The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

[thør]

Why does everything happen at once?

Because, that's the way it is..

 

[Noor]

Because, that's the way it is..

Damn, I am just not cut out for this

Hi Thor!

 

[pointless]

i blame that cunt billy pilgrim.

 

[Noor]

I blame Chernobyl and long term radiation damage, no, really I do.

 

[thør]

Damn, I am just not cut out for this

Hi Thor!

Hey, Noor.

Sometimes ya gotta just go with the flow.

 

[thør]

I blame Chernobyl and long term radiation damage, no, really I do.

Think of the poor bastards who drafted to be bio-robots there.

 

[Noor]

Hey, Noor.

Sometimes ya gotta just go with the flow.

I am trying.

Think of the poor bastards who drafted to be bio-robots there.

At one time, I had clients who were the above, they didn't last long. Emigrated to the US, only to die shortly afterwards in their early thirties of strange cancers, leaving young children.

Or the poor kids hiking all day in the Scottish rain for the week after it blew...

 

[thør]

I am trying.



At one time, I had clients who were the above, they didn't last long. Emigrated to the US, only to die shortly afterwards in their early thirties of strange cancers, leaving young children.

Or the poor kids hiking all day in the Scottish rain for the week after it blew...

A scientist from TN went caribou hunting in eastern northern Canada. He brought his meat home, and ate some. He was unable to go back to work at ORNL because his full body count was too high.

 

[Noor]

A scientist from TN went caribou hunting in eastern northern Canada. He brought his meat home, and ate some. He was unable to go back to work at ORNL because his full body count was too high.

During Chernobyl?

 

[Froya]

Cherry was my second favorite.

 

[ForkedTongue]

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[Luk]

https://i.imgur.com/IqydRFE.jpg

 

[TalkRadio]

https://i.imgur.com/IqydRFE.jpg

LOS ANGELES — John Mayer can explain where he’s been. In fact, once he gets going, he probably won’t stop, given the amount of time he has spent in private processing his recent self-imposed irrelevance — the “lean years,” as he calls them

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/23/arts/music/john-mayer-search-for-everything-interview.html

 

[Luk]

"pew-pew", "yip-yip"

 

[TalkRadio]

Hey, Luk! Do you and Ferm have any cute couple "nicknames" for each other?

"pew-pew", "yip-yip"

 

[TalkRadio]

"pew-pew", "yip-yip"

Hey, Luk! It's such a shame that you & Ferm have been bitch slapped from your fellow blurt kids.

After all, you finished 9th in the recent GB Hall of Fame election and Ferm finished 5th in the GB Hot Babe contest.

Tough times, indeed.

ETA: Still feeding your "women" fish tacos? You know, your way of remembering Ferm's scent.

 

[pointless]

https://i.imgur.com/4eiv0aV.jpg

 

[MelissaBaby]

Lady sets a package on the counter at the post office.

PO Guy: "Do you want insurance on this?"

Lady: "Hell no, it's just a crock full of crap."

 

[TalkRadio]

I'll answer you once and then leave you to the other morons who struggle when Luk is around.

Check to see how many times "Luk"/"Luke" is typed by "Lancecastor" (a really dumb person who was banned because he's too dumb to adhere to easy rules) and "vetteman" aka "Rightguide" (a cowardly little bitch who was ran off the board becuase he's a paranoid moron who thought ISIS was out to get him) and then report back. I'm sure you have nothing else to do today.

Hey, Luk! "Vetteman" aka "Rightguide" proudly served this great nation as a member of the United States Marine Corps.

In which branch of the military did you serve?

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://i.imgur.com/4eiv0aV.jpg

It’s almost as adorable as your balls.

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://media.giphy.com/media/NwygOzUd2rXAQ/giphy.gif

 

[adrina]

Ha. Very appropriate these days Aglo. Geeeez.



I'm ready to go home now and continue looking for a new job.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ha. Very appropriate these days Aglo. Geeeez.



I'm ready to go home now and continue looking for a new job.

Did you get the final assessment test done?

 

[TalkRadio]

Hey, Aglo! Any pictures of you and the other blurt kids from one of your "excellent adventures" together?

https://media.giphy.com/media/NwygOzUd2rXAQ/giphy.gif

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hey, Aglo! Any pictures of you and the other blurt kids from one of your "excellent adventures" together?

Good morning, coward radio.

Try harder.