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Of course, we just have to have a full moon during the hurricane.
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Oh well then. You're all set!![]()
Please be careful everyone, I am riding out the storm here also. The panic attacks have already set in. People are crazy. But if they start looting, I have a gun and not afraid to use it!
Please be careful everyone, I am riding out the storm here also. The panic attacks have already set in. People are crazy. But if they start looting, I have a gun and not afraid to use it!
Inside is done. I'm told to work from home Friday and will finish picking up yard art and plants then.
Please be careful everyone, I am riding out the storm here also. The panic attacks have already set in. People are crazy. But if they start looting, I have a gun and not afraid to use it!
Florida peeps please be safe and check in every now and then. Keeping you all in my thoughts.![]()
People are crazy. But if they start looting, I have a gun and not afraid to use it!
Strip poker will be played while Irma is going through![]()
Same here. Looters & pillagers will end up having a very bad day.
I'll be down soon.
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Looks like Irma is heading more west so you Litsters on the west coast get ready.
We always ride them out here, and Irma prep is underway . Of course, South Florida vrs North Florida is like 2 different states. Here in central north east redneck bumblefuck florida , hurricane prep very different, but the 5 key steps are
1) buy a fuckton of alcohol. this includes pbr, bud, cheap wine, and vodka. do not skimp on this step. you never want your last bottle half empty. this is very important and step 5 will take more than you think.
2) buy a couple cheap kites. May come in handy following the statement "ya'll watch this. hold my beer"
3) charge every electronic device. old laptops, portable dvd players, old phones. you want to limit the time the youngins are without electronics
4) come up with bad jokes about the hurricane's name. Ir Ma, I dont want gator for dinner again. Ir ma balls are sweaty (yes ma and my sound the same in my neck of the woods)
5) get neighbors together, build a bonfire, drink, shoot things...maybe attached to kites, recite hurricane jokes, play rock you like a hurricane. and probably go back to walmart because you failed at step 1 and did not stock enough.
bonfire will be in my back field starting saturday and going until it burns out. if needed, timbuktu usually stays open until the signs fly down.
But in all seriousness, I hope all you south floridians make out ok. Here's hoping fpl gets things back up quickly (no power really limits the porn choices.) My personal worst was 9 days no power, than another 4 a week later lol. got old for sure.
Protect that lucious body. No hurricaine damage to those tits and ass!!
Well I'm finally home and off duty for now. We started a mandatory A level evacuation here. I've heard every reason in the world that these people don't want to evac even to a shelter and I was dealing with the special needs people. Seniors who can't walk without a walker, are on oxygen, etc... and they are refusing to even take a ride to the shelter on the bus tomorrow at noon.
PD is going around door to door and if they refuse to leave they will have to fill out a form saying they refused to go.
'bout the same here. One of my neighbours is bed ridden & her sister taking care of her is from PA & has never been through a hurricane so they asked me to keep an eye on them.I'm on the opposite side but I appreciate what you do. Us seniors can be cantankerous bitches at times.
I'm supplied well and well armed with like minded neighbors beside me and a plan in place to share resources.
It's all good!
Musta been a special needs driver!Morning MM
I saw the cops had to save a bus of special needs kids that
drove into high water down in Venice.
Camping is free at the Atlanta racetrack and several other places.Same here. I was supposed to go to Alabama for the MotoAmerica race but it all depends on the storm track. Florida could next on the Hurricane list.
Youngest son lives NW of Gainesville where we also have property. Since yesterday northbound traffic has been heavyer than he's ever seen. Mostly no gas, water, food, and already the ditches are full from another storm.I just drove from South from work in Saint Augustine to home in Ormond Beach man everybody that lives south is heading north like cockroaches with the lights on!!