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[DarkSimian]

I had a dream about a coworker, and just as it was about to turn sexual, the alarm went off.....

 

[iLackBrainCells]

oh.. OH!!!

I cringed just reading that!

I most certainly cringed too.

 

[Bjerget]

I had a dream about a coworker, and just as it was about to turn sexual, the alarm went off.....

Argh! That's just the worst, cos than you have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how it would end.

 

[Bjerget]

I most certainly cringed too.

I bet you did more than cringe!!

 

[DarkSimian]

Argh! That's just the worst, cos than you have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how it would end.

Even in my dreams, I can't get laid. I'm like Charlie Brown

 

[Bjerget]

Even in my dreams, I can't get laid. I'm like Charlie Brown

I hardly believe that! Don't you have a GF?

 

[DarkSimian]

I hardly believe that! Don't you have a GF?

I do But she lives in California......it may be X-Mas before I get to see her again.

 

[Bjerget]

I do But she lives in California......it may be X-Mas before I get to see her again.

Awwwws that's a long time. I might not see mine until February...

 

[DarkSimian]

Awwwws that's a long time. I might not see mine until February...

That sucks too.....but do you get to talk/ skype/ message them often?

 

[Bjerget]

That sucks too.....but do you get to talk/ skype/ message them often?

Yeah basically every day It's not really enough imo, but it's better than nothing.

 

[DarkSimian]

Yeah basically every day It's not really enough imo, but it's better than nothing.

Amen to that; if it wasn't for the morning and evening phone calls, I'd probably go insane....

 

[Bjerget]

Amen to that; if it wasn't for the morning and evening phone calls, I'd probably go insane....

Have you thought of moving out that way?

 

[DarkSimian]

Have you thought of moving out that way?

It's......complicated We will have our time, someday. It's just some days are harder than others (no innuendo intended)

 

[Bjerget]

It's......complicated We will have our time, someday. It's just some days are harder than others (no innuendo intended)

I can't say that I understand (and it's obvs none of my biz) but I hope you are at peace with it.

 

[DarkSimian]

I can't say that I understand (and it's obvs none of my biz) but I hope you are at peace with it.

Some days I am; some days I want to say Fuck it, and run away with her *sigh*

 

[DarkSimian]

But enough about me; what do you think about me?

 

[akaSol]

*Quietly sneeks in large tub of mini blueberry muffins, sneeks out to make his evening coffee *

 

[Bjerget]

*Quietly sneeks in large tub of mini blueberry muffins, sneeks out to make his evening coffee *

*shrinks down and hides in the tub of mini muffins waiting for him to come back*

 

[Bjerget]

Some days I am; some days I want to say Fuck it, and run away with her *sigh*

But something holds you back? *is a nosy bastard*

But enough about me; what do you think about me?

I think lots of things. Can you be a bit more specific?

 

[akaSol]

*shrinks down and hides in the tub of mini muffins waiting for him to come back*

(peeks in holding a coffee and a lemon tea with a dash of honey)

What are you now...a muffin ninja?

That actually sounds very naughty!

 

[Bjerget]

(peeks in holding a coffee and a lemon tea with a dash of honey)

What are you now...a muffin ninja?

That actually sounds very naughty!

That's right! I'm a tiny ninja charged with defending these muffins! You will not eat them on my honor!

 

[akaSol]

That's right! I'm a tiny ninja charged with defending these muffins! You will not eat them on my honor!

I'm not adverse to hoisting you over my shoulder missus!

 

[Bjerget]

I'm not adverse to hoisting you over my shoulder missus!

*Gasps and makes the O face* You would not dare!!

 

[DarkSimian]

Tonight, on Literotica Cinema: Honey, I Shrunk the Shiva.

Gives a whole new meaning to the line:" Don't eat me!"

 

[akaSol]

*Gasps and makes the O face* You would not dare!!

Hun I lifted a 45lb sewing machine with one arm down 4 flights of stairs today... though I already said... I would try/dare anying once!

Tonight, on Literotica Cinema: Honey, I Shrunk the Shiva.

Gives a whole new meaning to the line:" Don't eat me!"

Lol