The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[Spins]

It is your right to be wrong.

 

[adrina]

Shit.

This seems to be getting needlessly complicated.

One recipe was:

6 (12-ounce) cans evaporated milk.
4 teaspoons ground cinnamon.
1 tablespoon vanilla extract.
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg.
Pinch cayenne pepper.
2 (12-ounce) bags semisweet chocolate chips (recommended: Hershey's)
Cocoa powder, for serving.

The fuck?

I wasn't planning on sating the thirst of the whole of Villa Alegre. going to have to get out a piece of paper and scratch out some maths..

I suspect that the canned evaporated milk is actually pretty authentic Mexicans do like using it in cooking. Sweetened condensed more likely. At one time my late father ran a Carnation plant that made that stuff so we seemed to have it around as well. I never used to be that fond of the taste of it but I'm sort of nostalgic about it.

I think I'd rather use some creme fraiche or half-and-half.

The Bon Appetit recipes suggested almond extract instead of vanilla. I was leaning towards real Mexican vanilla which I don't have which I'll need to go get. The Chinese place has real Mexican extract where the Mexican Market has fake Mexican extract. Same brand.

I'm thinking I should go to the Chinese market which isn't a horrible idea anyway because I could get something to make for whatever I'm going to eat on New Year's Day

Evaporated milk is not at all the same as sweet condensed milk. If you use sweetened condensed milk it will be cloyingly sweet.

1 @ 12 oz can evap milk
3/4 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
pinch nutmeg
an even smaller pinch of cayenne
4 oz of semi sweet chocolate

Fuck Chocolate. Did you watch my Vikings?

I don't watch TV.

One should not fuck chocolate. One should consume good chocolate so that it becomes similar to a great sexual experience. And don't rush it. Else it will be like premature ejaculation and it will be very disappointing. That would be bad. And sad.

It is your right to be wrong.

Yes you absolutely do have that right.

 

[fluffPE]

I don't watch TV.

One should not fuck chocolate. One should consume good chocolate so that it becomes similar to a great sexual experience. And don't rush it. Else it will be like premature ejaculation and it will be very disappointing. That would be bad. And sad.

I laughed.

 

[Que]

Geez...

If I'm going for authentico I need a wooden molinillo to froth up some espuma.

I wonder if I can just Stir It With My Dick?*

* voice-to-text randomly capitalized that as if it's the title to a book or a movie?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Do not forget to drink your hot chocolate in those strange sucking micro-sips, to avoid instant burned tongue. You remember burned mouth from hot pizza ? Hot liquid will burn your whole mouth.

 

[ImSinister]

Hmmm. Can I turn breakfast sausage into chorizo?

 

[Spins]

So much is asked and so little thanks is given. Just more needs and wants.

 

[Que]

I'm not 'zactly sure what I spent $23.43 on. I'm a little suspicious though because the people in front of me had a very similar tally only it was $44.22.

I did buy some guanabana juice.

For the actual chocolate I decided that pink Himalayan salt would not be noticeable. I got some raw sugar from Thailand, some cinnamon from India, and some Polish chocolate with 70% cocoa.

I passed on Polish dills that were actually from Poland although that sounded sort of intetesting.

They had a small Mexican section with cubes that you dissolve in warm milk or water but they didn't seem to be actual spicy mexican chocolate just regular.

 

[lovetoread]

i've had to listen to hours and hours of an old show

 

[islandman]

I need 18650 batteries (new) for less than a $1.00 per.

Make it happen!

 

[fluffPE]

i've had to listen to hours and hours of an old show

You sound smart!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

"Crocodile" was dark. But it sucked. Could not really get into it.

"Hang The DJ" did not seem particularly dark, but was much better.

 

[neci]

the roads were not too bad out, but holy crap, it's cold!

 

[lovetoread]

You sound smart!

i is

 

[fluffPE]

i is

It happens.

 

[Sean]

I need 18650 batteries (new) for less than a $1.00 per.

Make it happen!

The cheaper ones tend to be terrible.

 

[fluffPE]

The cheaper ones tend to be terrible.

How have you been?

 

[Lorilei]

I am 100% drunk and ready for bed, but yay, my team won.

 

[neci]

ferdinand was fabulous! i cried five times, and laughed so hard i cried again.

 

[fluffPE]

I am 100% drunk and ready for bed, but yay, my team won.

They did!

 

[fluffPE]

ferdinand was fabulous! i cried five times, and laughed so hard i cried again.

I'm just staring at your tits.

 

[islandman]

The cheaper ones tend to be terrible.

A buddy picked up 600 of them off of Alibaba. Genuine LG ones, 3.7 VAC, for the DIY powerwall I helped him build.

Fuck you and your bloated piece of crap, Musk.

 

[Sean]

A buddy picked up 600 of them off of Alibaba. Genuine LG ones, 3.7 VAC, for the DIY powerwall I helped him build.

Fuck you and your bloated piece of crap, Musk.

I have half a dozen kicking around for use in various gizmos. Primarily my zillion lumen Cree torch. But I've always found it worth while paying for name brand.

 

[Sean]

How have you been?

Fair to middlin, dude. Et tu?

 

[ImSinister]

ferdinand was fabulous! i cried five times, and laughed so hard i cried again.

Good to hear. Headed to see it Tuesday.