlier.

There is a range of perfect that is definitely amazing but bigger and smaller than that can be incredibly frustrating. The subtle differences between a Camry, Accord or other sedan arrange going to matter- it's the comfort touches that makes the difference. Comparing a smart car to a Hummer- yes size is going to matter.

That being said, the roomiest car I've ever driven was a Honda Fit. Go figure.

Obviously- I wasn't putting cars in my vagina, but I stand by the analogy.
 
Size matters when you are an outlier.

There is a range of perfect that is definitely amazing but bigger and smaller than that can be incredibly frustrating. The subtle differences between a Camry, Accord or other sedan arrange going to matter- it's the comfort touches that makes the difference. Comparing a smart car to a Hummer- yes size is going to matter.

That being said, the roomiest car I've ever driven was a Honda Fit. Go figure.

Obviously- I wasn't putting cars in my vagina, but I stand by the analogy.

Statistics no less, this thread is a constant surprise and some excellent comments.
 
Girth trumps length in my humble opinion.

I'll take a button mushroom over a spaghetti noodle

Lolol....this brings me back to an old friend with benefits. I remember telling my girlfriends about his mushroom shaped penis..and how it wasn't very long but thick. Any hoo. ...they bought me this stuffed personified mushroom as a joke. I kept that stuffi on my car dash..many a times while my fwb and I occupied the back seat.
Clearly I liked the mushroom too!
Thanks for the lovely memory!
 
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Are we talking anal or vaginal or... ?

Yes, size does matter.

I like a nice curve though. Length, girth, eh... Gimme the curve!

If he doesn't know how to use the curve, he will when I'm done with him. Because I'm polite like that. :cool:
 
*shudders*

I read through part of that, until I got to the procedure, then I noped right out of it. :eek:

Learn something new every day!

I did half a year in urology and even I had to stop, breathe, and compose myself.

I don't get it, but I'm forget thankful that Rainshine here posted it. It's fascinating!
 
...See? It's the men who are just being polite. ...

I'm not polite. I like smaller breasts, but that's just a preference. I don't hate a woman because she has bigger breasts than I normally like. It's the person behind the breasts. One of my last gf's had 36 to 38D (or DD?), I think. I never ask these things so I'm just guesstimating.

So, for me, I have a preference, but size doesn't matter.
 
So to leverage the secondary theme going on, what changes (physical) are you willing do endure to please yourself or to please others?
 
So to leverage the secondary theme going on, what changes (physical) are you willing do endure to please yourself or to please others?

I got two tattoos about a year ago. They felt like one of those prank joy buzzers.

What would I be willing to endure? It depends if I really want it opposed to getting it to appease a trend. If I really want it, then the question becomes pointless.
 
Hunger, and interesting aspect to our lives. Paired with thirst, and they pretty much drive who we are and what we do as much as anything. But our thirst wins the frequency award, we drink a lot more often than we eat. So is there a difference in quenching a thirst vs satisfying a hunger?
 
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