The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

[Hypoxia]

Here in California's central Sierra Nevadas we're due a little rain in a couple days and a minor chance of almost zero snow at our elevation. I'm glad I don't watch TV and those national weather maps. Weather back East? Bummer...

I likely won't have to chase away bears when I haul tomorrow's garbage. But splashing bleach atop the stuff seems to deter can-scroungers. I'll take a can of Mace anyway.

I still need to re-string my mandola. Bother...

 

[Spins]

I am still laughing

 

[Hypoxia]

I am still laughing

"The man who laughs has not yet been told the terrible news."
--Berthold Brecht

 

[Spins]

That there might be ice sometime tomorrow afternoon so don't go to work in the morning?

It's turrible...

 

[Wings]

Ive been laying in this hotel bed for the last 10 minutes trying to figure out if my neighbors have a dog that’s snoring or if it’s a human who should get checked out by a medical professional.

 

[Debbie]

dear kitty mama,

I'm taking up yoga



http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2018/01/cat-yoga-purr-fect-start-for-beginners.html

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

And stopped for a steak in Nebraska!

http://www.dudessteakhouse.com/

This is a good time of year to stop by the Bargain Cave at Cabelas and overpay for a stinky pair of used hunting boots.

 

[Saint Peter]

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Morning all.

Why not work? You have to do something with your time on this rock.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/B613F527-D377-4C31-831B-C4D16D6BB506.jpeg

 

[Saint Peter]

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/49817194-9CDF-485E-8A15-48F57B7363E8.jpeg

 

[Saint Peter]

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/thumb-72.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

http://cdn.sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Marcus-Williams-Thriller-e1516043973147.jpg

 

[Radiohead]

The snow is effing everything up from Chicago to Milwaukee.

Like you didnt know.

Can I die now?

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://cdn.sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Marcus-Williams-Thriller-e1516043973147.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/Z4IXspU3iCHlK/giphy.gif

 

[Amoebah]

http://estaticos.elperiodico.com/resources/jpg/0/4/1501148127840.jpg

 

[MelissaBaby]

New guy on the AH is looking for feedback on his writing. He specializes in stories about smelling underwear.

I like to be helpful, but I'm going to pass on that one.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://media1.britannica.com/eb-media/18/1918-004-16347AC7.jpg

A day later, but...still relevant.

Nah. always relevant.

 

[PollDancer]

He had a dream. He had an awesome dream.

 

[William_James]

New guy on the AH is looking for feedback on his writing. He specializes in stories about smelling underwear.

I like to be helpful, but I'm going to pass on that one.

Que was never very creative with his alts.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Too funny, St Peter.

Too true, Zumi.

 

[trysail]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e7/a0/97/e7a0975c98e5db8bb7d394286f1b2542.jpg

He's famous for his time in a Toranado, too.

He ought to be more famous for Le Mans— far and away the best film ever made about auto racing (unfortunately the plot was awful but the racing footage has never been surpassed).


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[Que]

Why not work? You have to do something with your time on this rock.

Somebody has a job sampling whisky. . .

 

[chillywilly2]

New guy on the AH is looking for feedback on his writing. He specializes in stories about smelling underwear.

I like to be helpful, but I'm going to pass on that one.

The fronts or the backs?

 

[Que]

I was never very creative with my alts.

:nods:

Same themes to all your pedestrian insults. You should work on that. Get index cards or use a spreadsheet. Try to keep track of what you developed as your alt's raison d'être. Stick to it. For example, this alt was supposed to be your high brow, intellectual one. You can't suddenly have such a character devolve into Skiddlesesque, base insults. This doesn't change just because you church up the language a bit.