Numi's boudoir

[Harrywildone]

Tea time it is.

 

[tnman03]

There were six, quite striking as a set. But no, you're right, not very rude

Found this lady in the 'honesty bar', though:

http://i.imgur.com/aZF6Xy2.jpg

I like that the flower is looming over here. And looks ... vaginal...

Yes, the flower does come across that way indeed. Interesting picture.

Fancy that, I'm a brand of tea!

http://i.imgur.com/b9yfEuc.jpg

Numi your an original so why not have a Numi tea that's original as well.

 

[papadoc19]

Oh, that would be sooooo good... Had a day off today, so things are a little less ... stiff

Are you a good masseur, papadoc? (Do you offer any extras? )

I am, Numi...and I do for sexy patrons like yourself...it will make you very "happy"...

 

[Tallulah82]

Thanks, Tal!

It's been fantastic, I've loved it. There's even been sunshine this week, and my pedal-entanglement bruises from where I nearly fell off on a rickety bridge (and into the canal ) are fading

Wow, Vietnamese art, that's a great souvenir of your trip. I've had wine shipped home before, that's fun to come home to, and bought occasional paintings to bring home, it's a lovely way to remember a holiday.

How's your Mum feeling about your upcoming holiday plans now? Things aren't getting any better 'up North' really, are they, in recent days...

Oh, I've never bought wine. Vodka and more vodka, yup.

I always pack only half a rucksack on the way out, then it is bulging with goodies by the time I get back lol.

Hmmm. She still isn't happy lol. I have tried to appease her that the company I use is very responsible in it's tours and that if they concede it to be too dangerous, then they would cancel the trip anyway. I still haven't booked it, I'm going to check some details on insurances first lol. Make sure I can be covered. My back up plan is to do a food tour through Croatia and Slovenia. (South Korea is a food tour too). Fingers crossed!

 

[numeniusa]

€2.50?! That can't be right. You're priceless.

Er, oh! I'm sure that must be some sort of exchange rate aberration?

 

[numeniusa]

Peeking in to give Lady Numi some Friday

Good evening, my Lord.

I have completely lost track of what day of the week it is, but I'll take a Friday, thank you, any day of the week

 

[numeniusa]

Tea time it is.

Tea is always good.

Before, or after...

 

[numeniusa]

Yes, the flower does come across that way indeed. Interesting picture.

Numi your an original so why not have a Numi tea that's original as well.

Well, thank you, Mr TN

"Learn more about the Numi Difference", it says on their website I wonder what the "Numi Difference" could possibly be?

 

[numeniusa]

I am, Numi...and I do for sexy patrons like yourself...it will make you very "happy"...

Only at the end?

 

[numeniusa]

Oh, I've never bought wine. Vodka and more vodka, yup.

I always pack only half a rucksack on the way out, then it is bulging with goodies by the time I get back lol.

Hmmm. She still isn't happy lol. I have tried to appease her that the company I use is very responsible in it's tours and that if they concede it to be too dangerous, then they would cancel the trip anyway. I still haven't booked it, I'm going to check some details on insurances first lol. Make sure I can be covered. My back up plan is to do a food tour through Croatia and Slovenia. (South Korea is a food tour too). Fingers crossed!

Your back up sounds pretty wonderful, too, actually. I don't think travel companies would be allowed to take people somewhere against Foreign Office advice. I do hope the South Korea trip gets the green light, though- what an amazing trip to do.

 

[numeniusa]

On how cycling is just like sex (and how it really isn't)

A companion piece to the 'skiing' comparison

Cycling is like sex because:

• you can do it on your own, but it's much better to do it with someone else
  
• if you do it with someone else, you have to accept that one of you will get there first
  
• sometimes you want to take it slow, savour all the sights, smells, sensations, and sometimes you just want to go hell for leather to the destination, squealing in excitement
  
• lubrication of all the moving parts is a Good Thing
  
• it's quite possible to lose track of where you are, but you usually get there in the end
  
• you can end up with a rather tingling arse
  
• sometimes you think you just can't take any more, and then you find that actually, you can...
  
• there's quite a lot of pumping rhythmically up and down going on
  
• it can leave your most intimate parts feeling quite ... used...
  
• after a long and satisfying session, you might only have enough energy left to grunt weakly and smile

And cycling is nothing like sex because:

• padded shorts are required for a comfortable bicycle ride, but not generally well-received in an intimate context
  
• neither a bicycle pump, nor a hex key has any place in a bedroom*
  
• hosing down the equipment afterwards with a garden hose is fine for a bicycle, but...
  
• people don't generally pass by with a cheery wave when you're fucking (YMMV...)
  
• there's no way of recording a fuck on Strava

*except the one which fastens and unfastens my steel collar

 

[DarkSimian]

On how cycling is just like sex (and how it really isn't)

A companion piece to the 'skiing' comparison

Cycling is like sex because:

• you can do it on your own, but it's much better to do it with someone else
  
• if you do it with someone else, you have to accept that one of you will get there first
  
• sometimes you want to take it slow, savour all the sights, smells, sensations, and sometimes you just want to go hell for leather to the destination, squealing in excitement
  
• lubrication of all the moving parts is a Good Thing
  
• it's quite possible to lose track of where you are, but you usually get there in the end
  
• you can end up with a rather tingling arse
  
• sometimes you think you just can't take any more, and then you find that actually, you can...
  
• there's quite a lot of pumping rhythmically up and down going on
  
• it can leave your most intimate parts feeling quite ... used...
  
• after a long and satisfying session, you might only have enough energy left to grunt weakly and smile

And cycling is nothing like sex because:

• padded shorts are required for a comfortable bicycle ride, but not generally well-received in an intimate context
  
• neither a bicycle pump, nor a hex key has any place in a bedroom*
  
• hosing down the equipment afterwards with a garden hose is fine for a bicycle, but...
  
• people don't generally pass by with a cheery wave when you're fucking (YMMV...)
  
• there's no way of recording a fuck on Strava

*except the one which fastens and unfastens my steel collar

Now I want to exercise, the Numeniusa Way

 

[papadoc19]

Only at the end?

No...throughout...again and again and again...

 

[BlackCashmere]

On how cycling is just like sex (and how it really isn't)

A companion piece to the 'skiing' comparison

Cycling is like sex because:

• you can do it on your own, but it's much better to do it with someone else
  
• if you do it with someone else, you have to accept that one of you will get there first
  
• sometimes you want to take it slow, savour all the sights, smells, sensations, and sometimes you just want to go hell for leather to the destination, squealing in excitement
  
• lubrication of all the moving parts is a Good Thing
  
• it's quite possible to lose track of where you are, but you usually get there in the end
  
• you can end up with a rather tingling arse
  
• sometimes you think you just can't take any more, and then you find that actually, you can...
  
• there's quite a lot of pumping rhythmically up and down going on
  
• it can leave your most intimate parts feeling quite ... used...
  
• after a long and satisfying session, you might only have enough energy left to grunt weakly and smile

And cycling is nothing like sex because:

• padded shorts are required for a comfortable bicycle ride, but not generally well-received in an intimate context
  
• neither a bicycle pump, nor a hex key has any place in a bedroom*
  
• hosing down the equipment afterwards with a garden hose is fine for a bicycle, but...
  
• people don't generally pass by with a cheery wave when you're fucking (YMMV...)
  
• there's no way of recording a fuck on Strava

*except the one which fastens and unfastens my steel collar

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Great post...ha ha...

So happy to see you back...hope your trip was amazing...hug

 

[numeniusa]

Now I want to exercise, the Numeniusa Way

Do you have a hex key?

 

[numeniusa]

No...throughout...again and again and again...

I think your massage service is going to be awfully popular...

I like the more herby scented oils, rather than very flowery ones. Just so you know...

 

[numeniusa]

......

Great post...ha ha...

So happy to see you back...hope your trip was amazing...hug

I’m glad you liked it

Finally home last night, long drive... But it was fabulous, I enjoyed it very much. A weird thing, though - I’m very happy to be resting, but I know it won’t be long before my legs are itching to be turning the pedals again

 

[numeniusa]

A short ‘Lit-appropriate’ holiday memory.

Part-way through the second week of pedalling, a lovely bath after a long day in the saddle, and I was instructed not to apply any post-cycling balms until ‘after I’ve finished with you’. This was to be oral reciprocation for my earlier expert attention to his morning wood

The lady in reception had promised to make a dinner reservation for us. Literally two minutes after he’d made me cum (possibly more loudly than was polite, I slightly forgot where I was... ), she knocked on the door to tell us where and when.

I rather fear she’d come up the stairs to give us the details, realised that it wasn’t a good time, and just waited til it was clear that I’d, er, ‘landed’... .

Got to love the Dutch attitude to sex...

 

[tnman03]

A short ‘Lit-appropriate’ holiday memory.

Part-way through the second week of pedalling, a lovely bath after a long day in the saddle, and I was instructed not to apply any post-cycling balms until ‘after I’ve finished with you’. This was to be oral reciprocation for my earlier expert attention to his morning wood

The lady in reception had promised to make a dinner reservation for us. Literally two minutes after he’d made me cum (possibly more loudly than was polite, I slightly forgot where I was... ), she knocked on the door to tell us where and when.

I rather fear she’d come up the stairs to give us the details, realised that it wasn’t a good time, and just waited til it was clear that I’d, er, ‘landed’... .

Got to love the Dutch attitude to sex...

Well I'd say that was a lovely experience for all involved then. And what's most likely is the receptionist left in a mood to conduct further festivities of her own devices when the opportunity presented itself. So in essence you helped further International Relations.

 

[Scout44]

Poking my head in to say hello beauty! Can't wait to catch up on your adventures!

I've missed you, and H too

 

[papadoc19]

Hope your week is going well, Numi

 

[numeniusa]

Well I'd say that was a lovely experience for all involved then. And what's most likely is the receptionist left in a mood to conduct further festivities of her own devices when the opportunity presented itself. So in essence you helped further International Relations.

It was a really small hotel, I think only we and she were actually there! Or maybe everyone else was too scandalised to peek out

This is definitely a furthering of international relations I could get behind.

Have you ever witnessed other people’s fucking in a hotel? Aurally or eek even visually?

 

[numeniusa]

Poking my head in to say hello beauty! Can't wait to catch up on your adventures!

I've missed you, and H too

Hey! I’ve missed you too Really good to see you, Scout, we might be catching up for a while

 

[numeniusa]

Hope your week is going well, Numi

It was pretty good, thank you, papadoc, how was yours?

I’m not sticky any more, by the way

 

[papadoc19]

It was pretty good, thank you, papadoc, how was yours?

I’m not sticky any more, by the way

Best description would be long...very glad the weekend is here.

Awww...I found the thought of a sticky you to be very "stimulating" though that is true of most thoughts of you.