Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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I most definitely don't and I don't understand who other people do.
Maybe if there were sex-related ones, I'd adhere to those. Something like "Fingering the crack means bad luck in the sack". I wouldn't want to risk that!

Now there's an idea for a thread!

"If your AV's a dick then you'll have a soft prick!"
 
Why do we still believe in superstitions? Not walking under a ladder, avoiding #13, not stepping on sidewalk cracks...etc. And yet we persist, is it out of a need to have more control? So we really believe it makes a difference? And what sexual superstitions are out there, I, for one, can't think of any?

I'm Irish. It's in my blood. ;)
 
Why do we still believe in superstitions? Not walking under a ladder, avoiding #13, not stepping on sidewalk cracks...etc. And yet we persist, is it out of a need to have more control? So we really believe it makes a difference? And what sexual superstitions are out there, I, for one, can't think of any?

I have no idea, really. I have a bunch of superstitions that I know are silly and mean nothing, but I do them. Maybe they've become habit.
 
I'm Irish. It's in my blood. ;)

Coming from a Scot-Irish and Appalachian hill people background I’ll concur with Trekka. Curses, spells and such are still there. I’ve been popping in here looking to see what’s posted on sexual superstitions today. :cool:




*corrected for spelling...got dinged by Trekka...lol;)
 
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Coming from a Scot-Irish and Appalachian hill people background I’ll concur with Trekka. Curses, spells and such are still there. I’ve been popping in her looking to see what’s posted on sexual superstitions today. :cool:

Pop in me one more time. I dare ya! :D
 
I believe that back in the day like medieval times and such that having sex before going into battle depleted you of your strength.

Having sex on your period will kill your partner
 
Superstition is based on a belief that we don't know everything. In lieu of not knowing, the belief that coincidences happen on surprising regularity and in predictable trends, give reason enough to not wish to tempt fate.

Don't ask me, people still think we can predict the weather.

*knocks on wood, and grabs umbrella* ...just in case, the weatherman said it might rain today.
 
Awwwwww, LWulf! Nice to see you back around here. :)


My only real superstition is that I hold my breath when I drive by a cemetery. My nana once told me that bad spirits are waiting there and if you inhale, you may breathe them in.

Silly, I know. But I still do it.
 
My only real superstition is that I hold my breath when I drive by a cemetery. My nana once told me that bad spirits are waiting there and if you inhale, you may breathe them in.

Silly, I know. But I still do it.

I thought this was something I made up, I'm glad I am not the only one. It's completely silly, and I despise long cemeteries (and red lights by them), but I do it.
 
Debate of the day: Is a man's desire for a large screen TV inversely proportional to his cock size? Is this the red Corvette syndrome played out on diagonal inches. And why don't women obsess over their boobs like guys do their cocks?
 
I thought this was something I made up, I'm glad I am not the only one. It's completely silly, and I despise long cemeteries (and red lights by them), but I do it.

Actually, during the "age of enlightenment," they finally deduced where burps come from (stomach), and coughs (lungs), but they still couldn't explain a sneeze. There was no chamber in the body with green stuff in it connected to the nose, so they explained it as a spirit had wrapped itself around your soul; seeking to possess you. In a natural attempt, the soul would fight off the foreign spirit, expelling the green slime (which is the historical basis for Ghostbuster's and Supernatural's "ectoplasm"). This concept was supported by the good feeling you get after you sneeze. Free of the invading spirit, feels good!

The phrase "God bless you," is an attempt of others wishing to invoke aid in your expelling of the foreign spirit. The terms "gesundheit" and "salud" simply mean "to your health" without stemming from supernatural beginnings.

The point being, there's two hundred years of "enlightenment" and who knows how many superstitious centuries before that supporting the ideas that spirits exist in the ether, and where more natural a location than the ether of a cemetery? In part, decomposing bodies DO give off a vapor into the air, which IS unhealthy to breathe in. Burying them down 6 feet SHOULD make it safe, but...
Not "completely" silly.
 
Debate of the day: Is a man's desire for a large screen TV inversely proportional to his cock size? Is this the red Corvette syndrome played out on diagonal inches. And why don't women obsess over their boobs like guys do their cocks?

Given the number who choose to augment their breasts surgically for purely cosmetic reasons, I'd say there's quite some obsession going on... :rolleyes:
 
Debate of the day: Is a man's desire for a large screen TV inversely proportional to his cock size? Is this the red Corvette syndrome played out on diagonal inches. And why don't women obsess over their boobs like guys do their cocks?

Nope.
Hubby is well endowed and still likes nice playthings.

And so many women are crazy hung up on boobs. Surgeons make a fortune on their insecurities!
 
Debate of the day: Is a man's desire for a large screen TV inversely proportional to his cock size? Is this the red Corvette syndrome played out on diagonal inches. And why don't women obsess over their boobs like guys do their cocks?

I have two 60" TVs side-by-side in my mancave. One from when 1080p was king and now one that's 4k. What does that say about my junk?
 
I have two 60" TVs side-by-side in my mancave. One from when 1080p was king and now one that's 4k. What does that say about my junk?
You want 2 tv's in your mancave... do tv's = cocks in the question Papa C posed? ;)

It tells me you like a widescreen porn viewing experience
Well, who doesn't? High def porn, however, is... well, let's just be nice and say it is scary.
 
Debate of the day: Is a man's desire for a large screen TV inversely proportional to his cock size? Is this the red Corvette syndrome played out on diagonal inches. And why don't women obsess over their boobs like guys do their cocks?

I know a lot of women who obsess over their boobs. I don't think they try to compensate for having small breasts, though, they just walk around feeling bad about themselves--which always makes me insane because I actually like small boobs (and that I'm being serious about).

On the other hand, I don't think guys try to compensate either, why just the other day I drove up in my monster truck, with my .45 caliber double holster gun belt, I sat down next to my giant pit bull and we watched MMA on my IMAX TV and I'm not compensating for anything ;)
 
It's been a few days since I stopped by and prompted some sort of conversation.

Are you a weather complainer? Some people just love to bitch about the weather. In fact, I think it's almost universal. Far more will complain about the temperature/windy/cloudy/precipitation than embrace and happily comment on a great weather day. I say to you all, stop complaining about the weather....if you can.
 
It’s cloudy today, a wintry mix might roll in later on. But my awesome roof and walls of my house are keeping me warm and toasty. And my car, well the windshield wipers work fandamntastic so I’ll be able to see perfectly. It’s a tough life here.
 
I'm going to a baseball game. There are two inches of snow on the ground and it's still coming down. I might complain a little.
 
It's a brisk partly cloudy late morning outside with no rain or serious inclement weather forecasted for days. What's not to like about any of that?
 
Like the lovelies who posted above, I live in a state where snow in April happens. It happens pretty much every year - it is part of living in a northern state. The complaining gets to be tiresome.
 
I'm going to a baseball game. There are two inches of snow on the ground and it's still coming down. I might complain a little.

Like the lovelies who posted above, I live in a state where snow in April happens. It happens pretty much every year - it is part of living in a northern state. The complaining gets to be tiresome.

I need to break out my snow bunny winter gear and find you guys.
 
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