The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

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try filling an F150 with 2 tanks. better have a warm jacket!!! :D

Try filling a 793d at 5,280 feet elevation in the middle of a winter night; it's got a 1300 gallon tank. Takes 20 minutes if you are "down" to a mere couple of hundred gallons.

You're supposed to stand there and watch it but when enough weight is in that tank to put proper pressure on the Wiggins valve it kicks off automatically.
 
Try filling a 793d at 5,280 feet elevation in the middle of a winter night; it's got a 1300 gallon tank. Takes 20 minutes if you are "down" to a mere couple of hundred gallons.

You're supposed to stand there and watch it but when enough weight is in that tank to put proper pressure on the Wiggins valve it kicks off automatically.

Try refueling the Challenger midflight while docking with Sputnik and an angry Boris wants to rip your tits off. The flux capacitor overloads because you are funneling too many gigawatts to the damned thing. A real bitch. I've only done it twice and that was two times too many!
 
Try refueling the Challenger midflight while docking with Sputnik and an angry Boris wants to rip your tits off. The flux capacitor overloads because you are funneling too many gigawatts to the damned thing. A real bitch. I've only done it twice and that was two times too many!

You have tits?
 
Ah, comprehension issues again. I said that you'd have problems. Boris and I are cool as fuck.

You mentioned that you had done the refueling ttwice. Seems sort of superfluous to include a travail that was not part of your ordeal. Good first draft, though.
 
You mentioned that you had done the refueling ttwice. Seems sort of superfluous to include a travail that was not part of your ordeal. Good first draft, though.

I'm not taking writing advice from someone who can't properly spell a monosyllabic word.
 
Try filling a 793d at 5,280 feet elevation in the middle of a winter night; it's got a 1300 gallon tank. Takes 20 minutes if you are "down" to a mere couple of hundred gallons.

You're supposed to stand there and watch it but when enough weight is in that tank to put proper pressure on the Wiggins valve it kicks off automatically.

50 gallons a minute? So I could fill my truck in less than 40 seconds if almost empty. :cool:
 
50 gallons a minute? So I could fill my truck in less than 40 seconds if almost empty. :cool:
I do know some coal-rollin' diesel enthusiasts that I can see putting a Wiggins valve sticking out of the side of their pick'emup truck.

Burning it takes a lot longer. I would average 50 gallons an hour. Uphill, loaded, I could spray 115 gallons an hour into those 5,000 cubic inches, but eventually you reach the top of the hill.
 
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