That sounds just like one of my parties mate, but then I'm always the one hiding in the kitchen at parties anyway.
*arrives late bearing bottle of something delicious*
That sounds just like one of my parties mate, but then I'm always the one hiding in the kitchen at parties anyway.
I'm sure all the gang will be here soon to give you some grief aboout spending so much time on lit instead of going out causing mayhem like you should be at your age
I don't have to go out to cause mayhem mate. I've been accused of causing it on here on so many occasions.
Well I don't know about you but I don't think I'm popular anymore!
Anyway...Its my 1000th post!
HAPPY 1000th POST!!!
*brings in hoooge b-day cake*
Unless...there isn't a stripper inside it, is there?Oh so it's that sexy little nurse you need to lift your spirits then,
she must be very professional in that uniform
Plus I've had about seventeen years of hospitals so far so the uniforms have lost their appeal.
Cheers buddy! Keep that cake away from me though as I'm sleepy and will probably end up face first in it.
Mate, I need a psychiatrist and a vet, never mind a nurse.
Right guys, I'm going to disappear for a bit. I'm dead on my feet and need some proper sleep. I've been up since 02.30!
Catch y'all on the flip side. Ooh, I sounded American.
for everyone.
I think I'm wearing the wrong cologne. Still here Mr Prime Minister
Only myself Sir
I fucked up and called myself every rude name I could think of
Come on man. We need to offend people. Come on, let's start with the Germans... They're an easy target.[/QUOTE
Tal was right you are a bloody trouble maker!
Thier PM is a bit butch though don't you think
Good evening Tal.
It's dead in here!
How are you doing?
Tal was right you are a bloody trouble maker!
Thier PM is a bit butch though don't you think
I'm ok thanks.
You wear Lynx. Yes, that's wrong, in every way.
I'm ok thanks.
You wear Lynx. Yes, that's wrong, in every way.
