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Review: Not even Wonder Woman can save ‘Justice League’



They have the unenviable task having to form an identity in the shadows of the films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which are usually good and rarely unwatchable, and the continued glow of Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy, which are seeming more and more like transcendent anomalies as we get deeper into this never-ending cycle of super humans crowding our multiplexes. DC got off to a rocky start and then Patty Jenkins went and made a very good “Wonder Woman.”

And yet somehow it is no surprise that “Justice League ” tips the balances back in the wrong direction. Although marginally better than “Batman v Superman” and “Suicide Squad,” director Zack Snyder’s latest is still a profound mess of maudlin muscles, incoherent action and jaw-droppingly awful CGI. It is big, loud, awful to look at and oh-so-dumb.

With Superman (Henry Cavill) dead, and the world facing yet another devastating threat (yawn) this time at the hands of some ancient creature named Steppenwolf (Ciaran Hinds) and his army of giant alien mosquitoes, which look like Saturday morning Power Rangers villains, Batman/Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) and Wonder Woman/Diana Prince (Gal Gadot) go in search of some new recruits: Barry Allen/The Flash (Ezra Miller), a quippy “kid” who’s excited to join the team; Arthur Curry/Aquaman (Jason Momoa) who talks like a surfer bro and looks like a Nordic bodybuilder with ombre locks and fishermen’s knits; And Victor Stone/Cyborg (Ray Fisher), who is still in the sulky “why me” phase of his superhero career.

But everything else about “Justice League” feels labored, from a preposterous underwater battle that comes out of nowhere and the camaraderie between the superheroes that never clicks into place, to Batman’s lumbering gait (does the batsuit weigh 300 pounds?) and Superman’s mouth which looks a little...off. It’s likely because the production had to digitally remove Cavill’s “Mission: Impossible 6" mustache for re-shoots. After experiencing this unnaturally altered face on the big screen, it seems like the worst possible compromise.

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I didn't read comic books growing up and as an adult, I do not watch comic book movies.


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Good review, thanks. I agree too, with what was being said there.

Too many people in Hollywood... have absolutely no business being anywhere near movies or ANY kinds of entertainment.
 
Hw do you feel about 007 flicks?

I hated most of them as untrue to Ian Flemings view. The only two I thought came close to being true to the character was From Russia With Love and Casino Royale (2006)

Oh, and if you're going to insist on questioning me learn how to properly spell the words in your question.

See how that works?:D
 
I hated most of them as untrue to Ian Flemings view. The only two I thought came close to being true to the character was From Russia With Love and Casino Royale (2006)

Oh, and if you're going to insist on questioning me learn how to properly spell the words in your question.

See how that works?:D

Before you hoist that petard, you should check your own work for apostrophes.
 
I hated most of them as untrue to Ian Flemings view. The only two I thought came close to being true to the character was From Russia With Love and Casino Royale (2006)

Oh, and if you're going to insist on questioning me learn how to properly spell the words in your question.

See how that works?:D

Bitch, please. You were trying to align yourself with a legend who you respected so much that you spelled his name wrong. That's much different than missing a letter in a word. :rolleyes:

Were there lots of "Flemings" (sic) writing those books? :D:rolleyes:

THAT's how THAT works, vette.
 
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Good review, thanks. I agree too, with what was being said there.

Too many people in Hollywood... have absolutely no business being anywhere near movies or ANY kinds of entertainment.

Like everything else Hollywood does well, they soon kill it with tired, preposterous, politically correctness.
 
Bitch, please. You were trying to align yourself with a legend who you respected so much that you spelled his name wrong. That's much different than missing a letter in a word. :rolleyes:

Were there lots of "Flemings" (sic) writing those books? :D:rolleyes:

THAT's how THAT works, vette.

Find a dick to suck and STFU.
 
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