Wowzers! Somebody help me get my jaw off the floor...

[Elloelle]

I'm sure you receive atleast a gazillion private messages from guys every day...if not more...

Guys who have a well-detailed-out profile... six pack abs and facial hair for a display pic... a witty pick-up line as a signature...

Well... I'm more like a Jack-in-the-box... You don't know when or how... But be prepared to be surprised around me...

Now you'll be wondering whether to reply to this cryptic message or delete it and forget it forever...

Your choice...

I like to keep things simple.

Let me know if you'd want to carry on this conversation...

Cheers, nevertheless in any case...

Ps. And no, not every remotely female-like entity on Lit received a carbon copy of this message...

Well... I can flip a switch and be Debbie all day long if you want but are you gonna be ok knowing that Debbie is really a 54 yr old fat man?

Just sayin'.

Debbie

Well, this is interesting. One half of my mind says it'll be peachy fine knowing that. And it's the winning half

How do we continue?

I guess I sorta axed for it and stuff, huh?

Debbie

 

[jaF0]

 

[SimonDoom]

And stuff. Definitely.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Just make sure you know where the ... uh ... stuff is going. It's hell to get out of ... uh .... long hair, but I'm sure Deb knows that stuff.

 

[NotWise]

I guess I sorta axed for it and stuff, huh?

Debbie

Some people aren't very selective. Teenage girl or fifty-something fat guy--no difference, right?

 

[Ferax]

Not much difference if you never meet.

 

[Handley_Page]

Not much difference if you never meet.

Not that you'd want to , especially, right ?
A bit late for April Fool jokes and stuff ain't it ?

 

[My I]

Not that you'd want to , especially, right ?
A bit late for April Fool jokes and stuff ain't it ?

I musta missed sump'm. April Fools joke?

 

[Elloelle]

Some people aren't very selective. Teenage girl or fifty-something fat guy--no difference, right?

If you're that desperate then a pound of warm hamburger would work and prob'ly be more willing and stuff.

Debbie

 

[ChloeTzang]

If you're that desperate then a pound of warm hamburger would work and prob'ly be more willing and stuff.

Debbie

Well if the desperation is that much I'd recommend the website I've written a couple of stories for. Sex Toys for Boys. I'm writing something for them right now extolling the pleasures of their toys over real girls.

 

[NotWise]

Well if the desperation is that much I'd recommend the website I've written a couple of stories for. Sex Toys for Boys. I'm writing something for them right now extolling the pleasures of their toys over real girls.

I suspect that their target market includes men who wouldn't be very interested in real girls anyway.

 

[Elloelle]

Well if the desperation is that much I'd recommend the website I've written a couple of stories for. Sex Toys for Boys. I'm writing something for them right now extolling the pleasures of their toys over real girls.

Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year

 

[oggbashan]

A UK newspaper report this week gave details of a small scale academic study of the appropriate response to an unsolicited social media contact to a woman stating "Hello sexy".

The worst response, leading to angry and abusive follow-ups, was "Thank you, I know".

Next worst "My husband thinks so too".

Best? Any response that indicated that the woman didn't agree with the epithet 'sexy' but might be able to take the discussion further. The original poster usually backed off.

 

[Elloelle]

A UK newspaper report this week gave details of a small scale academic study of the appropriate response to an unsolicited social media contact to a woman stating "Hello sexy".

The worst response, leading to angry and abusive follow-ups, was "Thank you, I know".

Next worst "My husband thinks so too".

Best? Any response that indicated that the woman didn't agree with the epithet 'sexy' but might be able to take the discussion further. The original poster usually backed off.

"Oh, I'm sorry. My profile pic is my wife. I love her so much."

Debbie

And stuff.