Insert an even cleverer title here!

[Bjerget]

You know what? That's got 'Chart-Topping Hit' all over it!

Or instant viral failure... potato potato

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Or instant viral failure... potato potato

Your singing can't be THAT bad.

 

[Bjerget]

Your singing can't be THAT bad.

I was worried about your pantomiming

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I was worried about your pantomiming

My whole life is a pantomime, 'darling'.

 

[Bjerget]

My whole life is a pantomime, 'darling'.

Why I do declare! I'm gettin' th' vapors! *fans herself*

 

[DarkSimian]

Afternoon Ms. Shiva

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Why I do declare! I'm gettin' th' vapors! *fans herself*

How can a woman live with such excitement?

 

[Bjerget]

Afternoon Ms. Shiva

*pounces on him* Is it time for sexy science?!

How can a woman live with such excitement?

The real question is how can a woman live without it?

 

[DarkSimian]

*pounces on him* Is it time for sexy science?!



The real question is how can a woman live without it?

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Shiva?

 

[Bjerget]

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Shiva?

It's not like I'd even have to try very hard

 

[DarkSimian]

It's not like I'd even have to try very hard

You had me at boobies

 

[Bjerget]

You had me at boobies

What, these ol' floppy things?

 

[DarkSimian]

What, these ol' floppy things?

They look fine to me

 

[Bjerget]

They look fine to me

Oh? Why not have a taste, just to be sure.

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh? Why not have a taste, just to be sure.

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom

 

[Bjerget]

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom

LOL *flutters off to check her messages*

 

[MessierObject]

Hello all! How are things in the literverse on this fine day?

 

[Bjerget]

Hello all! How are things in the literverse on this fine day?

MO! Missed you where have you been?

I'm just getting over a cold. How are you?

 

[MessierObject]

MO! Missed you where have you been?

I'm just getting over a cold. How are you?

Hey Shiva!
I've been seductively lurking and sexily brooding from the shadows, masking the emotional strife with a tough "bad boy" outer layer, while maintaining an irresistible appearance of internal struggle.

I'm sorry to hear you were sick, but I'm glad you're feeling better! Do you have a favorite home remedy or comfort food that helps?

 

[Bjerget]

Hey Shiva!
I've been seductively lurking and sexily brooding from the shadows, masking the emotional strife with a tough "bad boy" outer layer, while maintaining an irresistible appearance of internal struggle.

I'm sorry to hear you were sick, but I'm glad you're feeling better! Do you have a favorite home remedy or comfort food that helps?

Aw how cute! Did you buy a leather jacket at the Salvation Army?

I usually just eat a bunch of cough drops and drink juice

 

[MessierObject]

Aw how cute! Did you buy a leather jacket at the Salvation Army?

I usually just eat a bunch of cough drops and drink juice

The rips and stains on it mirrored the rips and stains on my soul

I drink hot tea by kettle when I'm sick. Might as well be an IV

 

[akaSol]

*I'll leave this here for Fluffy*
Link

 

[Bjerget]

The rips and stains on it mirrored the rips and stains on my soul

I drink hot tea by kettle when I'm sick. Might as well be an IV

*I grin* I guess if my soul were a jacket, it would be torn up black lace

You only drink tea when you're sick? I drink it all day, every day! I can't take coffee, makes my tummy queezy! But tea is my go to!

*I'll leave this here for Fluffy*
Link

Ooooh you really DO love me

 

[MessierObject]

*I grin* I guess if my soul were a jacket, it would be torn up black lace

You only drink tea when you're sick? I drink it all day, every day! I can't take coffee, makes my tummy queezy! But tea is my go to!

Coffee in the morning, tea in the evening. A cuppa with a book is my bed time ritual when I can. But when I'm sick, it is non-stop tea. I keep a thermos by the bed to keep it warm in case I wake up in the middle of the night.

 

[Bjerget]

So this is the time of evening when all the good little Sailor Scouts get tucked into their warm, safe beds. I wonder what they dream of? Maybe it's the warmth of a summer's day. Or could it be the warmth of their lovers lips pressed upon their own?

I crawl into my bed and there, nestled snugly between my covers, is the one I love most. The one who is always there for me. The one who rocks my world like no other.

Good night, everyone! Hope you all find someone (or something) lovely in your bed this evening. Something worth waking up to in the morning.

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