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Can I still be part of this group without drinking caffeine? ;)
Yes. But you might need to either eat or deliver cookies.

Here, quick, take a couple to go...the work will go better.

http://www.ohnuts.com/blog/christmas-cookies-recipe-8.jpg
OH tasty. I could use a cookie right about now.

I'm going to need 2.

Hey, we sell those at my work. $16.88 +tax. Just ask for Housewares :D
Good to know where to get more!

I'm tired people. Also, people are literally the worst. Please make them all disappear.
 
Is there a lot of booze in that? (Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes)

Absolutely! I have my own egg nog recipe. It involves Brandy, Run and Bourbon. The mix is important, you have to have all three. Mostly because it's an excuse to add a lot...;)
 

Cookies can be dinner right?

Absolutely! I have my own egg nog recipe. It involves Brandy, Run and Bourbon. The mix is important, you have to have all three. Mostly because it's an excuse to add a lot...;)

Perfect.

Thanks gentlemen! Now, about making about 80% of the population disappear... who's going to take care of that?
 
Cookies can be dinner right?



Perfect.

Thanks gentlemen! Now, about making about 80% of the population disappear... who's going to take care of that?

It is a food group....maybe if you just dim your light we can hang a closed sign outside
 
Seriously though, people are the worst. Did people not recognize that Christmas was going to arrive on Dec 25th and they should plan for it?
 
Seriously though, people are the worst. Did people not recognize that Christmas was going to arrive on Dec 25th and they should plan for it?

lol long time ago when I used to be a District Manager for a catalog showroom chain I was always amazed and amused at the people that flocked in on the 24th and were pissed we were out of stock on something they wanted.
 
Seriously though, people are the worst. Did people not recognize that Christmas was going to arrive on Dec 25th and they should plan for it?

I know. I get that. Of course I'm currently trying to finish up four projects this week. If I had spent less time screwing around all fall (and wallowing in self pity..:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:) I could have had them all done...and probably some other stuff too.
 
lol long time ago when I used to be a District Manager for a catalog showroom chain I was always amazed and amused at the people that flocked in on the 24th and were pissed we were out of stock on something they wanted.

Yeah, WTF's up with that?!?!? Don't you know that a bunch of us will be coming in the 24th desperate to get the crap we've been procrastinating about all month? Can't you plan ahead???? ;)
 
lol long time ago when I used to be a District Manager for a catalog showroom chain I was always amazed and amused at the people that flocked in on the 24th and were pissed we were out of stock on something they wanted.

*throws piles of blankets and pillows onto the floor*
I'm planning ahead. Next week I'm laying on the floor for a solid week, reading books and watching Netflix.
 
Yeah, WTF's up with that?!?!? Don't you know that a bunch of us will be coming in the 24th desperate to get the crap we've been procrastinating about all month? Can't you plan ahead???? ;)

I have a friend that is the Dept head of the produce department of a major supermarket chain.
She said people get especially mean over sweet potatoes and avocados.
 
*throws piles of blankets and pillows onto the floor*
I'm planning ahead. Next week I'm laying on the floor for a solid week, reading books and watching Netflix.

Yeah, me too...oh...wait...I just learned tonight that I'm giving the presentation on January the 6th in front of 150 people. hmmmm...eh fuckit, I've done it before...

Let's make a blanket fort...
 
Yeah, WTF's up with that?!?!? Don't you know that a bunch of us will be coming in the 24th desperate to get the crap we've been procrastinating about all month? Can't you plan ahead???? ;)

lol well of course....since I worked retail it's traditionally my day to go shopping...lol
 
They get totally crazy!

My favorite story ever was the time she told me about how there was a food fight in the produce department because the marshmallows weren't by the sweet potatoes.
1st, Cinnamon and honey and butter go on sweet potatoes, maybe some pecans, not marshmallows.
2nd. A FOOD FIGHT started by grown ass adults because they didn't get their way.
3rd. There were pictures. It was hilarious.
 
My favorite story ever was the time she told me about how there was a food fight in the produce department because the marshmallows weren't by the sweet potatoes.
1st, Cinnamon and honey and butter go on sweet potatoes, maybe some pecans, not marshmallows.
2nd. A FOOD FIGHT started by grown ass adults because they didn't get their way.
3rd. There were pictures. It was hilarious.

You're right that 80% has to go! lol
 
Yeah, me too...oh...wait...I just learned tonight that I'm giving the presentation on January the 6th in front of 150 people. hmmmm...eh fuckit, I've done it before...

Let's make a blanket fort...
Ok! We'll hide all the cookies in the fort too.

You're right that 80% has to go! lol

I told you. They're crazy. It took me 20 minutes to drive down a stretch of road that normally takes 5.
 
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