The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

[pointless]

Gas station TV. How is there even such a thing? Apparently we are not able to mentally occupy ourselves for the couple minutes it takes to pump gas and must be mindlessly entertained.

i would say it exists to keep people occupied and standing there while pumping like they're required to do by law instead of ducking into their cars to hide and then whine about their paint job being damaged by all the gas they spilled because they weren't paying any fucking attention.

 

[chillywilly2]

i would say it exists to keep people occupied and standing their while pumping like they're required to do by law instead of ducking into their cars to hide and then whine about their paint job being damaged by all the gas they spilled because they weren't paying any fucking attention.

ya...drina never filled an F150...dam things take forever...I have a special tool I jamb in the handle for when its 30 below...and gas don't hurt the paint..DAMHIKT

 

[ryan8558]

ya...drina never filled an F150...dam things take forever...I have a special tool I jamb in the handle for when its 30 below...and gas don't hurt the paint..DAMHIKT

try filling an F150 with 2 tanks. better have a warm jacket!!!

 

[chillywilly2]

try filling an F150 with 2 tanks. better have a warm jacket!!!

I had one...just use 2 pumps
The single tank now is as big as 2 small ones..you need to take out a loan as well

 

[pointless]

i haven't worked in a gas station in ages and it still pisses me off. that should tell you just how often i got yelled at by some self centered cunt trying to get free gas out of their own fuck up.

like that's ever going to happen.

 

[chillywilly2]

they have auto shutoff..no biggy
I never worked in a gas station

 

[ryan8558]

I had one...just use 2 pumps
The single tank now is as big as 2 small ones..you need to take out a loan as well

Didn't know about the larger tank.

once got 550+ miles out of my '96 before I had to fill up.

had to stop before then though because my bladder couldn't last that long.

 

[chillywilly2]

Didn't know about the larger tank.

once got 550+ miles out of my '96 before I had to fill up.

had to stop before then though because my bladder couldn't last that long.

Thats about what I can get now...I think its 35 gallons

I have put up to 125 litres into it at a cost of about $140
reads 1100 km range when its full

I think Toyota has the same size now as well

 

[pointless]

they have auto shutoff..no biggy
I never worked in a gas station

you can't rely on that. those fail on occasion just like anything. that's kinda why you're supposed to stand there. why that and because gasoline is basically fucking poison.

 

[chillywilly2]

you can't rely on that. those fail on occasion just like anything. that's kinda why you're supposed to stand there. why that and because gasoline is basically fucking poison.

and burns like a son of a bitch

 

[Sean]

You wish that were true. The truth is people tell me dirt all the time, likely because they want it to get spread. I just collect the details and wait.

Watching people circle around a certain lit female recently, circling the wagons, hoping the truth doesn't grace the forum. What fun!

No-one believes anything you say, little Lance. Well, apart from Hasgtag. But he's a retard.

 

[Sean]

Michael Moore is drilling for oil. Right next to Mar a Lago. Genius.

 

[silver gurl]

You wish that were true. The truth is people tell me dirt all the time, likely because they want it to get spread. I just collect the details and wait.

Watching people circle around a certain lit female recently, circling the wagons, hoping the truth doesn't grace the forum. What fun!

No-one believes anything you say, little Lance. Well, apart from Hasgtag. But he's a retard.

Sounds like Lance to me. Yes?

 

[Sean]

Sounds like Lance to me. Yes?

Yeah. He's transparent. The dumb ones always are.

 

[Sean]

Bannon got fired. My heart fucking bleeds.

 

[Froya]

Sounds like Lance to me. Yes?

He did respond directly, when addressed as Lance, without the whole "who's that? I'm new" bullshit.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Bannon got fired. My heart fucking bleeds.

You mean “stepping down”?

 

[Sean]

You mean “stepping down”?

The WH called for him to be fired and Breitbart fired him. That should scare people.

 

[Aglaopheme]

He did respond directly, when addressed as Lance, without the whole "who's that? I'm new" bullshit.

After 2 or 3 sad attempts, he found a new schtick, same as the old schtick.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The WH called for him to be fired and Breitbart fired him. That should scare people.

It won’t scare the ones that truly need to be scared. Perhaps it’ll take a nosebleed? Everyone else has been to some degree.

 

[spacekowboy]

Circling the wagons??

How very Killswitchian of you, LanceyPants.

 

[silver gurl]

After 2 or 3 sad attempts, he found a new schtick, same as the old schtick.

I think this is the 4th attempt. I am losing count.

Circling the wagons??

How very Killswitchian of you, LanceyPants.

Beware of LanceyPants!

 

[spacekowboy]

I think this is the 4th attempt. I am losing count.


Beware of LanceyPants!

Im petrified of him. Thoroughly petrified.




The above is sarcasm for those of you who do not grasp the concept.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Im petrified of him. Thoroughly petrified.




The above is sarcasm for those of you who do not grasp the concept.

Petrified wood.


*nods*

 

[spacekowboy]

Petrified wood.


*bobs*

FYP. YW.