EroticRomanticMan
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- Feb 2, 2003
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Yeah, but it was a long time ago and it was...icky..and I left.
HYE paid for internet porn?
A long time ago I paid for one year.
HYE swam in the Mediterranean?
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Yeah, but it was a long time ago and it was...icky..and I left.
HYE paid for internet porn?
A long time ago I paid for one year.
HYE swam in the Mediterranean?
Yup. It was warm.
HYE swam in Lake Superior?
No
HYE been on a horse & carriage ride?
Yes! A number of times. My favorite is on Mackinac Island.
HYE ridden a horse?
Yes! A number of times. My favorite is on Mackinac Island.
HYE ridden a horse?
Yes
HYE ridden on a float?
No. Marched in front of one, yes.
HYE wanted to be risque on a float?
I think if I was ever on one, I'd certainly be tempted
HYE had sex in a car in a mall parking structure?
Nope.
HYE sex under (next to?) the Christmas tree?
Does with myself count? Lol
If not then I don’t think so... if I did it was with exhubby and not memorable
HYE accidentally opened a porn link with the volume on?
LMAO...yes...oh god yes!!!![]()
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HYE told anyone about Lit?
All my close RL friends know about lit and that I’m a phone sex operator. After my divorce I vowed I’d never hide or be ashamed of who I am again.
HYE masturbated in plain site of other people... not to completion necessarily but just rubbing
No! You can get arrested for that.
HYE been to a swingers dance?
Yes, but not for a long time. (I love the jargon of square dancing: dos-y-do and all that).
HYE masturbated while someone watched?
Yes
HYE caught someone masturbating??
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Alas, nope.
HYE been caught masturbating?
Yes - by my sister when I was young
Have you ever fucked someone so good that they couldn't walk right after?
Nope - but I have been on the receiving end of it haha
HYE given someone a blow job in the car on the street with other people driving by?
Closest I've come to something like that is fingering someone while sitting at a table with a bunch of people.
HYE been walked in on while having sex?
LOL...I have children, of course. I remember my daughter was maybe two or three the first time. My wife was mortified. I don't think my daughter had the first clue.
Has anyone ever told you, "yeah, I saw/heard you having sex."
Yes.
HYE had sex when your or your partner's parents were under the same roof at the time?
Pffftt...fuck yeah. Are you kidding?
We spent many holidays at either my folks or her folks house when we were first married (even with small kids). The last decade or so we have hosted many holidays so parents etc in the house. And my MIL lived with us for two years.
Not such a big deal.
HYE given/gotten a BJ in a glass elevator?