msN just informed me we're having sex tonight

[Bert Notorius]

advice?

 

[MelissaBaby]

advice?

Ask her who she picked.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Ask her who she picked.

it's ither me
or the ghost.

hope it's me.

 

[Bert Notorius]

after 35 years
i still get nervous
before sex.

it requires a
great amount of
vulnerability
that i've never been
comfortable with.

sex is
fucking weird.

 

[Luk]

advice?

i'm giving msN a strapon for christmas

Tell her to be gentle, I've heard the first 9 inches are kinda painful.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i'm giving msN a strapon for christmas

Tell her to be gentle, I've heard the first 9 inches are kinda painful.

your woman just
sent me a pm.

better keep an
eye on her.

she figures out
what a real man
looks like and
you're fucked.

 

[Hypoxia]

Who wears the French maid's outfit, and who's wrapped up like The Mummy?

 

[Luk]

your woman just
sent me a pm.

better keep an
eye on her.

she figures out
what a real man
looks like and
you're fucked.

The PM was her telling you to put msN on so we could both fuck her, cuckboi.

And please, AnneNotorius, post a pic of yourself - a "real" man would.

Balls in your court
cuz they sure ain't
in your pants.

 

[Bert Notorius]

we don't role play.

this aint fucking hollywood.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

advice?

MsN likes it when I pull out and spurt over her back. She says it makes her feel like a dirty whore.

Try that.

 

[Bert Notorius]

The PM was her telling you to put msN on so we could both fuck her, cuckboi.

And please, AnneNotorius, post a pic of yourself - a "real" man would.

Balls in your court
cuz they sure ain't
in your pants.

by looks i dont mean looks.
you figure it out.

 

[Bert Notorius]

MsN likes it when I pull out and spurt over her back. She says it makes her feel like a dirty whore.

Try that.

been there,
done that.

 

[Luk]

MsN likes it when I pull out and spurt over her back. She says it makes her feel like a dirty whore.

Try that.

She also enjoys it when we Chinese Fingercuff her and *hi-five* each other. We should record the next sesh for BertieAnne.

 

[Luk]

by looks i dont mean looks.
you figure it out.

I've fingered her out plenty. Your turn, AnnieBert.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I've fingered her out plenty. Your turn, AnnieBert.

you must have
really long fingers.

 

[Luk]

you must have
really long fingers.

msN told you? Time to gag her again.

 

[Bert Notorius]

msN told you? Time to gag her again.

you don't strike me
as being intelligent
enough to keep a
woman mentally
satisfied very long.
not for 35 years
anyway.

 

[Bookishleigh]

LMAO - since I sent it, I'm not breaking any forum rules sharing my PM.

I know I rub you the wrong way for whatever reason. But I read your comments to Dolf about your autistic grandson and his father being amazing. I thought it was very sweet and endearing. I almost commented publicly; however, I didn't want it to turn into the next troll fest.

Anyway, I hope you have a happy holiday and that you get to spend time with your family. You can go back to loathing me now.

Yeah, your son is definitely a better man than his father.

 

[Luk]

you don't strike me
as being intelligent
enough to keep a
woman mentally
satisfied very long.
not for 35 years
anyway.

I'd be 80 by then.
And still fucking msN.

 

[Bert Notorius]

LMAO - since I sent it, I'm not breaking any forum rules sharing my PM.



Yeah, your son is definitely a better man than his father.

i would have never
shared your pm.

i know you dig me.
it's ok.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'd be 80 by then.
And still fucking msN.

odd road you've
ventured down.

msN doesn't know
you exist.

your woman is
sending me
unsolicited pms.

who has a better shot
at fucking whom?

 

[Luk]

odd road you've
ventured down.

msN doesn't know
you exist.

your woman is
sending me
unsolicited pms.

who has a better shot
at fucking whom?

You just proved a point I made to Ferm.
Thanks!

 

[Bookishleigh]

i would have never
shared your pm.

i know you dig me.
it's ok.

Nah, you would have just tried to hold it over my (or Luke's) head for ages. Been there, someone else tried that.

As for the rest.....no.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Nah, you would have just tried to hold it over my (or Luke's) head for ages. Been there, someone else tried that.

As for the rest.....no.

can't unsend it.
can you?

something in you
caused you to type
those words.

a yearning unsatisfied?

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

can't unsend it.
can you?

something in you
caused you to type
those words.

a yearning unsatisfied?

That's what MsN was saying to me when she was begging me to let her suck my cock.