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What is your favorite household project?

Spring cleaning. I enjoy everything being fresh and clean and it makes me feel like it's almost summer.

What is your least favorite thing to clean?
 
Only when company is coming....

Today is National Pancake Day. What kind of syrup would you like?

I don't like pancakes

Monthly, for the most part.

Do you drive safely, or are you balls-to-the-wall Fast and the Furious? (And see above)

I'm very safe when balls to the wall. (Of course, the balls usually belong to someone else)

What are the keywords from your last email?
 
I don't like pancakes



I'm very safe when balls to the wall. (Of course, the balls usually belong to someone else)

What are the keywords from your last email?

Well it's fuckin' long one....: time invariant, bounds, derivative, limit

How often do you email your SO?
 
Well it's fuckin' long one....: time invariant, bounds, derivative, limit

How often do you email your SO?

I emailed him about 30 min ago haha! But usually, it's maybe about 4 times a year. I do live with him, and talk to him... :rolleyes:

How far in advance do you buy birthday gifts for your SO? (basically, how prepared are you haha!)
 
I emailed him about 30 min ago haha! But usually, it's maybe about 4 times a year. I do live with him, and talk to him... :rolleyes:

How far in advance do you buy birthday gifts for your SO? (basically, how prepared are you haha!)

A few days before.....but I am VERY good at gift giving....

What was the last accomplishment that you legitimately celebrated?
 
I emailed him about 30 min ago haha! But usually, it's maybe about 4 times a year. I do live with him, and talk to him... :rolleyes:

How far in advance do you buy birthday gifts for your SO? (basically, how prepared are you haha!)

LMAO...not...not at all...the day of...;) :p

A few days before.....but I am VERY good at gift giving....

What was the last accomplishment that you legitimately celebrated?

Recently opened a fine bottle of scotch at work to celebrate the completion of a project.

What's the most you've drank at your office?
 
LMAO...not...not at all...the day of...;) :p



Recently opened a fine bottle of scotch at work to celebrate the completion of a project.

What's the most you've drank at your office?

I used to work with all military. So....a fuckin' lot.

Do you give alcohol as gifts to colleagues?
 
I used to work with all military. So....a fuckin' lot.

Do you give alcohol as gifts to colleagues?

LMAO...HOW MUCH! ;)

I do. I give a nice bottle of wine almost every Christmas.
And my staff always buys me a bottle of scotch...:cool:

What's the most amount of money you've ever spent on alcohol?
 
I used to work with all military. So....a fuckin' lot.

Do you give alcohol as gifts to colleagues?

Yes, it’s by far the best and easiest gift you can give. Often gets opened shortly thereafter in the office.

Have you ever hooked up with a co-worker?
 
Yes, it’s by far the best and easiest gift you can give. Often gets opened shortly thereafter in the office.

Have you ever hooked up with a co-worker?


In my immediate office, no. Don't shit where you eat How many times do I have to tell people that?!


Have you ever had to fire someone for inappropriate office relationships?
 
In my immediate office, no. Don't shit where you eat How many times do I have to tell people that?!


Have you ever had to fire someone for inappropriate office relationships?

Me personally? Nope.

HYE had to tell a young coworker that their "attire" was inappropriate?
 
Me personally? Nope.

HYE had to tell a young coworker that their "attire" was inappropriate?

No, but when I worked on Capitol Hill I wanted to kick every intern in flip flops. IT'S THE CAPITOL! WEAR SHOES!


Have you ever been told to chance your attire?
 
No, but when I worked on Capitol Hill I wanted to kick every intern in flip flops. IT'S THE CAPITOL! WEAR SHOES!


Have you ever been told to chance your attire?

In a professional situation, no.

That why they are interns, they don’t know any better. Anyone setting up an intern program is exchanging a hybrid of babysitting/school in exchange for free(or very cheap labor)

Have you ever had a bad “wardrobe malfunction”?
 
In a professional situation, no.

That why they are interns, they don’t know any better. Anyone setting up an intern program is exchanging a hybrid of babysitting/school in exchange for free(or very cheap labor)

Have you ever had a bad “wardrobe malfunction”?

Why yes I have...I was in college in the late 80s walking across the quad in my little denim mini skirt that zipped all the way up the front and my suede boots (and a sweater too!) and hit a wet spot on some brick. My leg went out (I didn't fall) and ripped the zipper completely out of my skirt. Ta Da! I quickly put my backpack in front of me holding my skirt up and went home!

What's your most embarrassing moment?
 
I have plenty but one that involved a wardrobe malfunction and an embarrassing moment was when I was playing in a band. I was on stage in a small bar. I bent over and ripped some old jeans, and I wasn't wearing any underwear at the time so pretty much my ass was hanging out. Mercifully I had a change of clothes in the van, so I had to step away mid-song and change. I got quite the applause from the 5 or so friends in the bar when I returned.

If you're on Lit and your S/O doesn't know, would you agree to meet someone from Lit who you've been flirting with online?

I would. I have. But we had already decided to divorce. I know. I'm rationalizing.

How many litsters have you met in person?
 
One.

How do you spend your evenings?

Getting dinner ready for the family, bathing kids, putting kids to bed, then wasting time on thecouch before showering, maybe stroking one out, and going to bed. Whew.

What is your most dreaded part of the year?
 
Getting dinner ready for the family, bathing kids, putting kids to bed, then wasting time on thecouch before showering, maybe stroking one out, and going to bed. Whew.

What is your most dreaded part of the year?

Christmas, followed very closely by late may through the end of June.

What major holiday is your least favorite?
 
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