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First Time Watching Porn

Tell me about the first time you watched porn.

I'll go first. (I'm a giver.)

My father kept his porn collection in a cardboard box (not) hidden behind the bar in his living room. I was in my early twenties and living with him for the summer when I found it. It consisted of a couple dozen VHS tapes, with little variety, mainly a lot of Barely Legal and Chicks with Dicks.

I'm not sure what (if anything) I expected my father's porn collection to be like, but it definitely wasn't that. I watched them all that summer, one by one, late at night, alone in my room, on mute.

More than anything else, I remember the dread, the dull ache, the fear, that he would find out, or that I might get caught.

Now, you.
 
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Shouldn't this thread have been titled, "First Time Watching Porn" instead?

Just a suggestion, you're gonna trip up heads looking for something wholly other! :D

To answer the question, I can't really recall the very first time. I remember going over a cousin's house during early-mid 80s...he had a VCR in his room and was playing this porn called "Lips." All I can remember is the opening credits had a woman giving a blowjob to a faceless cock as the performers' names faded in and out. Finally the guy nutted his creamy curds of baby batter on her face and the scene faded out to the director's name.

Later I would find out that this was my first intro to the amazing Vanessa Del Rio. She and Sue Nero were the first pornstars that made an impact in my dome.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51j7jzBRu3L._SY445_.jpg

It's definitely a classic. The other actresses were Lisa DeLeeuw, Tigr, Brooke West, Kathy Harcourt, Lily Rodgers & Pippi Anderson. Never could conceive of a day when I'd be able to see it again at the drop of a dime with a keyboard search. Ah, this modern age! :D
 
Well my first time wasn't as extravagant as you guys... I finally had some home alone time and decided to look up that site that "wasn't for kids" that one of my friends told me about. After realizing there was nothing but sex on said site I finally settled on a 15 minute vid featuring a slutty Secretary get fucked up the ass by her boss. To this day it was a good fap lol
 
Zumi, I didn't think of that, I'll change it. :D Thanks!

(The title "Chicks with Dicks" does appeal to me, though. Maybe for another thread another day.)

I'll find Lips online later and watch it. Yay! That'll be way more fun than ducking in to some dark, dingy room in the back of a video store. Remember doing that?

Times have sure changed.
 
That's some real '90s video quality right there. :D Sean Michaels is still active, too.

Was this your personal search, or did your brother have this in his browser history and you found it?

He left the tab on his browser.

As a girl from a small town in northern New England, I thought "Oh my, I will have to make the acquaintance of a fine African American gentleman someday."

Well, maybe not in those exact words.
 
Oh well, I tried, but it appears the title is unchanged.

Like so many things, it made perfect sense in my head.
 
Zumi, I didn't think of that, I'll change it. :D Thanks!

(The title "Chicks with Dicks" does appeal to me, though. Maybe for another thread another day.)

I'll find Lips online later and watch it. Yay! That'll be way more fun than ducking in to some dark, dingy room in the back of a video store. Remember doing that?

Times have sure changed.

To be honest, I kinda miss that era. There was a community to doing that, doing the legwork to get your porn. Going to the back of the video store into the adult section or sequestered-off room to select your smut and then having to bring it to the front counter for the clerk to see exactly what gets you off, as well as everyone else in line...that was sort of a rite of passage. These young'uns don't know what it means to hold up an Ass Lovers #8 box at checkout with this instant home stuff!:D

I remember reading an old blog written by a woman who clerked at a video store and she had reams of stories to tell about people checking out porn and how they reacted to her cashing them out...gonna see if I can find it.

For those who wanna watch Lips, go here: http://theclassicporn.com/videos/4782/lips/#
 
Denny

Tell me about the first time you watched porn.
Now, you.
A thread within a thread??????????

Part #1
I don't really think I ever saw a chick with a dick until I got my first used computer tower from my oldest son. A few friends were gonna teach me what a mouse is and how to compute. First thing each of them did was find porn sites. I didn't have such good friends.
Maybe that's when I saw chicks with dicks. Altho way before that my wife and I saw guys dressed in drag so they were sort of chicks with dicks. In all honesty we've still never actually seen a real chick with a dick. But it seems like it could be fun.

Part #2
We married young and had a small house in a nice neighborhood. An older woman where I worked along with most of the older men thought my wife and I needed to know all about sex since we were young newlyweds.
This older woman was married to a one armed deputy who borrowed adult movies from work. Movies confiscated from clubs because they were illegal back then.
First deputy X brought some 8mm black and white porn movies to our house so my wife and I could watch. As time went by he got 16mm movies so we had to start going to his house.
This happened maybe once a month in warmer weather. The movies became colored films, longer, and wilder.
From these humble beginnings I got a better job and I'd go a few times a year with coworkers around 75 miles to a club for a meal, real naked ladies, and a porn film.

From an innocent virgin white boy to a pervert almost overnight. It wasn't my fault I ended up this way!
 
He left the tab on his browser.

As a girl from a small town in northern New England, I thought "Oh my, I will have to make the acquaintance of a fine African American gentleman someday."

Well, maybe not in those exact words.

heh heh :D

Did it cross your mind at the time that you were watching what your brother liked to get off to, or was that moment your own discovery of a new frontier for your pleasure?

Just wondering if he had something entirely different tabbed there, like say, gay gangbang porn or hardcore fetish stuff, would that have impacted that moment differently?

Oh well, I tried, but it appears the title is unchanged.

Like so many things, it made perfect sense in my head.

There's a small window of time where you can manually change the title of a new thread, but yeah, that passed. Mama Laurel can change it for you, if you request it.

By "request" of course I mean slaughter a goat on an altar while invoking her name. :D
 
I honestly don't remember anything about the first time I saw porn, but it was sometime in the early 1980s, that brief historical period after the invention of pubic hair and prior to the disappearance of pubic hair.
 
The first time I encountered a chick with a dick was here when hashtag pm'd me and told me his story. ( before he turned into a total knob)
 
I was at a boyfriend's house and he and a friend of his had rented some from the video store. I hear them laughing in the other room. I still remember the title, Tons of Fun. I could have picked my jaw off the floor. This skinny dude was fucking the folds of this 500 lb chick.
 
"Ass Lovers #8." You make me laugh! 😂

I avoided making eye-contact at ALL costs. "You don't see me; I'm not here."

But, when you put it like alll that, there is a certain nostalgia to it. Now I almost miss it, too.

Thank you for the link!

To be honest, I kinda miss that era. There was a community to doing that, doing the legwork to get your porn. Going to the back of the video store into the adult section or sequestered-off room to select your smut and then having to bring it to the front counter for the clerk to see exactly what gets you off, as well as everyone else in line...that was sort of a rite of passage. These young'uns don't know what it means to hold up an Ass Lovers #8 box at checkout with this instant home stuff!:D

I remember reading an old blog written by a woman who clerked at a video store and she had reams of stories to tell about people checking out porn and how they reacted to her cashing them out...gonna see if I can find it.

For those who wanna watch Lips, go here: http://theclassicporn.com/videos/4782/lips/#
 
My dad had a bunch of Playboys, and I later discovered Hustler. The Hustlers were amazing to me in the early 80s. You could actually SEE the vagina, not just a thick thach of pubic hair.

I saw a couple minutes of a VHS tape at a guys house where a naked woman was lying on a table and two guys were jerking off in her face. I didn't watch more than a couple minutes of that.

Zumi, I totally remember renting porn, in college and having to walk those babies up to the counter. Plus, you had to plan that shit out. You couldn't be sitting there at 11PM or later and decide, "I want some porn," because the shops were CLOSED.
 
my dad had a playboy and a vhs called private tutor or some shit. it was crap, but i liked it when i was younger. of course, i could jerk it to dances with wolves back then, so... yeah.

now, my grandfather, that was one kinky fucker. there was one book that introduced me to all kinds of fun concepts that i found in a box of his stuff in our garage after he died. i can't say i could ever get behind candle torture, but lesbians are pretty cool. also, dude's fucking each other in the ass.

it took me years to figure out that that was an olive jar, though. i had no idea those could even fit up there.

also, i gotta say that i love how that book was supposedly a report on danish porn laws because apparently that was how you got hardcore porn printed back in the day.

and i would've preferred the internet, because that book fucking reeked.

like death. i don't really want to contemplate why. instead, i'll just assume that granpa had mice and move on.
 
The first porn movie I ever saw was in 1957 or 1958, when they were still illegal. They were called "stag movies" then, were mostly B & W and were shown at gatherings called "smokers."
 
The first porn movie I ever saw was in 1957 or 1958, when they were still illegal. They were called "stag movies" then, were mostly B & W and were shown at gatherings called "smokers."
 
The first time I encountered a chick with a dick was here when hashtag pm'd me and told me his story. ( before he turned into a total knob)

So that is when your kink / obsession started?

I kinda think it was WAY before that. But it is lit, it's okay. Just let it all out. If nothing else, we are here to listen and give support.

We do have to be careful and considerate of your latest lit flame (out) though.
 
heh heh :D

Did it cross your mind at the time that you were watching what your brother liked to get off to, or was that moment your own discovery of a new frontier for your pleasure?

Just wondering if he had something entirely different tabbed there, like say, gay gangbang porn or hardcore fetish stuff, would that have impacted that moment differently?

I don't remember thinking about it at a deeper level than "ooooooooo." I wasn't savvy enough to check his history to see if there was more.

Part of my fascination was almost certainly because I grew up in a community that was 98% white, and the few members of any visible minority were Native Americans, so a white girl with all those black men was like something from a different, more interesting world.
 
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