The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[HarryHill]

My old man always said diversify

 

[HarryHill]

How long should one burn a candle?

..
If you are using both ends there is no time limit

 

[Wings]

Odds are good that I’m going to wake up with a cat on my head.

 

[Spins]

I was always told to keep a woman happy fall asleep with her thighs around your face.

Cat on your head is just another way of saying that, yeah?

 

[thør]

I was always told to keep a woman happy fall asleep with her thighs around your face.

Cat on your head is just another way of saying that, yeah?

What if it gets your tongue?

 

[HarryHill]

I need pie, real or metaphorical or maybe both

 

[Spins]

Isn't it supposed to? <ponders>

 

[Wings]

This is definitely not that kind of pussy. This one is a pissed off feline that hasn’t seen me in 8 months and has been reading me the cat riot act.

 

[neci]

i am ending my year on a meat fucking pie.

 

[thør]

Isn't it supposed to? <ponders>

Make sure to hum.

 

[ImSinister]

Call Mr Plow, That's my name, That name again is Mr Plow

 

[thør]

LOL, Homer.

 

[ImSinister]

LOL, Homer.

Season 4 was a winner. Next episode they are showing is the Monorail

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26168330_1763398610346443_5675592316269575319_n.jpg?oh=725b603b7a8fa7d11aab1823160ade50&oe=5AFA896D

 

[Spins]

And we made it to the New year.

A little later than last year, but sometimes an extra hour isn't so bad.

 

[thør]

And we made it to the New year.

A little later than last year, but sometimes an extra hour isn't so bad.

Almost 3 more hours, here.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I missed it. I have been chasing a chipmunk in my house. Now my carbon monoxide detector is complaining about low batteries.

*sigh*

 

[thør]

I missed it. I have been chasing a chipmunk in my house. Now my carbon monoxide detector is complaining about low batteries.

*sigh*

Life in the fast lane......

Happy New Year!

 

[Froya]

..
and heavy cream in qt. containers. there's one recipe left in mine.
that stuff freezes ya know.

Yes. I was just trying to help Que give in to temptation. I rarely by the little containers.

Right now, I need to use up some buttermilk. It has somehow multiplied in the fridge.

How long should one burn a candle?

Until it's done, but don't leave them unattended

I was always told to keep a woman happy fall asleep with her thighs around your face.

What woman is happy with someone falling asleep there?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*laughing* Little beast is much faster. Too late to see where it escaped to.

Happy New Year, thør

 

[adrina]

Cold front moving in. This is going to be one of those odd days where the high is in the morning and the low is in the afternoon.

 

[Adre]

Just froze my tits off on the morning walk.

 

[HarryHill]

Not going outside today. The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII: Name that Porn

 

[Saint Peter]

This is definitely not that kind of pussy. This one is a pissed off feline that hasn’t seen me in 8 months and has been reading me the cat riot act.

8 months?



Poor pussy.

 

[spacekowboy]

I can do 8 months standing on my head.