Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Taegul]

He treats women as trophies. He mounts them against the wall. He shows them off in front of his friends. He throws parties just to have fun and collect more trophies. It's gross and disgusting and I hate him for never inviting me

Oh Liz, you know damn well I'd mount you!

She sabotaged the Welcome to Las Vegas sign to read Welcome to Liz Vegas. Tourism increased that month by 400%.

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh Liz, you know damn well I'd mount you!

She sabotaged the Welcome to Las Vegas sign to read Welcome to Liz Vegas. Tourism increased that month by 400%.

(a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do )

His Arbor Day party was off the hook!

 

[lanceGibs]

(a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do )

His Arbor Day party was off the hook!

Has been unhooked since the Arbor Day party.

 

[LizVegas79]

Has been unhooked since the Arbor Day party.

Only because he stole my favorite Arbor Day bra at the Arbor Day party!

 

[Taegul]

Only because he stole my favorite Arbor Day bra at the Arbor Day party!

Siegfried and Roy developed their Big Cat training technique by practicing on Liz although they never could get her to jump through a flaming hoop.

 

[lanceGibs]

Only because he stole my favorite Arbor Day bra at the Arbor Day party!

Wanted me to sniff her pants but blushed when I appreciated the muskiness.

 

[Little_Sister]

Wanted me to sniff her pants but blushed when I appreciated the muskiness.

Lives in a basement, never showers, ubber creepy.

 

[Little_Sister]

Is really a man sitting in a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetoes.

He is the Dallas Cowboys #1 fan.

 

[Pantyboy74]

He is the Dallas Cowboys #1 fan.

She has applied to be part of the first Moon Colony.

 

[Little_Sister]

She has applied to be part of the first Moon Colony.

He keeps stealing my panties, insisting he wears them better.

 

[Pantyboy74]

He keeps stealing my panties, insisting he wears them better.

She keeps posting her panties to me insisting on photos.

 

[Little_Sister]

She keeps posting her panties to me insisting on photos.

He is my BFF... we share everything, women, men, panties even our Texas accent.

 

[Pantyboy74]

He is my BFF... we share everything, women, men, panties even our Texas accent.

She adores my South Yorkshire accent so much, she has asked for personal recordings.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

She can't actually read. The book is upside down


Damn, he snuck in. He stole those nylons from a Walgreens

 

[Little_Sister]

Damn, he snuck in. He stole those nylons from a Walgreens

He knows because he was with him and has his own pair but he got a run in them the first time he tried to put them on.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Sold me a slightly used pair of stockings only for me to find out they had runs in them

 

[Little_Sister]

Sold me a slightly used pair of stockings only for me to find out they had runs in them

Shaves every single hair off his body every single morning.

 

[sultan_sd]

Shaves every single hair off his body every single morning.

Thinks Sonic actually has awful food

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Has stock in Sonic.

His computer runs thanks to a Hamster running round and round on a wheel.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He wears his pants backwards, Kriss Kross style.

Wears parachute pants on every flight, just in case

 

[sjpsoccer14]

Wears parachute pants on every flight, just in case

Hasn't worn panties in years

 

[RedJack81]

Hasn't worn panties in years

its supposed to be lies!

 

[RedJack81]

Hasn't worn panties in years

Has a wardrobe full of white t-shirts from H&M

 

[Taegul]

Has a wardrobe full of white t-shirts from H&M

He always loved those pine-scented air fresheners for your car but could never afford them, so every time he was going to drive anywhere, he'd rub himself up and down a pine tree. And the term "tree-hugger" was born...

 

[papadoc19]

He is very, very serious