The Goodbye Butters Thread

Lancecastor

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Butters is leaving. Sad! :(

I know I'm going to miss her, as will many.

She's given many of us a great ride over the years and I for one will always remember our nights together.

Let's all wish her well in her new life with good old Hairy!
 
Hey Butters...how about you squeeze some lemons and make some lemonade out of this funk you've been in for so many years?

Maybe instead of leaving lit forever, you should take a litbreak.

Do some yoga. Maybe some bull-wrestling. Blow off some, uh...steam? Taste some cream?

Learn to play the flute? "So many fingers, so many holes"

20 posts a day for 7 years...that's a LOT...and you deserve to be happy.

Maybe go visit your children? Fly them over for Christmas in America, meet their new Pappy?

Cheer up! What would I do without you?
 
If what she posts is true, i think fata’s banning either affected her deeply or shes using it as cover for something else.

Or she’s just in another phase of her ongoing campaign pushes to make Laurel mold The GB in the image Butters wants.

As others have pointed out, butters thinks some of lit’s filthiest-mouthed rule-breaking fuckers (sean and fata being at her forefront) are great posters, lovely people... so theres no logic to her blaming people like aj, eyer , me or anyone else for her discontent.

My personal take is she’s made some gigantic changes in her life in the last year... and we’re being blamed for her uneasiness.

I think she’s a total control freak in a situation she cant yet fully control.
 
Exactly.

Where are her friends now?

Am i the only one who noticed her cries for help?

I am always saddened by the shallowness of the Clique towards each other when the chips are down.

Two faced rat bastards, the whole lot.
 
I was talking about us.

People leave. You have to dry the tears and get the fuck over it.

Let's just cut the bullshitting here. There have been a number of female posters that you have "gone after" over the years. Not a new behavior by any stretch of the imagination. How many are gone because of your relentless rib poking?

Butters has her fans. You seem to be one of the tops of the list. AJ's panties can get soaked and twisted for her. You are not alone.

Anyhoo, I hope it all works out for the best for everybody.

You included.

But not AJ. AJ is a douchebag.
 
Anyone who constantly snipes at me runs the risk of getting my undivided attention.

Nothing wrong with that.

I think Hairy should hide the knives.
 
I remember when (I think her name was) Blessed Be had a melt-down.


Lance's concern was sheer . . . mockery.


That was 1000 years ago, when we were still posting on wet clay with pointed sticks and setting it/them out in the sun to cure.


And wasn't there something about her doing the doggies? I'd search it up, if . . . . I think management may have made it all go *poof* . . . .
 
Hide the knives and there are still forks and other means.

AJ has been taking a few digs at you lately. I will start a gofundme page to get you some cash for running him off.
 
Butter's better with a little cinnamon sugar sprinkled over it. I have lots in the fridge, not gone. OK, OK, it's stick margarine not real butter, but still .....
 
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