What's in your orgasmic toolbox?

[hotwords229]

As a guy, I just use my hands. And sometimes gravity:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=87759886&postcount=181

But I've looked at a Fleshlight before and I have to admit that I am intrigued. The problem is I can't imagine wanting to clean it up, you know--afterwards. I mean what do you do put it in the dishwasher?

Anyway, I'm curious what devices, equipment, techniques, etc. you use to masturbate. Talk about what you like, don't like, funny stories, reviews, different techniques, etc.

Have fun and try to be irreverent whenever possible.

 

[hotwords229]

This is a new technique I've never seen. Any guy knows "the rub" that happens sometimes when you're walking, but I never thought of doing it like this.

https://hornywaterpologuy.tumblr.com/post/164601982093/hornywaterpologuy-do-it

 

[barefootgirl69]

Have you heard of the Tenga Egg?

If I recall correctly, they are a one time use, when done you throw it away.
You can find them on Amazon on both sides of the pond.

*Looking innocent*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tPRgq8Y5n8

 

[hotwords229]

I've never heard of that before. I love that there is a youtube video for it--ha!ha!

Very interesting, thanks!

Have you used one before, on your man?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A jar of coconut oil

My fingers

A few select pics from close friends. Some naked selfies yes, but other parts can put me in the mood as well: a face pic with a certain expression, a shot of their hands and fingers, a picture of their tummy from man-nips to happy trail - god I love that view.

Some favorite sexy tunes

Stories written (usually for or about me) by aforementioned close friends

Favorite naughty porn vids

Voice recordings/videos made for me by friends

My own vivid imaginings

And this, my current go-to toy:
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Crystal-Jellies-Suction/dp/B00162S184

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

A jar of coconut oil

My fingers

A few select naked selfies from close friends

Some favorite sexy tunes

Stories written (usually for or about me) by aforementioned close friends

Favorite naughty porn vids

Voice recordings/videos made for me by friends

My own vivid imaginings

And this, my current go-to toy:
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Crystal-Jellies-Suction/dp/B00162S184

That's quite the list.

As for me, porn with camels as bystanders (no surprise to those who read my profile). Also porn with one armed midgets. Watching that and I hardly have to use my hands.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My mind....

 

[Jaime_H]

Fleshlights clean easily but they can't be put away wet. I ruined one by by note letting it dry first. It went all sticky.....
I think they worth the hassle, certainly the best male masturbator I have tried.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I want a vibrating butt plug.

A favorite sexy voice on the other end of the phone line is exquisite, when I can get it.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

I want a vibrating butt plug.

A favorite sexy voice on the other end of the phone line is exquisite, when I can get it.

 

[Bjerget]

As a guy, I just use my hands. And sometimes gravity:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=87759886&postcount=181

But I've looked at a Fleshlight before and I have to admit that I am intrigued. The problem is I can't imagine wanting to clean it up, you know--afterwards. I mean what do you do put it in the dishwasher?

Anyway, I'm curious what devices, equipment, techniques, etc. you use to masturbate. Talk about what you like, don't like, funny stories, reviews, different techniques, etc.

Have fun and try to be irreverent whenever possible.

I know someone who uses something similar to a fleshlight and he says it is fantastic. Now he almost never goes back to regular jerking off, unless he's in the shower. So be warned, it could become an addiction.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

I know someone who uses something similar to a fleshlight and he says it is fantastic. Now he almost never goes back to regular jerking off, unless he's in the shower. So be warned, it could become an addiction.

Flashlight addiction? The next wave of interviews on Dr Phil.

 

[Bjerget]

Flashlight addiction? The next wave of interviews on Dr Phil.

As far as addictions go, that's a tame one.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

As far as addictions go, that's a tame one.

Also true!

 

[Spenser41]

Fleshlights - I have 3 of them. It was a gift from a friend and you know what? I never could get into them.

 

[Jaime_H]

As far as addictions go, that's a tame one.

Fleshlights do the job very well.....

Very good "sloppy seconds"...

 

[Eva_Star]

Body Wand...with or without attachments. It is all I need.

Works on the man too...mouth on head, run body wand from balls up shaft.

 

[Bjerget]

Fleshlights do the job very well.....

Very good "sloppy seconds"...

Never in my life have I wished to have a dick more than I do after hearing this.

 

[hotwords229]

Body Wand...with or without attachments. It is all I need.

Works on the man too...mouth on head, run body wand from balls up shaft.

Eva, after your description I no longer need a device!

Why does hearing a girl say the word "balls" affect me so much?

 

[latecomer91364]

My toolbox? Kind of old school: wine, baby oil, pliers...

 

[hotwords229]

Forget the pliers, we're going to need a pipe wrench

 

[bixxx55]

As far as addictions go, that's a tame one.

If this is a curse, may the Lord smite me with it. And may I never recover...

 

[Bjerget]

If this is a curse, may the Lord smite me with it. And may I never recover...

I somehow think that you've been afflicted for much longer than you're letting on.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm old school.

I just need stories, or a willing partner, or a hot audio, or some good porn.

I prefer the partner though. There is something hot about them moaning that makes it easier to stroke....

 

[hotwords229]

Something I've always wanted to try, but I just thought of it is the Tumblr Game.

You or your partner choose a number between 1 and 10 then you click on your favorite Tumblr (one that has a wide variety will be best). What ever number was chosen whoever chose has to do the corresponding pic.

(So if you chose 5 then the 5th pic is the thing you have to do that night.)

Do this in the morning, then torment them (or they torment you) all day at work teasing each other about the act that will have to be performed that night.

Could be a lot of fun and possibly open a few doors to new experiences if you pick the right Tumblr page.

Something to think about.