I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

[Le Jacquelope]

You're a lying sack of shit. Both guys up front know everything about this whole scenario, in fact, one of them has even visited the board to read the bullshit you have posted. You never stepped into the place and if you DID, you never asked for me.

You're such a worthless nigger LT, I mean really.....

You're the stupidest and most cowardly white boy redneck smacktard that was ever born of an Arkansas mother-son tryst, you know that?

You tell the GB that you came out to see me on the 11th knowing full well you were supposed to be there on the 10th. Then you change your story and claim you were in the back in the gym on the 10th. You're not only a crappy liar, you can't even keep your fucking story straight.

The only way you're going to make it to Dallas from Lubbock in 4 hours is to break the speed limit by 50 or so mph... the two cities are over 300 miles apart, you fucking idiot!!!

Face it, redneck, you've never even lived in Texas, much less been to Mohler's. Your ass has been tagged out on first base, coward.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I doubt that anyone at Mohler's knows who "Warmachine" is. Did you even have a real name to ask about? "Bill Steward" he said was a fake name.
Not a big deal, because you could have gone somewhere else to duke it out.

WARMACHINE's story:

* LT peeks through the glass windows of Mohler's, and then opens the door, and walks in. "Hi, I was invited here to meet a guy who goes by the nickname 'warmachine'. Sounds pretty dumb but that's all the info he gave me."

*WARMACHINE hides in the gym while his coach comes to talk to him. "Hey, that LT guy is here, just as planned. You wanna go out and kick his ass?"

* WM: "Are you nuts? That guy came over 300 miles to put his boot in my ass. Tell him no one's here. Tell him you have no idea who I am. I'll hang around outside tomorrow and say he's a coward for not showing up then, muhahahahah!"

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And Eddie Haskell, you retard, your little internet search missed the WAFFLE HOUSE restaurant that was a few miles from there. I found it while driving around after WARMACHINE (and Daedalus) failed to show up.

 

[phrodeau]

Excellent work, Einstein.
But that YP entry did NOT tell you:

a) Cowboy Cafe is right NEXT to Mohler's
b) they're both in a strip mall
c) there's a police station by there
d) their outer walls are made of some strong brown/red brick layout whatever you call it.

Only someone who was there would know this.

You lose again.

So we've got your word, and no way to verify it.

If you type it bigger, maybe more folks will believe you.

 

[obi wann]

Excellent work, Einstein.
But that YP entry did NOT tell you:

a) Cowboy Cafe is right NEXT to Mohler's
b) they're both in a strip mall
c) there's a police station by there
d) their outer walls are made of some strong brown/red brick layout whatever you call it.

Only someone who was there would know this.

You lose again.

I repeat ~ any of the above information could have been obtained by using the net and a PHONE!

The problem is that you don't think anyone else is smart enough to figure that out. Only a fucking genius like you.

You've said nothing to convince any reasonable person that you ever went near the place.

BTW ~ Lose what, drongo?

Is there some sort of race going on?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So we've got your word, and no way to verify it.

If you type it bigger, maybe more folks will believe you.

Here's an idea, Einstein.

Have someone in the Dallas area go by there and see for themselves if all that is true.

Go ahead. And before you go, how do you want your crow?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I repeat ~ any of the above information could have been obtained by using the net and a PHONE!

The problem is that you don't think anyone else is smart enough to figure that out. Only a fucking genius like you.

You've said nothing to convince any reasonable person that you ever went near the place.

BTW ~ Lose what, drongo?

Is there some sort of race going on?

"Hi, this is Obi Wann, and I'm looking to find out what buildings are nearby your marital arts dojo?"

"What?! What are you, some kind of psycho? Are you scoping out the place? Get lost! *click*"

Go for it, genius.

 

[phrodeau]

Here's an idea, Einstein.

Have someone in the Dallas area go by there and see for themselves if all that is true.

Go ahead. And before you go, how do you want your crow?

What crow? I've taken everything you post at face value. I'm just showing you what it's worth.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What crow? I've taken everything you post at face value. I'm just showing you what it's worth.

You're claiming people don't believe me. However that's irrelevant. I have substantiated my claims. I described that area better than any Internet search could, and obi moron's theory of calling around is pure idiocy (as I also demonstrated).

Face it, I was there, and WARMACHINE and Daedalus77 weren't.

 

[Angel]

Mark over your personal identifying info, and scan your plane tickets if you're so worried about people not believing you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Mark over your personal identifying info, and scan your plane tickets if you're so worried about people not believing you.

That doesn't show anything but that I was in Lubbock, and my employer has all that now that I've checked in with him this morning. Plus my gas receipts.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Oh LT!

 

[obi wann]

"Hi, this is Obi Wann, and I'm looking to find out what buildings are nearby your marital arts dojo?"

"What?! What are you, some kind of psycho? Are you scoping out the place? Get lost! *click*"

Go for it, genius.

If that's the infantile sort of approach you make, you can expect that kind of response.

Not very good at this sort of thing, are you?

The FACT remains that you could get the information you're raving about without going near the place.

That is painfully obvious to anyone but a brainless cunt.

Please feel free to continue to dispute it for as long as you like.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Obi Wann you know what makes you an impotent, ineffectual neuter of a creature?

You talk so much shit but you don't have the guts to go and carry it out.

As I said, why don't you call and find out yourself?

But then that requires the ability or drive to actually take action, and you don't have that. All you have is your protective bunker under your mommy's bed and a keyboard to deflect the sunlight from your beady little eyes.

You can't get that kind of precise info over the phone, much less a fucking Internet search, and you know it.

 

[s'lara]

Mark over your personal identifying info, and scan your plane tickets if you're so worried about people not believing you.

 

[Angel]

How hard is it to call and pretend you're looking for a place and find out what exactly is in the area? Give me the goddamn number, and I'll call.

 

[Clare Quilty]

Today was the day, at high noon. And good old LT was a no show. Imagine that, the boy talks shit for months and months about coming to teach me a lesson and then doesn't show.

Well, if I didn't know better, I'd say he was all talk....

I wouldn't taunt Lawerence Taylor if I were you. In all likelihood, he could hand you your ass if he were so inclined. He is the greatest linebacker in the history of the NFL for fuck's sake.

 

[WARMACHINE]

That doesn't show anything but that I was in Lubbock, and my employer has all that now that I've checked in with him this morning. Plus my gas receipts.

LOL, you can't even provide proof you even came to Texas.

I find it hard to believe that someone would come here to settle some bullshit internet argument and NOT take a picture of himself at said location.

No wait, I am talking about LT, the board's biggest fucking idiot shitstain.....what was i thinking.....that is totally possible.

 

[obi wann]

As I said, why don't you call and find out yourself?

You can't get that kind of precise info over the phone, much less a fucking Internet search, and you know it.

Why would I spend a fortune calling halfway round the world to prove a point that is so obvious to any normal person?

It is possible to get just about ANY information over the phone ~ if you ask the right questions.

That is STILL indisputable to anyone with an ounce of common sense ~ and you're STILL disputing it so, apparently, you STILL wish to be seen as the aforementioned brainless cunt.

 

[WARMACHINE]

Re: Re: I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

I wouldn't taunt Lawerence Taylor if I were you. In all likelihood, he could hand you your ass if he were so inclined. He is the greatest linebacker in the history of the NFL for fuck's sake.

All I would have to do is distract Lawrence Taylor with a hooker....

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LOL, you can't even provide proof you even came to Texas.

How else would I know Mohler's is in a strip mall?

You're a fool, and a coward. You're also a phenomenal liar, too, claiming you got your show-up date wrong.

And on top of that you can't even show proof that you have ever been to Mohler's academy.

You're the weakest, scaredy cattiest, pale facedest mullet wearingest white boy redneck in the whole United States.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Why would I spend a fortune calling halfway round the world to prove a point that is so obvious to any normal person?

It is possible to get just about ANY information over the phone ~ if you ask the right questions.

That is STILL indisputable to anyone with an ounce of common sense ~ and you're STILL disputing it so, apparently, you STILL wish to be seen as the aforementioned brainless cunt.

I don't need to dispute anything with a vacuum cleaner for brains retard like you.

You can't find out that information over the phone, and you lack the guts to verify your claim that you can. You lack the guts because you know you're fucking clueless, I know you're clueless, and I'm going to keep coming back and drilling it into your head every time you backtalk your master.

So come on, keep on talking, fido. I'll keep challenging you to put up or shut up and you'll keep whining about how making a short phone call is "spending a fortune". Hell, I filled up a tank of gas twice coming to Irving to get my hands on that worthless little pussy WARMACHINE, you can spend a few quarters if you think you've got what it takes to challenge my word. But you don't have what it takes, hell you can't even afford to have your filthy clock cleaned so here I am doing it for free.

 

[Clare Quilty]

Re: Re: Re: I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

All I would have to do is distract Lawrence Taylor with a hooker....

Maybe ... if it was a young white hooker lying on her back with several lines of pure Bolivian flake on her invitingly taut stomach.

 

[Lasher]

Re: Re: I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

I wouldn't taunt Lawerence Taylor if I were you. In all likelihood, he could hand you your ass if he were so inclined. He is the greatest linebacker in the history of the NFL for fuck's sake.

*cough*cokehead*cough*

You don't (Jack Lambert) have any idea (Jack Lambert) what you're (Jack Lambert) even talking (Jack Lambert) about.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

Maybe ... if it was a young white hooker lying on her back with several lines of pure Bolivian flake on her invitingly taut stomach.

You met WARMACHINE's mother in her youth, I see...