The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[MelissaBaby]

Hold the chumbolone on my sandwich, please. Thanks.

76 chumbolones led the big parade....

 

[spacekowboy]

Hold the chum on my bone, please.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Hold the chum on my bone, please.

Hold your own bone, chum.

 

[Luk]

"chumbolone".

I hear this in the voice of Mel Tormé, The Velvet Fog.

 

[Emerson40]

chumbolone

noun
1- Old, insecure, grumpy fella who parrots partisan, political talking points and spends countless hours digging up the bones of old posts, in order to attempt trolling.
2- Weaksauce, repetitious board troll, AKA TalkRadio
3- The almost, never quite made it, new ‘covfefe’

 

[Luk]

When I read "Talk Radio", I think more Cuba Gooding Jr. and less Eric Bogosian.

 

[MelissaBaby]

"chumbolone".

I hear this in the voice of Mel Tormé, The Velvet Fog.

I hear Silvio on the Sopranos ordering a sandwich.

 

[MelissaBaby]

chumbolone

noun
1- Old, insecure, grumpy fella who parrots partisan, political talking points and spends countless hours digging up the bones of old posts, in order to attempt trolling.
2- Weaksauce, repetitious board troll, AKA TalkRadio
3- The almost, never quite made it, new ‘covfefe’

It says in my profile that I am an ex-con. I have mentioned it any number of times in discussions on the board, and I posted a 13 chapter novelization of my experiences on Lit. Trying to shame or insult me about it now definitely qualifies as "weak sauce."

 

[spacekowboy]

Hold your own bone, chum.

Story of my life.

 

[silver gurl]

chumbolone

noun
1- Old, insecure, grumpy fella who parrots partisan, political talking points and spends countless hours digging up the bones of old posts, in order to attempt trolling.
2- Weaksauce, repetitious board troll, AKA TalkRadio
3- The almost, never quite made it, new ‘covfefe’

Well, that is a majority of this board as of late.

 

[adrina]

Story of my life.

Perhaps if you decorate it to look like Rudolph...?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Perhaps if you decorate it to look like Rudolph...?

He's going to want somebody to do the nose with lipstick.

 

[Luk]

It says in my profile that I am an ex-con. I have mentioned it any number of times in discussions on the board, and I posted a 13 chapter novelization of my experiences on Lit. Trying to shame or insult me about it now definitely qualifies as "weak sauce."

Hey, I was "embarrassed" by having good grooming habits and asking for advice on how to fuck chicks up the butt. A decade ago. On the Lit.

 

[pink]

I'm sitting here looking at a box which holds my 7 ft tree and feeling overwhelmed.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It says in my profile that I am an ex-con. I have mentioned it any number of times in discussions on the board, and I posted a 13 chapter novelization of my experiences on Lit. Trying to shame or insult me about it now definitely qualifies as "weak sauce."

Right? I mean it's pretty funny that someone would make an attempt to get on your nerves my repeating things that you have shared voluntarily in a public venue. Granted, not all of us as eloquently as you.

 

[Dr. Groove]

This was a really compelling watch.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjM3OTY1OTAxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTI0MTUxNDM@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_.jpg

 

[neci]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarefreeDirtyEider-max-1mb.gif

jingle balls!
jingle balls!
jingle all the way!

 

[neci]

I'm sitting here looking at a box which holds my 7 ft tree and feeling overwhelmed.

mine is still in the attic, and i have to declutter, before it comes down.

christmas is here this year!

i wonder if scrooge's mom ever made him cookies? that is a better topic for the fetish board.

 

[neci]

it is going to be a good week.

i put some demons to rest, or rather transferred possession of them today. may they haunt those they belong to now.

 

[adrina]

it is going to be a good week.

i put some demons to rest, or rather transferred possession of them today. may they haunt those they belong to now.

Good.



And goodnight.

 

[neci]

i need to follow you shortly.

 

[Emerson40]

Perhaps if you decorate it to look like Rudolph...?

Besides the obvious antlers and fawny spots, I believe whether or not it looks like Rudolph comes down to the strength and firmness of one’s grip.

 

[Not Normal]

This was a really compelling watch.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjM3OTY1OTAxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTI0MTUxNDM@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_.jpg

I just saw the trailer for that this weekend. I'm quite interested to watch it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Real demons will not be put to rest.

 

[jezzilee]

Hello 4am. The folks that treated my mom in the ER tonight were great. The drive to Duluth where she was admitted for more testing was horrendous. White out snow, couldn't see the lines on the roads because of snow cover, 25 to 30 mph which made for a long drive. We made it safe though and she's resting peacefully.

Here's hoping for a better tomorrow, oh wait. It is tomorrow....