In love in less than a week.

[Tryharder62]

I normally read romance novels. Boy Meets Girl, they overcome an obstacle, and then live happily ever after. In most of the ones I read it all happened so fast . The one I just finished reading had them in love and together in less than a week.

The man randomly kidnaps a female nurse because he has a child that is wounded and can't be seen in an emergency room. Turns out the guy is an FBI agent and there is a mole somewhere in his department. The kid is an orphan who works for the Russian mob because he has a photo graphic memory. He has enough information to bring the entire Russian mob down.

The nurse lost a daughter to cancer and this boy is about the same age as her daughter would have been. Isn't it lucky that all three of her brothers are police. With the help of his old partner and her three brothers they are able to bring the Russian mob down.

They get together.. They also make a deal with the district attorney because the mole
was actually his assistant district attorney so they keep this child.

Oh, and she bakes homemade meals and cookies and banana bread in the deserted cabin they found.

So how was your week?

 

[BBthrives]

do they fuck?

 

[Tryharder62]

do they fuck?

This thread is doomed! No.....of course they make love!

 

[BBthrives]

make LOVEhttp://adimanav.com/wp-content/uploads/fuckthatshit-adimanavdotcom-poster.jpg

 

[adrina]

https://i.imgur.com/4SiBbTn.gif

There's a reason I don't read romance novels. https://i.imgur.com/oJR993T.gif



(But on the upside this was a great thread to test out the smileys I uploaded. Ha. )

 

[Tryharder62]

https://i.imgur.com/4SiBbTn.gif

There's a reason I don't read romance novels. https://i.imgur.com/oJR993T.gif



(But on the upside this was a great thread to test out the smileys I uploaded. Ha. )

If I have allowed one person to test their newly uploaded smileys, my job here is done!

 

[BBthrives]

https://i.imgur.com/4SiBbTn.gif

There's a reason I don't read romance novels. https://i.imgur.com/oJR993T.gif



(But on the upside this was a great thread to test out the smileys I uploaded. Ha. )

STFU, VoxCunt

 

[DrDelirium]

All my best relationships have started with a random kidnapping.

 

[adrina]

If I have allowed one person to test their newly uploaded smileys, my job here is done!

And I have one for BB too! https://i.imgur.com/5XXJGbg.gif

All my best relationships have started with a random kidnapping.

Well that may well be your problem then.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am sorry to say it, but Putin commissioned the story, to provide distracting fantasy. Escapism novels are opiates for the masses.

 

[DrDelirium]

Well that may well be your problem then.

No, I think maybe it's because I'm not actually an FBI agent. The I.D. looks pretty damned convincing, though.

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://i.imgur.com/4SiBbTn.gif

There's a reason I don't read romance novels. https://i.imgur.com/oJR993T.gif

Uh oh.

 

[adrina]

Uh oh.

Don't you worry darlin'. I'll read yours. Just please don't tell me he kidnaps her and she falls in love with him anyway.

 

[Hypoxia]

OP: They took a whole week? The sluggards! I've had lifetime romances whip up in a half hour. In this modern, fast-paced world, we have no time to waste.

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it...
Hey baby, let's fuck!​

All my best relationships have started with a random kidnapping.

Yours, theirs, both, or someone else's?

I can visualize many random-kidnap romances. Especially in Group Sex -- two guys or gals kidnap a random guy or gal who then takes control. Or a gang or clique stages a random-kidnap competition -- who can grab the best victim? -- that results in many HEA endings.

Could go for Incest too. The random kidnap is at an extended family reunion.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Don't you worry darlin'. I'll read yours. Just please don't tell me he kidnaps her and she falls in love with him anyway.

No, he takes her sailing.

 

[adrina]

No, he takes her sailing.

See... you're already ahead of the game.

 

[DrDelirium]

No, he takes her sailing.

It's the guys who invite you on to their submarine you have to watch out for.

 

[Tryharder62]

Don't you worry darlin'. I'll read yours. Just please don't tell me he kidnaps her and she falls in love with him anyway.

**whispers** please tell her if she writes..." please, baby please, I need you now"... her readers will start skipping pages. Do women really say that?

 

[MelissaBaby]

See... you're already ahead of the game.

Here's a snip.

“I’m not sure I feel right about going out with someone, no offense, but someone twenty years older than me.”

“How old are you?” he asked.

“Twenty seven.”

“Well, I’m only forty six.”

Mary laughed. “You lucky bastard,” she said.

 

[wheres_the_beef]

All my best relationships have started with a random kidnapping.

It's that classic trope. Boy meets girl and pulls her into van, boy loses girl to brilliantly planned escape, boy digs deeper pit and tries again.

 

[adrina]

Here's a snip.

"Only"

Bastard is younger than me by a year. Harumph.

You young'uns.

 

[ausfet]

So how was your week?

I'm Australian and can make Anzac biscuits out of pantry only items (to lend some credibility to the baking aspect) and would be willing to do so for anyone who will kidnap me and take me away from the work week from hell.

Ahem.

Plots are to romance what nine inch dicks are to erotica - seemingly necessary, and yet completely unbelievable.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I normally read romance novels. Boy Meets Girl, they overcome an obstacle, and then live happily ever after. In most of the ones I read it all happened so fast . The one I just finished reading had them in love and together in less than a week.

The man randomly kidnaps a female nurse because he has a child that is wounded and can't be seen in an emergency room. Turns out the guy is an FBI agent and there is a mole somewhere in his department. The kid is an orphan who works for the Russian mob because he has a photo graphic memory. He has enough information to bring the entire Russian mob down.

The nurse lost a daughter to cancer and this boy is about the same age as her daughter would have been. Isn't it lucky that all three of her brothers are police. With the help of his old partner and her three brothers they are able to bring the Russian mob down.

They get together.. They also make a deal with the district attorney because the mole
was actually his assistant district attorney so they keep this child.

Oh, and she bakes homemade meals and cookies and banana bread in the deserted cabin they found.

So how was your week?

I will admit I don't read romance novels because of exactly those types of scenarios. Of course, I seem to prefer books where at least one person dies though....

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm Australian and can make Anzac biscuits out of pantry only items (to lend some credibility to the baking aspect) and would be willing to do so for anyone who will kidnap me and take me away from the work week from hell.

Ahem.

Plots are to romance what nine inch dicks are to erotica - seemingly necessary, and yet completely unbelievable.

Maybe I'll have to hijack the plane of my billionaire father, that I just reconciled with, and get to Australia. I'm a sucker for an Australian accent. Does Australia have a mob?

9 inch...... really?

Hope your week goes better

 

[MelissaBaby]

I will admit I don't read romance novels because of exactly those types of scenarios. Of course, I seem to prefer books where at least one person dies though....

So, I started a new novel, and I sketched up outlines about the main characters, and made a little time line, did some work on the first chapter, then, for reasons unknown, skipped all the way to the end and wrote their death scenes. Fucking weird.No idea why I did that.