How about Florida?

Well I guess I'm staying.... Bring it on Irma!!!
There are people parked at my work spending the night waiting for gas to head north. It's going to be crazy at work tomorrow!!
 
Please be careful everyone, I am riding out the storm here also. The panic attacks have already set in. People are crazy. But if they start looting, I have a gun and not afraid to use it!
 
Inside is done. I'm told to work from home Friday and will finish picking up yard art and plants then.

My husband is not going to work tomorrow. Since he works by the beach... Just me and him in our one bedroom apartment
 
Florida peeps please be safe and check in every now and then. Keeping you all in my thoughts. :rose:
 
We always ride them out here, and Irma prep is underway . Of course, South Florida vrs North Florida is like 2 different states. Here in central north east redneck bumblefuck florida , hurricane prep very different, but the 5 key steps are

1) buy a fuckton of alcohol. this includes pbr, bud, cheap wine, and vodka. do not skimp on this step. you never want your last bottle half empty. this is very important and step 5 will take more than you think.

2) buy a couple cheap kites. May come in handy following the statement "ya'll watch this. hold my beer"

3) charge every electronic device. old laptops, portable dvd players, old phones. you want to limit the time the youngins are without electronics

4) come up with bad jokes about the hurricane's name. Ir Ma, I dont want gator for dinner again. Ir ma balls are sweaty (yes ma and my sound the same in my neck of the woods)

5) get neighbors together, build a bonfire, drink, shoot things...maybe attached to kites, recite hurricane jokes, play rock you like a hurricane. and probably go back to walmart because you failed at step 1 and did not stock enough.

bonfire will be in my back field starting saturday and going until it burns out. if needed, timbuktu usually stays open until the signs fly down.

But in all seriousness, I hope all you south floridians make out ok. Here's hoping fpl gets things back up quickly (no power really limits the porn choices.) My personal worst was 9 days no power, than another 4 a week later lol. got old for sure.
 
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We always ride them out here, and Irma prep is underway . Of course, South Florida vrs North Florida is like 2 different states. Here in central north east redneck bumblefuck florida , hurricane prep very different, but the 5 key steps are

1) buy a fuckton of alcohol. this includes pbr, bud, cheap wine, and vodka. do not skimp on this step. you never want your last bottle half empty. this is very important and step 5 will take more than you think.

2) buy a couple cheap kites. May come in handy following the statement "ya'll watch this. hold my beer"

3) charge every electronic device. old laptops, portable dvd players, old phones. you want to limit the time the youngins are without electronics

4) come up with bad jokes about the hurricane's name. Ir Ma, I dont want gator for dinner again. Ir ma balls are sweaty (yes ma and my sound the same in my neck of the woods)

5) get neighbors together, build a bonfire, drink, shoot things...maybe attached to kites, recite hurricane jokes, play rock you like a hurricane. and probably go back to walmart because you failed at step 1 and did not stock enough.

bonfire will be in my back field starting saturday and going until it burns out. if needed, timbuktu usually stays open until the signs fly down.

But in all seriousness, I hope all you south floridians make out ok. Here's hoping fpl gets things back up quickly (no power really limits the porn choices.) My personal worst was 9 days no power, than another 4 a week later lol. got old for sure.

Protect that lucious body. No hurricaine damage to those tits and ass!!
 
I hope everyone is prepared for the storm. Stay safe. It looks like it's continuing to shift towards the west coast.
 
Well I'm finally home and off duty for now. We started a mandatory A level evacuation here. I've heard every reason in the world that these people don't want to evac even to a shelter and I was dealing with the special needs people. Seniors who can't walk without a walker, are on oxygen, etc... and they are refusing to even take a ride to the shelter on the bus tomorrow at noon.

PD is going around door to door and if they refuse to leave they will have to fill out a form saying they refused to go.

I'm on the opposite side but I appreciate what you do. Us seniors can be cantankerous bitches at times.

I'm supplied well and well armed with like minded neighbors beside me and a plan in place to share resources.
It's all good!
 
I'm on the opposite side but I appreciate what you do. Us seniors can be cantankerous bitches at times.

I'm supplied well and well armed with like minded neighbors beside me and a plan in place to share resources.
It's all good!
'bout the same here. One of my neighbours is bed ridden & her sister taking care of her is from PA & has never been through a hurricane so they asked me to keep an eye on them.
 
Denny & Dollie

Morning MM:rose:
I saw the cops had to save a bus of special needs kids that
drove into high water down in Venice.
Musta been a special needs driver!

Same here. I was supposed to go to Alabama for the MotoAmerica race but it all depends on the storm track. Florida could next on the Hurricane list.
Camping is free at the Atlanta racetrack and several other places.

I just drove from South from work in Saint Augustine to home in Ormond Beach man everybody that lives south is heading north like cockroaches with the lights on!!
Youngest son lives NW of Gainesville where we also have property. Since yesterday northbound traffic has been heavyer than he's ever seen. Mostly no gas, water, food, and already the ditches are full from another storm.
Oldest, his family, left here Thursday for Disneyworld against my warnings. His older daughter and family were to leave early Saturday from Omaha by plane!
Anyway finally the good news. My oldest son has never called us since they visited us here in Illinois last Friday. He knew I'd bitch about it being too dangerous. :( They actually got almost to Atlanta where his MASTER already had a hotel booked for one nite. That's nearly 700 miles traveled with maybe 500 more to Orlando. North bound traffic there three lanes wide already.
Our youngest who lives north of Orlando called him and explained how bad it already is 140 miles north of Disney. Then I saw this this morning.:)

We are just before Atlanta, but we have decided to cancel Disney. We are going to the Atlanta aquarium and zoo and heading north to some places we saw by Chattanooga. Have you been to Ruby Falls?

I'm sure Disney and other amusements will be closed and maybe destroyed. He won't loose anything except the fuel and Thurs. hotel cost because he and his wife were so stubborn. Must take after his mother!
Found out DisneyWorld hotels are open but all parks are closed plus no food at the parks for most of next week. No planes in or out as of late Friday.
The son in Florida said northbound stop and crawl drivers are inconsiderate, dangerous, and won't let traffic even southbound through the back ups.

If you are near either coast or in a mobil home at least go inland and find a friend to stay with. Driving is getting too rediculous and gas is a problem. :rose:
 
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