Mr. and Mrs. Obama Portraits

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I’m sure everyone has seen the official portraits of Mr. and Mrs. Obama. They showed the true Obama’s in all their glory. Since we are all art critics please give your “professional” review as to the works.


Here are some comments on the internet that are funny and truthful:

“Well, he never really did any work in the Oval Office so it would be wrong to show him in the White House.”

But where is the definition in her arms? Where is her 100-watt smile? The hair is almost right. But quite frankly, she looks more like Kerry Washington than Mrs. O.

With Mr. Obama’s love of drag queens and perverts you think he would be proud to “come out”, but it looks like he is hiding in the rose garden instead.


One rather odd criticism that has emerged about the artist, Kehinde Wiley, was his penchant for adding depictions of sperm cells to his paintings, according to The Daily Caller News Foundation.

So how does this tie into former President Obama’s official portrait? Well, it appears to some as though Wiley may have kept with his odd tradition even as he painted the ex-president, and appears to have hidden at least one giant sperm cell right in plain sight.

News Media Watchdog reported that some people had zoomed in close on the portrait and taken note of what at first glance looks to be a large vein on the side of Obama’s head near the hairline, a vein that can indeed be seen in actual pictures of the former president, though not nearly as pronounced.

However, at the lower end of the vein in the painting there is a rather prominent bulge, which certainly makes the whole thing look like a giant sperm cell on the side of Obama’s forehead.To be sure, the bulge on the side of Obama’s head could in fact simply be a vein, but given Wiley’s predilection for hiding images of sperm cells in many of his paintings, it does seem like more than a coincidence that that is what the vein seems to resemble.


Note: Look at the painting close, the arm of the chair etc. and you will see how the artist made fun of Mr. Obama by painting sperm cells all over it.

Hillary is going to be mad, she actually ran the Obama Administration for eight years so she feels she should be the one hiding in the bushes.

If Mr. and Mrs. Obama look uncomfortable sitting it is because the cushions in the chairs are stuffed with Hillary's emails.

Now I know where my shower curtain went to. I need it back please Mrs. Obama.

I think he is still hiding from the German whose wife he sexual harassed during the Leader of South Africa’s funeral.

Look out one of Obama's sperm cells has become an illegal by jumping the border of the picture. Please no fear, they are harmless.

Roses are red and so is Obama.

“Nancy, the witch of the west, will never find me here.”

Actually that is a pot garden and Obama and his Mexican Cartel friends are having a special sale man to raise money for the DNC man.

“They were going to paint me sitting in the john, but Hillary’s server took up too much room.”

Mr. Obama was going to be painted in the White House, but Trump had all the trash thrown out before it could be done.

Eight years as President and all I got to show for it is this lousy chair.

I think that they had planned to photo shop Mrs. Obama’s face on the painting like Oprah Whinfrey does all her photo’s, but didn’t have time. Hey if Oprah becomes president she can photo shop her face of Mr. Obama’s painting.

Generations from now deserve a good laugh when looking at all the serious painting of former Presidents and then seeing this clown. “See child even a Bozo can become president.”

No we can't bring back DDT just because you want to get rid of these weeds.

"Sorry Mr. President we don't have a non gender bath room for you and Bruce G., you'll just have to use the bushes. The chair is from an old outhouse that some non female, non gender, non human named Rachel at MSNBC donated."

Oh look Sanders opened a pot store and there is his first customer.

Please add your comments of this fine art comic book work.

My Comment: They required that only black artists (if they had demanded only white, Asian, Pacific Islanders, etc. that would be called racists, but we know all leftist are racists so that is acceptable to allow the Obama’s to be racists.) They also wanted anti human rights artists (what else can you call leftist?) and they did not required anyone with real talent. And they got what we paid for. (The person that did Obama’s has pieces showing a black woman holding a white woman’s head. What is it with you leftists, always wanting to cut people’s heads off, shoot and butcher innocent people for the evil Imperialist Empire of Soros and Terrorists? However in the case of these so called artist I am sure the world will give you a pass on them.)

The people can understand with Mr. Obama’s record why he would want to be hiding in the bushes. If you look hard you can see Soros’ and Clinton’s hands sticking out of the poison ivy and pulling Mr. Obama’s strings. The artist tried to put him on a throne, but it looks more like a chair Hillary stole when she left the White House. You know what a poor thief she is.

The artist did do a fair job of keeping inside the numbered lines on Mr. Obama’s, but the artist that did Mrs. Obama’s painted outside the lines a little too much. And Mrs. Obama should have gotten a stand in that looked more like her. Also they said that Mrs. Obama picked out that dress, most likely from the same catalog she picked out the food she forced our kids to eat at school. The same bad taste, but most likely it was made for transgender non gender wear. Her husband being a fan of perverts in drag, most like has one just like it.

It is only fitting that the worst President has the worst portrait. It actually makes the one of Bill Clinton look almost good.


Please add your own cartoon caption to these lovely (bucket please) portraits.


Legal Notification: No real artist careers were harmed in the process of these paintings. Any resemblance to the characters that drew these cartoons and real artists just ain't so.
 
You're late.

No I'm not, I got the news off the elite media. You know they never cover any real news till way after the fact and then only if it is connected to the non reality of the Washington Swamp or the Hollywood Fakes.

I hear they might have a story tonight on CNN about Attila the Hun attacking Italy and blaming it on Bush.
 
Thread is just another excuse for obsessed Reich wingers to trash the previous administration.

Hello? He is no longer president.
 
I’m sure everyone has seen the official portraits of Mr. and Mrs. Obama. They showed the true Obama’s in all their glory. Since we are all art critics please give your “professional” review as to the works.


Here are some comments on the internet that are funny and truthful:

“Well, he never really did any work in the Oval Office so it would be wrong to show him in the White House.”

But where is the definition in her arms? Where is her 100-watt smile? The hair is almost right. But quite frankly, she looks more like Kerry Washington than Mrs. O.

With Mr. Obama’s love of drag queens and perverts you think he would be proud to “come out”, but it looks like he is hiding in the rose garden instead.


One rather odd criticism that has emerged about the artist, Kehinde Wiley, was his penchant for adding depictions of sperm cells to his paintings, according to The Daily Caller News Foundation.

So how does this tie into former President Obama’s official portrait? Well, it appears to some as though Wiley may have kept with his odd tradition even as he painted the ex-president, and appears to have hidden at least one giant sperm cell right in plain sight.

News Media Watchdog reported that some people had zoomed in close on the portrait and taken note of what at first glance looks to be a large vein on the side of Obama’s head near the hairline, a vein that can indeed be seen in actual pictures of the former president, though not nearly as pronounced.

However, at the lower end of the vein in the painting there is a rather prominent bulge, which certainly makes the whole thing look like a giant sperm cell on the side of Obama’s forehead.To be sure, the bulge on the side of Obama’s head could in fact simply be a vein, but given Wiley’s predilection for hiding images of sperm cells in many of his paintings, it does seem like more than a coincidence that that is what the vein seems to resemble.


Note: Look at the painting close, the arm of the chair etc. and you will see how the artist made fun of Mr. Obama by painting sperm cells all over it.

Hillary is going to be mad, she actually ran the Obama Administration for eight years so she feels she should be the one hiding in the bushes.

If Mr. and Mrs. Obama look uncomfortable sitting it is because the cushions in the chairs are stuffed with Hillary's emails.

Now I know where my shower curtain went to. I need it back please Mrs. Obama.

I think he is still hiding from the German whose wife he sexual harassed during the Leader of South Africa’s funeral.

Look out one of Obama's sperm cells has become an illegal by jumping the border of the picture. Please no fear, they are harmless.

Roses are red and so is Obama.

“Nancy, the witch of the west, will never find me here.”

Actually that is a pot garden and Obama and his Mexican Cartel friends are having a special sale man to raise money for the DNC man.

“They were going to paint me sitting in the john, but Hillary’s server took up too much room.”

Mr. Obama was going to be painted in the White House, but Trump had all the trash thrown out before it could be done.

Eight years as President and all I got to show for it is this lousy chair.

I think that they had planned to photo shop Mrs. Obama’s face on the painting like Oprah Whinfrey does all her photo’s, but didn’t have time. Hey if Oprah becomes president she can photo shop her face of Mr. Obama’s painting.

Generations from now deserve a good laugh when looking at all the serious painting of former Presidents and then seeing this clown. “See child even a Bozo can become president.”

No we can't bring back DDT just because you want to get rid of these weeds.

"Sorry Mr. President we don't have a non gender bath room for you and Bruce G., you'll just have to use the bushes. The chair is from an old outhouse that some non female, non gender, non human named Rachel at MSNBC donated."

Oh look Sanders opened a pot store and there is his first customer.

Please add your comments of this fine art comic book work.

My Comment: They required that only black artists (if they had demanded only white, Asian, Pacific Islanders, etc. that would be called racists, but we know all leftist are racists so that is acceptable to allow the Obama’s to be racists.) They also wanted anti human rights artists (what else can you call leftist?) and they did not required anyone with real talent. And they got what we paid for. (The person that did Obama’s has pieces showing a black woman holding a white woman’s head. What is it with you leftists, always wanting to cut people’s heads off, shoot and butcher innocent people for the evil Imperialist Empire of Soros and Terrorists? However in the case of these so called artist I am sure the world will give you a pass on them.)

The people can understand with Mr. Obama’s record why he would want to be hiding in the bushes. If you look hard you can see Soros’ and Clinton’s hands sticking out of the poison ivy and pulling Mr. Obama’s strings. The artist tried to put him on a throne, but it looks more like a chair Hillary stole when she left the White House. You know what a poor thief she is.

The artist did do a fair job of keeping inside the numbered lines on Mr. Obama’s, but the artist that did Mrs. Obama’s painted outside the lines a little too much. And Mrs. Obama should have gotten a stand in that looked more like her. Also they said that Mrs. Obama picked out that dress, most likely from the same catalog she picked out the food she forced our kids to eat at school. The same bad taste, but most likely it was made for transgender non gender wear. Her husband being a fan of perverts in drag, most like has one just like it.

It is only fitting that the worst President has the worst portrait. It actually makes the one of Bill Clinton look almost good.


Please add your own cartoon caption to these lovely (bucket please) portraits.


Legal Notification: No real artist careers were harmed in the process of these paintings. Any resemblance to the characters that drew these cartoons and real artists just ain't so.
Nobody else cares. Yawn.
 
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