The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[Bookishleigh]

this i understand.

so true.

I think the next cat shall be named Lopez in memory.

 

[Lorilei]

When none of the three pastors can choke back their tears.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I think the next cat shall be named Lopez in memory.

Y'know, just to be a lil' different...you should name your next cat something wholly offbeat and kickass, but in a fantasy-adventure literature vein.

Like, "Stormbringer," or "Firestrider," or "Shadowmight," or "Nightsmasher."

Never met a cat named like that.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Y'know, just to be a lil' different...you should name your next cat something wholly offbeat and kickass, but in a fantasy-adventure literature vein.

Like, "Stormbringer," or "Firestrider," or "Shadowmight," or "Nightsmasher."

Never met a cat named like that.

Or how about Rugpisser, Chairclawer or Curtainclimber?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Y'know, just to be a lil' different...you should name your next cat something wholly offbeat and kickass, but in a fantasy-adventure literature vein.

Like, "Stormbringer," or "Firestrider," or "Shadowmight," or "Nightsmasher."

Never met a cat named like that.

I told my girlfriend that ever since I put up the tree it's been like the Real Housecats of Indiana in here.

https://i0.wp.com/allthingsrh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/LisaRinnaKim.gif?resize=510%2C284

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Or how about Rugpisser, Chairclawer or Curtainclimber?

Oh, you're good.

How 'bout..."Litterdigger," or "Hairbhall The Conqueror," or "Yowlsinger?"

 

[Que]

Spicy?

Honey?

Are we picking out pet-names?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Mine would be doordasher, anklebreaker, or just General PaininAss.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Mine would be doordasher, anklebreaker, or just General PaininAss.

Kibblefeaster.

Floorrunner.

Lapburrower.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Kibblefeaster.

Floorrunner.

Lapburrower.

We are naming my future cats. Fuck, this is looking dismal. I am gonna go make plans now for the weekend.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Kibblefeaster.

Floorrunner.

Lapburrower.

Vasesmasher.
Treatsnatcher.
Birdgrowler.

 

[MelissaBaby]

We are naming my future cats. Fuck, this is looking dismal. I am gonna go make plans now for the weekend.

OK, just go with Fluffy and Mittens.

 

[adrina]

I call Kitty Girl "Griselda" when she misbehaves. Or brat.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Yay for friends who are influences.....be it good or bad.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.imgur.com/FOgxpNE.gif

Gotta love living in the Age of The Accidentally Ironic Gif.

 

[AngusBridie]

Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket

 

[pointless]

the best name for a cat is brain worm carrier.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Yes, sir, I WOULD like to buy that bridge you have for sale. Or is it oceanfront property?

So hard to tell since I was born yesterday.

 

[pointless]

stupid vapepen. you better not be leaking, you fucker.

 

[Froya]

Honey?

Are we picking out pet-names?

Honey is too impersonal. I don't want my pet name to be the same thing the diner waitress calls me.


I think I'll rename my cats kibblethief and getoffthefuckingcounter.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://78.media.tumblr.com/21c68ed631a7040370754e7047336dd6/tumblr_o0a5gwqsuH1v348qfo1_1280.png

 

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[Saint Peter]

I wish stupid meaningless shit would quit waking me up and preventing my return to sleep.

I shall be grumpy today and take it out on my coworkers.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Thanks, Zumi. Now I want to go to the beach, and there isn’t one for a hundred miles, which in American is 5,000 miles.

This is why Americans have backyard pools. Even if most of them are of the inflatable kind.

I wish stupid meaningless shit would quit waking me up and preventing my return to sleep.

I shall be grumpy today and take it out on my coworkers.

You have power. You should make them worship your cock.

 

[Saint Peter]

You have power. You should make them worship your cock.

It must be nice to have a job where you can focus your time on things like taking your pants off in your office and calling in The Babes for fun and promotions. My job is not like that. I actually have work to do.