So when do we shoot Trump out of a cannon and into the Sun?

[zipman]

In 2015 he tweeted that if the Dow ever drops in a single day that is what should happen to the sitting President.

He also said there are no excuses.

 

[zipman]

lol, burned by a usually reliable source.

Pile it on.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I'm just stating for the record that I don't condone threatening the president, real or imaginary, for when the secret service shows up with a microscope and crams it up your ass.

 

[adrina]

The sad thing is that it could have been true and would have been no more outrageous than all of the other idiotic things he has said and tweeted over time.

 

[OldJourno]

Probably be best to do it at night so he won't be burned.

 

[William_James]

I'm just stating for the record that I don't condone threatening the president, real or imaginary, for when the secret service shows up with a microscope and crams it up your ass.

^ Still has trouble making the distinction between credible and non-credible threats.

 

[zipman]

The sad thing is that it could have been true and would have been no more outrageous than all of the other idiotic things he has said and tweeted over time.

LOL, right?

But he has claimed ownership of the stock market, just not the quote I read which turned out to be a fake meme.

Unlike others here, I'm fine with admitting a mistake.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Doesn't need to be credible. All threats are investigated, triggered by key words, 2 of which are in the op.

 

[phrodeau]

Let's set up a fake White House, say in Disney World, and the next time he's in Air Force One, land him there instead. Once he's safely inside, we cut off all media contact. No phone, no mail, no internet. He can watch TV all he likes, and nobody would hear from him again. It's a more humane method.

 

[BobBalouski]

nipper's just still pissed that The Donald grabbed nippy's mommy's pussy long before the milk man squirted the best half of nipper down his leg.

 

[Not Normal]

He literally has a past tweet demeaning something that happened to Obama that now applies to himself.

 

[islandman]

Let's set up a fake White House, say in Disney World, and the next time he's in Air Force One, land him there instead. Once he's safely inside, we cut off all media contact. No phone, no mail, no internet. He can watch TV all he likes, and nobody would hear from him again. It's a more humane method.

You just described Gitmo, which the President recently to keep open.

Happy coincidence!

 

[Wrong Element]

Still plenty of legitimate reasons to shoot him into the sun, of course.


Oops, does that make me guilty of treason?

 

[doowdniw]

Still plenty of legitimate reasons to shoot him into the sun, of course.


Oops, does that make me guilty of treason?

Not unless you're a member of SCOTUS at the SOTU last week, and failed to clap and stand like any other good North Korean.

 

[Hypoxia]

No, don't do it.

Don't lower real estate values on the Sun.

It's YUUUGE!

 

[Adder4321]

Well he would die from the g-forces anyway, so the into the sun part is pretty pointless. Still, I have to admit that the whole thing is pretty ironic.

 

[Saint Peter]

I just hope he koo koos this morning so the sun will come up.

 

[about_average]

I'm just stating for the record that I don't condone threatening the president, real or imaginary, for when the secret service shows up with a microscope and crams it up your ass.

I'm pretty sure the SS won't consider repeating a quote of the president (or in the case, what you were told was a Trump quote) as threatening the president).

On the other hand, if they don't, no doubt trump will start attacking Randolph Alles and the deep state in the secret service.

 

[Liar]

I'm just stating for the record that I don't condone threatening the president, real or imaginary, for when the secret service shows up with a microscope and crams it up your ass.

Screw that, I'm gonna threaten imaginary presidents as much as I damn well like.

Jed Bartlett, Imma kick yo ass.

 

[Hypoxia]

Screw that, I'm gonna threaten imaginary presidents as much as I damn well like.

Jed Bartlett, Imma kick yo ass.

Alas, many view Tromp as an imaginary president. Who's that knocking at your door? The SS guys...

But while you're at it, load Jack Ryan into that Mercury capsule.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Still plenty of legitimate reasons to shoot him into the sun, of course.


Oops, does that make me guilty of treason?

Shout it in line at the airport an find out.

 

[about_average]

Shout it in line at the airport an find out.

Even shouting "I HAVE A BOMB!" in line at the airport doesn't make someone guilty of treason.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Even shouting "I HAVE A BOMB!" in line at the airport doesn't make someone guilty of treason.

Did I say it would? The conversation would be different if the names Obama and Trump were switched.

 

[William_James]

Did I say it would? The conversation would be different if the names Obama and Trump were switched.

Shout it in line at the airport an find out.

No. You just heavily implied it would.

 

[about_average]

Did I say it would? The conversation would be different if the names Obama and Trump were switched.

Nope, repeating something Obama said only in the context of him (that he should be shot from a cannon in to the sun) would also not mean that the SS would investigate the person repeating it.