Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[MagicaPractica]

What didn't I do now?

I don't know, maybe you should start making lists. It works for me.

 

[JasonClearwater]

I like the idea, but it is just that... other people are hairy.

And that makes the back of my throat tickle.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

And that makes the back of my throat hiccup.

Try some Pedialyte. Works for me.

 

[Rollinbones]

Try some dynamite. Works for me.

I'll stick to laxatives.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'll stick it in my relatives.

Yes, incest is best kept in the family.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yes, interest is best paid to The Family.

*gulp* La Famiglia? Yes, I guess you better pay the interest!

 

[JasonClearwater]

*gulp* You gotta pay to digest!

That's what I tell my customers.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's what sell my customers.

A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not sure about that; you said you were letting him into your "Soft Place?"

Is that a euphemism for what I think it is?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Is that what I think it is?

I suspect . . . a ring-tailed bandicoot!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I expect . . . a big-dicked bandit!

That's a common women's fantasy...

 

[MagicaPractica]

That's an uncommon woman, to have pleurisy in this day and age ...

Blue Roses . . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Glass Horses . . .

Did you get Winged when Lured into the Field?

 

[JasonClearwater]

Did you get whinge when lured into the field?

Never. I'm always up for a romp in the corn.

 

[CharleneBarr]

Never. I'm always up for a pump in the cornhole.

And I see you're open all hours!

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Those damn contacts.

I prefer the 4 eyed ones people make fun of.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I prefer the 8 eyed ones people are scared of.

You don't have a *gulp* pet tarantula, do you?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You don't have a *gulp* gargantuan penis, do you?

I do, and you will do more than gulp.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm always in need for more than just Sue

Don't be confused; FFM is a common male desire.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Don't be fused; FFM is a common male desire.

I skipped class that day.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I stripped a lass that day.

Did she consent?

 

[JasonClearwater]

Was she content?

Well, she fell asleep halfway through, so I assume so.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, she fellated me halfway through, so I finished myself.

That wasn't very nice of her.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sally bet she'd ask for my own penis

Well, I wouldn't expect her to ask you for someone else's!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Well, I wouldn't expect Cher to ask you for styling tips!

I didn't say Cher, I said Mother Clair. She's a nun. Now does it make sense?