Have you ever talked dirty to the Litster above 2.0

[13Fantasies]

Never, but might be enjoyable

Nada.

 

[LothlorienGaladriel65]

Nada.

Never

 

[papadoc19]

I have not

 

[lacandy]

I have not

Long ago in a galaxy far far away

 

[Gentledom45]

Long ago in a galaxy far far away

I never have. Maybe someday

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Nope. I'm afraid they might hurt me

 

[Kat73]

Nope. I'm afraid they might hurt me

I have not.

 

[Fierywhore]

I have not.

Not yet

 

[frankjoebobal]

Not yet

No I haven't

 

[Sexybritches69]

No I haven't

Maybe a little bit

 

[knowhow7890]

Maybe a little bit

Nope, not yet

 

[vibes]

Would never

 

[OldUncleJack]

Not me

 

[Pantyboy74]

Only if you class Terry Pratchett as dirty

 

[OldUncleJack]

Only if you class Terry Pratchett as dirty

Lol....mmm..... ankh my morpork!

 

[beachbaby179]

Lol....mmm..... ankh my morpork!

Nope.

 

[OldUncleJack]

Nope.

Always polite

 

[Tallulah82]

Always polite

Flirty, not dirty. He begs for it, but I've told him that until he videos himself strip-teasing to "pretty fly for a white guy" then he gets no further.

 

[OldUncleJack]

Flirty, not dirty. He begs for it, but I've told him that until he videos himself strip-teasing to "pretty fly for a white guy" then he gets no further.

You mean you weren't happy with the video of me jerking off to the tune of Beethoven 5th??

 

[Tallulah82]

You mean you weren't happy with the video of me jerking off to the tune of Beethoven 5th??

I told you!?! That was just step 1. It's a 5 step process. Geez. Never listens!

 

[OldUncleJack]

I told you!?! That was just step 1. It's a 5 step process. Geez. Never listens!

Well I went out and bought the lube for step three....but the guinea pig ain't happy I'm telling you now!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Well I went out and bought the lube for step three....but the guinea pig ain't happy I'm telling you now!!

Shhhh. Just feed him the carrot chunks as I told you to. He'll be fine.

But have the phone at hand, ready for emergency services just in case.

And just remember. It'll be worth it... *nods*

 

[OldUncleJack]

Shhhh. Just feed him the carrot chunks as I told you to. He'll be fine.

But have the phone at hand, ready for emergency services just in case.

And just remember. It'll be worth it... *nods*

Well if it works with gerbils...who knows?

So tell me again....where does the half a kilo of butter come into it? And do I have to wear the gimp mask? I can't see a damned thing!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Well if it works with gerbils...who knows?

So tell me again....where does the half a kilo of butter come into it? And do I have to wear the gimp mask? I can't see a damned thing!!

You'll find out, and yes you do. Now,, I'm stopping post-whoring and let the thread go back to normal perversion

 

[OldUncleJack]

You'll find out, and yes you do. Now,, I'm stopping post-whoring and let the thread go back to normal perversion

Deal...and yes I have!