The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[Adre]

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#Bawse

I seem to recall that Fox News threw him some shade for tan suits. Like any of the Faux talking heads ever looked that natty.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Don't judge me, Petey. I need some dick.

Petey had to pee. According to this poster, this guy comes highly recommended: http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88939832&postcount=1

 

[raindancer]

No! He was mean to me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't judge me, Petey. I need some dick.

I never judge.

 

[Saint Peter]

Except for the deer that tried to jump in my backseat while I was driving down the road.

That fucker had it coming.

 

[thør]

Except for the deer that tried to jump in my backseat while I was driving down the road.

That fucker had it coming.

You’re hunting deer with an auto?

 

[Saint Peter]

You’re hunting deer with an auto?

Truth.

Need any hamburger?

 

[phantom4533]

Do not try hunting moose that way.

 

[thør]

Truth.

Need any hamburger?

They let you keep the meat?

 

[thør]

Do not try hunting moose that way.

It pisses the moose off.

 

[AllyRose]

Try using a Kindle sometime. They're amazing. I'm so glad I bought one.

 

[thør]

Try using a Kindle sometime. They're amazing. I'm so glad I bought one.

For moose hunting?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Try using a Kindle sometime. They're amazing. I'm so glad I bought one.

On one's private parts, y'mean?

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[AllyRose]

On one's private parts, y'mean?

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They do get really... warm.

 

[HarryHill]

You’re hunting deer with an auto?

Local pass time, sometimes the deer hunt autos.

 

[thør]

Local pass time, sometimes the deer hunt autos.

The State takes the meat, here. You get the mess.

 

[Bookishleigh]

My phone contact history is quite amusing anymore....

I'm seeing a trend forming.

 

[AllyRose]

I haven't seen my father in some time
But his face is always staring back at me
His heavy hands hang at the ends of my arms
And my colors change like the sea

But I don't worry much about time lost
I'm not gunning for the dreams I couldn't find
'Cause he taught me how to walk the best that I can
On the road I've left behind

 

[adrina]

My phone contact history is quite amusing anymore....

1. Ex-boyfriend - think about this
2. Just Another Fucking Asshole

I'm seeing a trend forming.

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I am so damn tired I can hardly see straight. Oh wait, I can't. And tomorrow it begins anew. It's only temporary though. I just have to keep telling myself that. Having one and a half jobs is only temporary. I will survive. It's just a matter of time.

 

[Bookishleigh]

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I am so damn tired I can hardly see straight. Oh wait, I can't. And tomorrow it begins anew. It's only temporary though. I just have to keep telling myself that. Having one and a half jobs is only temporary. I will survive. It's just a matter of time.

Thank you. Books and cats. Fuck all the rest - not literally.

And yes, not much longer.

 

[adrina]

Thank you. Books and cats. Fuck all the rest - not literally.

And yes, not much longer.

There's only been one book that has truly pissed me off. Bad ending. I felt like throwing it when I was finished reading it. That's not a bad track record really if one thinks about it. Much better than with men.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Finally that new Silicon Scally "Live @ Scand" came out from promo to digital, but I don't have time to upload it to my phone. Gotta wait 'til I get back from boppin'. Return of classic electro, yo.

https://www.redeyerecords.co.uk/imagery/126279-1.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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Last Easter donut for the night.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

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Last Easter donut for the night.

And that's why automated doors were invented. Happy Easter to whoever figured that one out.

 

[dolf]

He spent the day at your sister's to escape you. Males win again!

He took me with him. He lost again!