Pantyboy74
Flirty not Dirty.
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Morning everyone, cold one again![]()
Freezing. Taken an executive decision to work from home today.
Simps!! It’s fantastic out there, perfect winter day of snow and ice on the ground and sun in a winters pale sky!! The cycle in to work was excellent fun!!
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The Eagle has landed. !! Safe in Oxford. -3 when i set off. I gave a wave when I drove passed Sheffield
Morning guys.
Well ive enjoyed car journey one.
Journey two shortly for daft dad taxis.
Cold and frosty but nice clear skies.
ok lock up ya sons! I'm off to hit those mean streets![]()
That advice might be better served the other way round. I was walking along a bend in a road on the pavement in Cambridge, quietly minding my own business, when I was collided with from behind by a student on a bicycle. He duly apologised, but not in the way that I would have preferred. The student called out cheerily: "Sorry! The brakes don't work". He then rode off on his merry way. In my stunned and bewildered state, I did that British sort of thing of nodding and emitting a conciliatory mumble: "Oh, okay, that's fine then".Have fun. Be gentle with those posh undergraduates.
That advice might be better served the other way round. I was walking along a bend in a road on the pavement in Cambridge, quietly minding my own business, when I was collided with from behind by a student on a bicycle. He duly apologised, but not in the way that I would have preferred. The student called out cheerily: "Sorry! The brakes don't work". He then rode off on his merry way. In my stunned and bewildered state, I did that British sort of thing of nodding and emitting a conciliatory mumble: "Oh, okay, that's fine then".
Next time, though, I'll be ready for him. *assembles hardware*
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Which one?
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Which one?
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Don’t tar all cyclists with the same brush please, the careless pavement huggers piss me off too and I ride most days!!
I keep mine shorter by grossly generalising large numbers of people into wide categories. After all, that's the way that things are done these days in the Western World.The arseholes on whom I shall exact revenge, list.
Don't you have one? Mine is longer than the average paperback novel.
I was only tarring with any kind of brush those reckless cyclists who endanger others by failing to carry out basic maintenance on their lump of speeding metal.Don’t tar all cyclists with the same brush please, the careless pavement huggers piss me off too and I ride most days!!
I keep mine shorter by grossly generalising large numbers of people into wide categories. After all, that's the way that things are done these days in the Western World.
I was only tarring with any kind of brush those reckless cyclists who endanger others by failing to carry out basic maintenance on their lump of speeding metal.
If you possess any quantity of reck, then I don't count you in that category.
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I keep mine shorter by grossly generalising large numbers of people into wide categories. After all, that's the way that things are done these days in the Western World.
I was only tarring with any kind of brush those reckless cyclists who endanger others by failing to carry out basic maintenance on their lump of speeding metal.
If you possess any quantity of reck, then I don't count you in that category.
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Fortunately, he was just a dork, and not a master criminal as well.Did you still have your wallet when he sped off?
Fortunately, he was just a dork, and not a master criminal as well.
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I keep mine shorter by grossly generalising large numbers of people into wide categories. After all, that's the way that things are done these days in the Western World.
I was only tarring with any kind of brush those reckless cyclists who endanger others by failing to carry out basic maintenance on their lump of speeding metal.
If you possess any quantity of reck, then I don't count you in that category.
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