Guys...you're cyberchatting away with your dick in your hand...

[Saint_Ann]

...and your internet goes dead. Do you finish?

 

[OldJourno]

...and your internet goes dead. Do you finish?

I dunno. What would you do?

 

[Saint_Ann]

I dunno. What would you do?

If I were a guy cyberchatting with my dick in my hand and the internet goes dead, I would go make a sandwich. Correct?

 

[OldJourno]

If I were a guy cyberchatting with my dick in my hand and the internet goes dead, I would go make a sandwich. Correct?

How do you make a sandwich using just one hand?

 

[Saint_Ann]

How do you make a sandwich using just one hand?

Expertly.

 

[bellisarius]

When you're SO big, and SO hard............the cat better hide.

 

[Saint_Ann]

When you're SO big, and SO hard............the cat better hide.

Especially if it's tuna.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

If I were a guy cyberchatting with my dick in my hand and the internet goes dead, I would go make a sandwich. Correct?

What do you mean, if?

When you're SO big, and SO hard............the cat better hide.

*reported*

 

[coachdb18]

If I were a guy cyberchatting with my dick in my hand and the internet goes dead, I would go make a sandwich. Correct?

Just a recommendation that you NOT make it a hot dog!!!

 

[about_average]

My internet rarely goes dead.





















If only my dick had the same up time.

 

[Saint_Ann]

My internet rarely goes dead.




If only my dick had the same up time.

That's what sandwiches are for.

 

[bicuriohub]

I suppose I take it as a sign to keep edging for awhile,maybe bust out some toys or go straight for the DVD drawer in my dresser for some old school movie viewing unless my wife is home then she can gladly join in and we'll all be satisfied lol

 

[Fatwa_Morgana]

What about the poor girl on the other end of the connection?

 

[Saint_Ann]

What about the poor girl on the other end of the connection?

That's just weird.

 

[Bob2again]

...and your internet goes dead. Do you finish?

I hate when something like that happens! Yes, I finish, but it’s frustrating!

 

[raindancer]

One-handed typing is difficult. Just put it down for a little while. Or type with your dick. If I had a dick, I would totally type with it.

 

[Bob2again]

One-handed typing is difficult. Just put it down for a little while. Or type with your dick. If I had a dick, I would totally type with it.

It would be rather unintelligible!

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

One-handed typing is difficult. Just put it down for a little while. Or type with your dick. If I had a dick, I would totally type with it.

You can type with my dick.