SEVERUSMAX
Benevolent Master
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In light of recent scandals, allow me to revive the Tammany Awards, which are similar to the Darwin Awards, but political. For those not familiar with me, the Tammany is NOT an award that you want. It's an "award" for corruption, deceit, misinformation, and political stupidity.
Obviously, the first Tammany this time goes to Judge Roy Moore, the Republican Senate candidate for Alabama. Few men have managed to be theocrat, fascist lickspittle, statutory rapist, and hypocrite to the same extent as Roy Moore in recent memory. This man's "family values" seem to consist largely of supporting tax cuts for the rich, favoring slavery as a social institution, disputing even the idea of woman suffrage (something that has been part of the Constitution for nearly a century now), sexually harassing and "dating" underage females (better known as statutory rape in my home state of Arizona, a crime that carries steep penalties), and bashing homosexuals, as well as framing the Ten Commandments, at least some of which he is himself violating, on the state courthouse wall, oh, and cozying up to Russian dictators like Vladimir Putin (who I'm sure really suits Moore, given their shared homophobia and fondness for religious tyranny, given that Putin is all friendly with the Russian Orthodox Church these days).
And then, of course, Alabamans have a sane choice available, a respected federal prosecutor named Doug Jones, who has the misfortune of the scarlet D (for Democrat) after his name, all but making him unelectable in such a deep red state. America, the polarized! Where Pennywise the Clown could get elected if he had an "R" next to his name on the ballot, at least in the Deep South. Hell, Satan could run as Republican and the GOP would have pastors convincing their folks that Jehovah had endorsed him!
Obviously, the first Tammany this time goes to Judge Roy Moore, the Republican Senate candidate for Alabama. Few men have managed to be theocrat, fascist lickspittle, statutory rapist, and hypocrite to the same extent as Roy Moore in recent memory. This man's "family values" seem to consist largely of supporting tax cuts for the rich, favoring slavery as a social institution, disputing even the idea of woman suffrage (something that has been part of the Constitution for nearly a century now), sexually harassing and "dating" underage females (better known as statutory rape in my home state of Arizona, a crime that carries steep penalties), and bashing homosexuals, as well as framing the Ten Commandments, at least some of which he is himself violating, on the state courthouse wall, oh, and cozying up to Russian dictators like Vladimir Putin (who I'm sure really suits Moore, given their shared homophobia and fondness for religious tyranny, given that Putin is all friendly with the Russian Orthodox Church these days).
And then, of course, Alabamans have a sane choice available, a respected federal prosecutor named Doug Jones, who has the misfortune of the scarlet D (for Democrat) after his name, all but making him unelectable in such a deep red state. America, the polarized! Where Pennywise the Clown could get elected if he had an "R" next to his name on the ballot, at least in the Deep South. Hell, Satan could run as Republican and the GOP would have pastors convincing their folks that Jehovah had endorsed him!