The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[juttjaw]

i would pm smoot.

That just crazy!

 

[butters]

15 minutes or so outdoors with bare lower legs and no mozzie spray (i wasn't expecting to go where we did) and i have upwards of 15 bites on one leg and about 10 on the other. ugh, fuckers just love me

 

[Not Normal]

I tried that.

I dreamed that a tornado picked up the house, and when it landed it smushed hashtag. I was in a strange land. A bunch of little trolls were dancing around singing "We represent the mansplainer's guild, the mansplainer's guild."

I had to find Laurel, and it was a long trip, but I had help.

You were there, Zumi, but you were a lion! And St Peter was made out of tin! He said he welded the suit himself. And Radiohead was a scarecrow that looked like David Bowie. Well, I suppose all scarecrows look sort of like David Bowie, but whatever.

And then Fata Morgana flew down on little wings and I told her that I wanted to go home. She said "Quit whinging and go home, you cunt."

And that's when I woke up.

Well Played.

 

[thør]

15 minutes or so outdoors with bare lower legs and no mozzie spray (i wasn't expecting to go where we did) and i have upwards of 15 bites on one leg and about 10 on the other. ugh, fuckers just love me

http://i.imgur.com/fhhu69h.jpg

 

[adrina]

15 minutes or so outdoors with bare lower legs and no mozzie spray (i wasn't expecting to go where we did) and i have upwards of 15 bites on one leg and about 10 on the other. ugh, fuckers just love me

I'm a magnet for the fuckers also. Although less so since I cut my sugar intake waaay back. But they are still quite fond of me.

Thor I need to adblock that pic you posted as it is giving me the eeby jeebies. Shudder.

 

[SelfTawt]

"If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle"

https://youtu.be/v1WIHEJwYqE

 

[butters]

http://i.imgur.com/fhhu69h.jpg

message for you from H: tell him to "stop that shit"



made me shudder, fer reals

 

[butters]

I'm a magnet for the fuckers also. Although less so since I cut my sugar intake waaay back. But they are still quite fond of me.

Thor I need to adblock that pic you posted as it is giving me the eeby jeebies. Shudder.

H eats way more sugar than i do, but all he came away with was one bite on his elbow. i guess they found bare legs easier than boots n jeans

it's awful!

 

[Wings]

He said...I’ve known you for years, how did I not know you had dimples?

They only appear when I smile my fake smile.

 

[butters]

curls of vanilla ice cream, oodles of chocolate sauce, topped with an avalanche of crushed pecans

and a glass of red

's how i rock

 

[Aglaopheme]

He said...I’ve known you for years, how did I not know you had dimples?

They only appear when I smile my fake smile.

I was thinking how cute until I read the last sentence. Now, I hope to never see them.

 

[Wings]

I was thinking how cute until I read the last sentence. Now, I hope to never see them.

When I was younger (skinnier) and they were more prominent there was one asshole kid that would always tell me they were the result of dead muscles, which is true but he was an asshole, I hated them. Now I know they are there but I rarely fake smile so I guess it’s either stoic or goofy grin?

 

[Aglaopheme]

When I was younger (skinnier) and they were more prominent there was one asshole kid that would always tell me they were the result of dead muscles, which is true but he was an asshole, I hated them. Now I know they are there but I rarely fake smile so I guess it’s either stoic or goofy grin?

Goofy grin FTW! Sorry I missed you when you were up. It doesn't take long for my wide open schedule to fill up.

 

[butters]

When I was younger (skinnier) and they were more prominent there was one asshole kid that would always tell me they were the result of dead muscles, which is true but he was an asshole, I hated them. Now I know they are there but I rarely fake smile so I guess it’s either stoic or goofy grin?

honestly? now that is something i never knew, and i always wanted dimples - till i read that

edit: according to web search hits, it's not.

Dimples may be caused by variations in the structure of the facial muscle known as zygomaticus major. Specifically, the presence of a double or bifid zygomaticus major muscle may explain the formation of cheek dimples.[3] This bifid variation of the muscle originates as a single structure from the zygomatic bone. As it travels anteriorly, it then divides with a superior bundle that inserts in the typical position above the corner of the mouth. An inferior bundle inserts below the corner of the mouth.

- wiki, but plenty of other entries support that

 

[Aglaopheme]

I think being buried alive in the rubble after an earthquake awaiting rescue has got to be one of the worst feelings ever.

 

[butters]

I think being buried alive in the rubble after an earthquake awaiting rescue has got to be one of the worst feelings ever.

imagination can never come close - i'd imagine

terrible for the children, maybe worse for the adults whose minds will go to even darker places

 

[Wings]

I have inferior bundles.

 

[Wings]

Goofy grin FTW! Sorry I missed you when you were up. It doesn't take long for my wide open schedule to fill up.

My open days filled up before I could even blink! I know how it goes.

I think I’ll be back in a few weeks, and then again in November because I wanted to spend my birthday with coworkers I can only stand when I’m drinking.

 

[Aglaopheme]

My open days filled up before I could even blink! I know how it goes.

I think I’ll be back in a few weeks, and then again in November because I wanted to spend my birthday with coworkers I can only stand when I’m drinking.

Ha! I'll be down there for Thanksgiving, but let's preplan for the next time and/or November birthday cocktails for both of us for sure.

 

[Aglaopheme]

imagination can never come close - i'd imagine

terrible for the children, maybe worse for the adults whose minds will go to even darker places

Truly I can't wrap my head around it. Maybe the adults would be more rational? I hope you're right for the sake of the children.

 

[adrina]

Some days it's just one giant Fuck This Shit.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Something profound and thought provoking is suppose to be typed here but, I'm tired and sad.

 

[adrina]

Something profound and thought provoking is suppose to be typed here but, I'm tired and sad.

I understand.

 

[jezzilee]

Something profound and thought provoking is suppose to be typed here but, I'm tired and sad.

cheer up twinks!! Tomorrow is another day!

 

[pink]

I am only kidding myself when I think I can do it all.