Sailor's Cove, A New Achorage

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Hopefully Tink does not mind me taking some liberties....

"LostGirlTink and the Case of the Missing Dildo"
"LostGirlTink and the Faked Orgasm"
"LostGirlTink and the Surprise Threesome"
"LostGirlTink and the Weekend with lake_sailer"
 
Breakfast!!



SSDD!! Raising my boys and trying to stay sane!



He better!! I don’t like scrooges!



Exactly my thought! No different than doughnuts! 🍩



Hey beautiful! :kiss:

Trying to stay sane. I tried that once, it lasted about five minutes. Maybe four.
 
Sorry about that e. (not ;))

Sounds like someone should get busy on the LostGirlTink randy murder mystery series.

I will keep supplying the cookies. :heart:

I have too many stories already going...:eek:

I need to finish some....I did work on one called, "Traveling Companion" last night.
I think I want to finish that one first....
 
You know I always what I am told.:rolleyes:

Trying to stay sane. I tried that once, it lasted about five minutes. Maybe four.

I tried sobriety once too...didn't stick...

I think sanity and sobriety are highly overrated!

(my apologies to anyone actually dealing with mental health issues of any kind...I have some experience with that and I know the challenges)
 
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What do you think:

Sailor's Cove: The Adventure Continues

Sailor's Cove: Third Time's the Charm?

Sailor's Cove: We Broke the Anchor

Sailor's Cove: A Refuge of Sorts?
 
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What do you think:

Sailor's Cove: The Adventure Continues #2

Sailor's Cove: Third Time's the Charm? #3

Sailor's Cove: We Broke the Anchor #4

Sailor's Cove: A Refuge of Sorts? #1 (or A Refuge for the Lost at Sea)

that's my vote...:heart:
 
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A bus full of Nuns crushes a cow and falls of a cliff and they all die.

They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Agustin. He says to them “Sisters, welcome to great Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single line.” And nuns do so.

St. Agustin turns to the first woman in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”

Sister Debora responds: “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta…touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…”

St. Agustin says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” And she did so.

St. Agustin now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”

Barbara replies: “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…”

“Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.

Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Agustin sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susanne, why you in hurry? There is no rush!”

Sister Susanne responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Barbara sticks her ass in it!”
 
A bus full of Nuns crushes a cow and falls of a cliff and they all die.

They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Agustin. He says to them “Sisters, welcome to great Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single line.” And nuns do so.

St. Agustin turns to the first woman in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”

Sister Debora responds: “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta…touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…”

St. Agustin says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” And she did so.

St. Agustin now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”

Barbara replies: “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…”

“Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.

Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Agustin sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susanne, why you in hurry? There is no rush!”

Sister Susanne responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Barbara sticks her ass in it!”

That a joke I tell all the time. :D
 
HOLY SHIT!!!!

I just noted...I'm within 30 posts of the 5000 limit!!!!

Crap, I better start thinking about a new thread title...


What do you think:

Sailor's Cove: The Adventure Continues

Sailor's Cove: Third Time's the Charm?

Sailor's Cove: We Broke the Anchor

Sailor's Cove: A Refuge of Sorts?

I like the " for those lost at sea" version It's cute.
 
HOLY SHIT!!!!

I just noted...I'm within 30 posts of the 5000 limit!!!!

Crap, I better start thinking about a new thread title...


What do you think:

Sailor's Cove: The Adventure Continues

Sailor's Cove: Third Time's the Charm?

Sailor's Cove: We Broke the Anchor

Sailor's Cove: A Refuge of Sorts?

I like number one, the adventure continues.
 
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