DarkSimian
RONIN
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- Mar 26, 2011
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Hi DS! I knew you'd show up for some pervy times, eventually!!
Say my name 3 times, and I appear

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Hi DS! I knew you'd show up for some pervy times, eventually!!

Pft. That's not harassment... more like making a wish.
Say my name 3 times, and I appear![]()
Heh so all I have to do is get you drunk? Like a regular Monday?
Beetle Simian...
*winks* Say what you doin later on??Sounds about right!

Beetle Simian...I'm the mad scientist with the most-est lol
*winks* Say what you doin later on??
Beetle Simian...
I know what we're doing tonight![]()
Commandeering my gaming and making plans for our evening too
Don't tell me you don't love it![]()
And if you want this controller back, you're gonna have to come and get it.
That sounds like a challengeDon't tell me you don't love it![]()
And if you want this controller back, you're gonna have to come and get it.

Good morning Miss Honey. I hope you feel better. *wishing to send air hugs*No, that's why I'm awake at 5:30am on a holiday.
Headache and sore throat, I'm waiting for the meds to kick in and then I'll try to sleep some more.
Ack! *flees the scene* can't catch me!!Right!
* Dashes towards Shiva *

Beetle Simian!!!!!That sounds like a challenge![]()
*Giggles* no messes here... well not yet, anyway!Good morning Miss Honey. I hope you feel better. *wishing to send air hugs*
Good morning Shiva.![]()
Hey guys, what's.....uh oh.....*goes to grab the paper towels and mop for the mess*
*Giggles* no messes here... well not yet, anyway!
We can change that. *drops the mop and starts the chase*
To quote someone familiar: "Fuck!..."
*climbs up a tree that's mysteriously sprouted in the middle of the lounge for this sole purpose*
Eh? What's this?? I didn't know that this was a Swiss Rolls tree!!*looks up at her in the tree, then goes to the cupboard and pulls out Swiss Rolls. Then throws them up to her while I get the ladder*
Hold these?
Eh? What's this?? I didn't know that this was a Swiss Rolls tree!!
*puts the ladder up, gets a view under her shorts and smiles while I climb up*
*busies herself with the plastic wrapping* goddammit! Who put a child safety lock on this damned thing?!
*sits next to her and opens the package*
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Sorry I went quiet earlier, Shiva. I fell asleep.![]()
Did you sleep well?Hello Miss Honey. I have sweet tea in the fridge for you.Sorry I went quiet earlier, Shiva. I fell asleep.![]()
*points to ladder*Thanks! These damned things always get me. I can't stop chewing on my fingernails so I have nothing to tear with.
Hey wait a minute! How'd you get up here?