Tal's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Mindfondler]

There's a roundabout in Swindon that would scare anyone. First time I passed through I actually didn't realise what was going on and went straight through (it was dark and no one around). There are few other reasons to visit Swindon (apologies to anyone from there).

There's a similar one near Hemel Hempstead. One of them (don't recall which) is named "The Magic Roundabout", presumably as an acknowledgement that you need to be as hyper as Zebedee to stand any chance of navigating it successfully.

I also have vague memories of a bizarre arrangement of interdependent roundabouts somewhere in darkest Essex (possibly along the A13). It was the sort of thing that would be a worthy challenge in The Crystal Maze.
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[PapaRomantic]

Is this the mandatory one-hour thread pause? I know the government over there is extra cautious about situations becoming out of control and harming innocent Americans that don't quite know what to expect from a British rave-type gathering......


Damn it - where is my angel emoji when I need it?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Is this the mandatory one-hour thread pause? I know the government over there is extra cautious about situations becoming out of control and harming innocent Americans that don't quite know what to expect from a British rave-type gathering......


Damn it - where is my angel emoji when I need it?

I think you'll find our Government is worried about the Americans harming innocent British people.

 

[ydahecnot]

*Shows up and sprinkles glitter all over everything*

PerkyT??

 

[Tallulah82]

Is this the mandatory one-hour thread pause? I know the government over there is extra cautious about situations becoming out of control and harming innocent Americans that don't quite know what to expect from a British rave-type gathering......

Damn it - where is my angel emoji when I need it?

Meh. Cautious smautious. I was busy wanking over all the dick pics sent to me. Then I had a nap.

I think you'll find our Government is worried about the Americans harming innocent British people.

Oooooh! I think you'll find that our Government are more concerned with trying to delete their porn from their work computers before they're forced to resign.

PerkyT??

*looks down* Nope. Not me. But yes, Tink is proper perky. Not that I know for sure...

 

[LostGirlTink]

*looks down* Nope. Not me. But yes, Tink is proper perky. Not that I know for sure...

Looks down. It's mostly just a good bra.
*throws more glitter*

 

[Tallulah82]

Looks down. It's mostly just a good bra.
*throws more glitter*

Bra! Dammit. I knew there was something I'd forgotten today. No wonder I kept tripping over, I couldn't figure out what it was that kept getting in my way.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Oh i see.
Move the party to another room...

 

[Mrtenant]

Welcome to Lit elite. You have a thread all your own. And visitors, excellent. I brought you a housewarming gift. Unfortuneately, it fell into a hole.

Nice thread, needs paint. And beer.

http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/donkey-in-hole.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

Meh. Cautious smautious. I was busy wanking over all the dick pics sent to me. Then I had a nap.



Oooooh! I think you'll find that our Government are more concerned with trying to delete their porn from their work computers before they're forced to resign.



*looks down* Nope. Not me. But yes, Tink is proper perky. Not that I know for sure...

There was someone called PerkyT who was into glitter. Merely a historical reference

 

[HBergeron]

Is this where I can come to feed my Boudica fetish?

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh i see.
Move the party to another room...

No party here. This here is a freak side-show. With warped mirrors, and bearded ladies. I know that this turns you on and so this page will be covered in cum in no time...

Welcome to Lit elite. You have a thread all your own. And visitors, excellent. I brought you a housewarming gift. Unfortuneately, it fell into a hole.

Nice thread, needs paint. And beer.

http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/donkey-in-hole.jpg

Elite? Ooooh! Ok. I'll take that. Nice to have an upgrade.

Ah, poor Donkey. I'd suggest we get him out of there, but the last time I had a donkey running amuck on the threads I had to put him down anyways. Sigh. Tis a terrible dilemma. To save or not save the donkey.

I'm waiting for the beer to arrive, and fuck no, I like the rustic look. I can just throw buckets of bleach over everything and it's good to go again. No faffy maintenance needed here.

There was someone called PerkyT who was into glitter. Merely a historical reference

Ah. Yeah, I didn't get that. Uhm. So, moving on...

Is this where I can come to feed my Boudica fetish?

Certainly. In fact most fetishes are welcome here. Don't expect me to be the responding partner, but you're welcome to have a wank when things are going in the direction you like.

 

[Pantyboy74]

No party here. This here is a freak side-show. With warped mirrors, and bearded ladies. I know that this turns you on and so this page will be covered in cum in no time...

I'll get me mop

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll get me mop

Good man.

http://www.inspiredlivingaffirmations.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/donkey-in-hole.jpg

I forgot I had this on Pinterest

The donkey and the well.

One day, a donkey fell into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figured out what to do. Finally, he decided that the donkey was old, and that the well needed to be filled anyway; it just wasn’t worth trying to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and started filling the well with dirt. At first, the donkey realised what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement, he quietened down. The wise animal had hit on a plan.
As each spadeful of dirt hit his back, he would shake it off and take a step up on the growing mound of earth. The mound eventually grew high enough for him to step out of the well and he happily trotted off.

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. We can get out of the deepest well by not stopping and never giving up. Just shake it off, and take a step up. You’ll get there.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Good man.



I forgot I had this on Pinterest

The donkey and the well.

One day, a donkey fell into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figured out what to do. Finally, he decided that the donkey was old, and that the well needed to be filled anyway; it just wasn’t worth trying to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and started filling the well with dirt. At first, the donkey realised what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement, he quietened down. The wise animal had hit on a plan.
As each spadeful of dirt hit his back, he would shake it off and take a step up on the growing mound of earth. The mound eventually grew high enough for him to step out of the well and he happily trotted off.

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. We can get out of the deepest well by not stopping and never giving up. Just shake it off, and take a step up. You’ll get there.

Thanks for sharing that Tal.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ah, poor Donkey. I'd suggest we get him out of there, but the last time I had a donkey running amuck on the threads I had to put him down anyways. Sigh. Tis a terrible dilemma. To save or not save the donkey.

I'm not dead. I feel fine!!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Thank you! It was hard work. 14 fucking hours labour. Needed a blood transfusion and 8 stitches, but she was worth it.

The hardest part was naming her. I almost chose "Gobshiting wankers" but thought it might be a bit too hippy-dippy and that it would get picked on in the playground when it's older. Sigh. It's so difficult being responsible in this day and age.

I'm not dead. I feel fine!!

This one made me laugh...I think I'll be posting here, I could help with any labor if you need to... Or I could be the one holding up the signs on the side walk...

 

[barefootgirl69]

A Wonky sighting!!!

Uh oh. *closes eyes and pretends I'm not here at this hour of the morning.*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

This one made me laugh...I think I'll be posting here, I could help with any labor if you need to... Or I could be the one holding up the signs on the side walk...

We'll get you in a sandwich board!

A Wonky sighting!!!

Uh oh. *closes eyes and pretends I'm not here at this hour of the morning.*

He escaped! I turned my back for three seconds and he'd chewed a hole in the electric fence and had gone!

I hope you can get back to sleep!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

We'll get you in a sandwich board!



He escaped! I turned my back for three seconds and he'd chewed a hole in the electric fence and had gone!

I hope you can get back to sleep!

Sandwich board is perfect! I'll get a lot of customers in for Tallulah

 

[HBergeron]

"We're looking for Tallulah"
https://media3.giphy.com/media/CWeBe10jpisuI/giphy.gif

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Good morr......

*does math in his head*....good afternoon? Right?

How's Tal and everyone?

 

[Mindfondler]

I'm not dead. I feel fine!!

*pouncetackle*
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[lakesailer_mi]

I forgot I had this on Pinterest

The donkey and the well.

One day, a donkey fell into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figured out what to do. Finally, he decided that the donkey was old, and that the well needed to be filled anyway; it just wasn’t worth trying to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and started filling the well with dirt. At first, the donkey realised what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement, he quietened down. The wise animal had hit on a plan.
As each spadeful of dirt hit his back, he would shake it off and take a step up on the growing mound of earth. The mound eventually grew high enough for him to step out of the well and he happily trotted off.

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. We can get out of the deepest well by not stopping and never giving up. Just shake it off, and take a step up. You’ll get there.

Now wait just a damn minute here! If you start posting inspirational and uplifting crap like this, you're gonna lose your hard won reputation as a loud mouth sarcastic wanker.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm not dead. I feel fine!!

LMAO!!! Damn, it's like you've been here the whole time!

This one made me laugh...I think I'll be posting here, I could help with any labor if you need to... Or I could be the one holding up the signs on the side walk...

Hey Lovey, you know yer always welcome, but I don't exploit my workers. What would you like as payment for being the road-side attraction?