The GB - the final frontier

[Debbie]

Things I'm thankful to the gb for in this wacky weird place that is a bit of dysfunctional community.

Reading this:

poster a: "I'm putting you on ignore."

3 mins later.

poster a: I'm putting you back on ignore now so I won't be reading what your reply to me."

Or

poster b: "I'm leaving this thread now and won't be coming back."

2 seconds later

poster b:"Just one more thing..."


or

poster c: "This place is a cesspool. Everyone here is a dipshit, I have no idea why anyone posts here."




I am very grateful for the dancing banana. It amuses me. A lot.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Poster D: "Your an idiot."

Poster E: "The Litlibs are so stupid. They'll do anything to deny, deflect, obfuscate..."

Poster E (the next day): "The Littards are so idiotic. They'll do anything to deny, deflect, obfuscate..."

Poster E (the next next day): "The Litlibtards are so imbecilic. They'll do anything to deny, deflect, obfuscate..."

Poster F: "Socialism is Communism is Fascism."

Poster G: "Communism is Fascism is Socialism."

Poster H: "Fascism is Socialism is Communism."

Poster I: "Black People."

 

[Debbie]

More often than not Zumis memes and gifs brighten my day BUT on occasion have caused some spillage of my beverage onto my laptop or down my decolletage.



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[Lancecastor]

Thanks for sharing your feelings, fuckface.

 

[Saint Peter]

This is the most wonderful site on the web filled with the nicest posters.

The only thing that could make it better would be for Laurel to have my babies.

 

[Hypoxia]

The only thing that could make it better would be for Laurel to have my babies.

Only if your ovipositor is splendid.

"I wanted to be Born Again but Mum said 'NO!'"

 

[Saint Peter]

Mum is no fool.

 

[Lancecastor]

The only thing that could make it better would be for Laurel to have my babies.

You dont want your babies no more?

 

[Saint Peter]

You dont want your babies no more?

It was never very high on my to do list.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm still not sure if you want to give your pre existing babies to Laurel or if you want to impregnate her.

I try not to think of Laurel in those terms because she has a hoosband.

But if I did, I'd be more inclined towards thinking about consensual non consent baby batter bingo without fertilization.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well, this is Lit. There are no husbands. Kudos to you for taking the high road and shit.

Impregnate. Full on.

oh yeah

 

[lovetoread]

husbands are overrated

also, im putting debbiexxx on ignore

right after i post this

 

[adrina]

So it isn't The Good Ship Lollipop?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

This is the most wonderful site on the web filled with the nicest posters.

The only thing that could make it better would be for Laurel to have my babies.

Reported.

 

[Radiohead]

Reported.

Seconded.

Laurel is marrying me, babies are negotiable.

 

[phrodeau]

Seconded.

Laurel is marrying me, babies are negotiable.

She can marry you, but the babies will be mine.

 

[Radiohead]

Thanks for sharing your feelings, fuckface.

god you turn me on

 

[Radiohead]

She can marry you, but the babies will be mine.

I can deal with that.

Only if PH is the Godfather.

 

[Wordsworth]

Plenty of bogs in the General Board where fools blunder where angels prefer to keep their slippers clean or somesuch.

 

[Radiohead]

I can deal with that.

Only if PH is the Godfather.

Oh and LTR is the flowergirl

 

[Hypoxia]

"Dutch treat" means no treat at all; pay up.
"Final frontier" means no frontier; over the edge.
"G.B. Shaw" might flourish on the GB, but bloodied.

I see GB as a definite mental zone, the fringes of reason.
Fringes are like wiry grasping fingers tearing at reality.
It's Edge City. We're sliding down the razor blade of life.

IGNORE is the survival tool. And a bottle of tequila.

 

[raindancer]

I wouldn't marry any of you fools but I would fuck your face, happily.

 

[thør]

I wouldn't marry any of you fools but I would fuck your face, happily.

Before or after coffee?

 

[raindancer]

After coffee!

 

[HisArpy]

Poster D: "Your an idiot."

Poster E: "The Litlibs are so stupid. They'll do anything to deny, deflect, obfuscate..."

Poster E (the next day): "The Littards are so idiotic. They'll do anything to deny, deflect, obfuscate..."

Poster E (the next next day): "The Litlibtards are so imbecilic. They'll do anything to deny, deflect, obfuscate..."

Poster F: "Socialism is Communism is Fascism."

Poster G: "Communism is Fascism is Socialism."

Poster H: "Fascism is Socialism is Communism."

Poster I: "Black People."

You forgot one:

POSTER J: STFU Miles!