Have You Ever ... V2

[lakesailer_mi]

See, I really love my underwear. It's carefully chosen and matches my mood for the day. Also, it's one of my splurges - no cheap panties, please! If I ever came home without it, it would be a sign of my mental demise.

So, no, not in that sense.

However, sometimes I like to not wear any. So, in that sense, yes?

Have you ever...paid more than $50 for a pair of panties?

hmmm...in that sense... very much yes!

I bought a panty-bra set once, maybe 25 years ago (for the Mrs! not me!), that was probably $45 then? So it'd guess over $50 now? Victoria's Secret, Silk was somehow involved I think...they were "very nice." So...I'm going to say yes.

HYE received a gift of lingerie and thought, "I would have rather had the cash?"

 

[beachbaby179]

hmmm...in that sense... very much yes!

I bought a panty-bra set once, maybe 25 years ago (for the Mrs! not me!), that was probably $45 then? So it'd guess over $50 now? Victoria's Secret, Silk was somehow involved I think...they were "very nice." So...I'm going to say yes.

HYE received a gift of lingerie and thought, "I would have rather had the cash?"

Yep. My ex had terrible taste.

HYE bought lingerie for someone and been really disappointed in how it looked on the recipient?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yep. My ex had terrible taste.

HYE bought lingerie for someone and been really disappointed in how it looked on the recipient?

Nope. Not once.

She was always disappointed, and then wouldn't wear it...
But me? Dayum....I know what I like...

HYE argued with a lover about whether you look good or not?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Nope. Not once.

She was always disappointed, and then wouldn't wear it...
But me? Dayum....I know what I like...

HYE argued with a lover about whether you look good or not?

Yes.

HYE spent more than an hour trying to figure out what to wear?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes.

HYE spent more than an hour trying to figure out what to wear?

First off...seriously, if your lover says, "you look lovely" trust him. He knows what he's talking about. And no, those jeans do NOT make your butt look fat. They make it look like I want to fuck it...and I can't tell you that, cuz you'll get all upset (or pretend too).
Trust me...if a guy says, "you're lovely." He means it.

Nope, I have never...NEVER EVER spent an hour trying to figure out what to wear.
At most, maybe 10min, maybe 15 (which sportcoat, shirt and tie combination can be a challenge...am I going with blue jeans and the camel hair coat? Or the tan chinos and blue blazer look...that's a tough call...).

HYE been so overdressed that you regretted it?

 

[Taegul]

First off...seriously, if your lover says, "you look lovely" trust him. He knows what he's talking about. And no, those jeans do NOT make your butt look fat. They make it look like I want to fuck it...and I can't tell you that, cuz you'll get all upset (or pretend too).
Trust me...if a guy says, "you're lovely." He means it.

Nope, I have never...NEVER EVER spent an hour trying to figure out what to wear.
At most, maybe 10min, maybe 15 (which sportcoat, shirt and tie combination can be a challenge...am I going with blue jeans and the camel hair coat? Or the tan chinos and blue blazer look...that's a tough call...).

HYE been so overdressed that you regretted it?

As a kid, my class went roller skating on an outing once. I confused it with ice skating. I was the warmest dressed kid on wheels.

HYE suffered and R-rated wardrobe malfunction in front of a complete stranger?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

As a kid, my class went roller skating on an outing once. I confused it with ice skating. I was the warmest dressed kid on wheels.

HYE suffered and R-rated wardrobe malfunction in front of a complete stranger?

No, but I live in fear of giving a presenation with my fly open. I check it obsessively, which probably makes me look creepy.

HYE witnessed a major wardrobe "malfunction" that you thought might have been more on purpose?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

No, but I live in fear of giving a presenation with my fly open. I check it obsessively, which probably makes me look creepy.

HYE witnessed a major wardrobe "malfunction" that you thought might have been more on purpose?

I haven't but I've had a major malfunction that wasn't an accident. A towel I was wearing dropped to the floor. Oops...

Have you ever planned a Valentine's surprise that didn't go down well?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I haven't but I've had a major malfunction that wasn't an accident. A towel I was wearing dropped to the floor. Oops...

Have you ever planned a Valentine's surprise that didn't go down well?

yes...apparently kinky sex is not something you should write about...

HYE whisked your lover off for a surprise weekend?

 

[LitMasterJ]

yes...apparently kinky sex is not something you should write about...

HYE whisked your lover off for a surprise weekend?

I have. To the most romantic city in the world: Baltimore.

HYE written an erotic story and given it to your lover?

 

[steelyblue73]

I have. To the most romantic city in the world: Baltimore.

HYE written an erotic story and given it to your lover?

Several times actually...

HYE been the subject of an erotic story?

 

[HBergeron]

Several times actually...

HYE been the subject of an erotic story?

Yes I have, in chain emails traded privately (one co-authored and published, but not on this site).

HYE had your internet go out when you want to masturbate?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes I have, in chain emails traded privately (one co-authored and published, but not on this site).

HYE had your internet go out when you want to masturbate?

LMAO...why yes, yes I have! Frustrating as hell, ain't it!!!!


HYE been in the middle of an intense cyber and had your internet go down?

 

[7inchglory]

LMAO...why yes, yes I have! Frustrating as hell, ain't it!!!!


HYE been in the middle of an intense cyber and had your internet go down?

Yes - it was the end of night for her so she was in bed when it finally came up 1 hour later.



HYE mailed something to another Literotica member?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes - it was the end of night for her so she was in bed when it finally came up 1 hour later.



HYE mailed something to another Literotica member?

Snail mail? No...how...pre-millennial...

HYE met another Literotica Member?

 

[7inchglory]

Snail mail? No...how...pre-millennial...

HYE met another Literotica Member?

Yes, she came from California to Toronto and we had 3 days of fun in a nice hotel. And we sent snail mail to each other prior to. It was a nice change up from our online messages.

HYE video chatted with anyone from Literotica?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, she came from California to Toronto and we had 3 days of fun in a nice hotel. And we sent snail mail to each other prior to. It was a nice change up from our online messages.

HYE video chatted with anyone from Literotica?

Wow...that question killed the thread, I'll be damned....don't know why.

The answer for me....nope. Not a one.

HYE sent a naked picture to someone not from Lit?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Wow...that question killed the thread, I'll be damned....don't know why.

The answer for me....nope. Not a one.

HYE sent a naked picture to someone not from Lit?

Yes. HYE had sex in a public space with a married woman in a public space, then looked up to find there was a security camera trained right on you?

 

[LadyJS]

Yes. HYE had sex in a public space with a married woman in a public space, then looked up to find there was a security camera trained right on you?

I can say a definite "no" on that one.

HYE bought birth control (condoms, pills, etc.) where the clerk was much younger than you?

 

[cliteatingman]

I can say a definite "no" on that one.

HYE bought birth control (condoms, pills, etc.) where the clerk was much younger than you?

Yes and she asked me if I knew how it works.

HYE had 2 or more threesomes with entirely different partners within 24 hours?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Yes and she asked me if I knew how it works.

HYE had 2 or more threesomes with entirely different partners within 24 hours?

No

HYE turned down a potential partner and later wished you had taken things further?

 

[Azuldrgon]

No

HYE turned down a potential partner and later wished you had taken things further?

yes...

HYE turned down a potential partner and later found out it was a good decision?

 

[LadyJS]

yes...

HYE turned down a potential partner and later found out it was a good decision?

Yes.

HYE been in the middle of writing a long post and your browser crashes, and when you finally get it back up you can't remember half of what you had written?

 

[BongoGal]

HYE been in the middle of writing a long post and your browser crashes, and when you finally get it back up you can't remember half of what you had written?

Yes. Long posts should be written first in a place that backs it up every few seconds.

Have you ever masturbated in private while on a date you knew wouldn't end in sex?

 

[Taegul]

Yes. Long posts should be written first in a place that backs it up every few seconds.

Have you ever masturbated in private while on a date you knew wouldn't end in sex?

Can't say I've ever done that.

HYE flashed/exposed yourself to a complete stranger?