If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[Ginmill72]

Mini marshmallows - the rainbow kind

A pair of running shoes.

 

[fit_sexual_male50]

Batteries, and lube

 

[BlackCashmere]

Batteries, and lube

Weights...High quality protein powder...and flowers for me

 

[beachbaby179]

Weights...High quality protein powder...and flowers for me

The entire contents of the cosmetics counter.

 

[BlackCashmere]

The entire contents of the cosmetics counter.

Ha ha ha ga...you know it

She would have lots of new clothes for her new job

And a ton of yummy ingredients so she can bake all her pies and goodies for her loved ones

 

[Xerxes82]

Ha ha ha ga...you know it

She would have lots of new clothes for her new job

And a ton of yummy ingredients so she can bake all her pies and goodies for her loved ones

Thank you cards, a stack of stylish clothing, and a half gallon of ice cream to share with all her friends

 

[Taegul]

Lots of bird seed and a new bird house.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Lots of bird seed and a new bird house.

All of my favorite finger foods

 

[Taegul]

All of my favorite finger foods

She has me in her cart, but she hasn't figured out yet that she can't afford me.

 

[Iceprincess12]

She has me in her cart, but she hasn't figured out yet that she can't afford me.

I enjoy driving him around in my cart, then dropping him on a random shelf right before checkout.

Aisle of misfit boys. We got another one

 

[Taegul]

She'd have complete dvd boxsets for Star Trek TNG and Game of Thrones.

Oh, and porn. Tons and tons of porn videos.

I enjoy driving him around in my cart, then dropping him on a random shelf right before checkout.

Aisle of misfit boys. We got another one

 

[Iceprincess12]

She'd have complete dvd boxsets for Star Trek TNG and Game of Thrones.

Oh, and porn. Tons and tons of porn videos.

Everything I learned about anal, I learned from next gen.

Boxes of Hallmark love cards, red roses, candles and a hungry man meal for 1.

 

[Taegul]

An icepick. She's going for that chiseled look.

Everything I learned about anal, I learned from next gen.

Boxes of Hallmark love cards, red roses, candles and a hungry man meal for 1.

 

[Iceprincess12]

An icepick. She's going for that chiseled look.

Head cheese. He enjoys giving me a choice.

 

[Taegul]

Canned cheese. She thought it made for a sexier spread than whipped cream.

Head cheese. He enjoys giving me a choice.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Canned cheese. She thought it made for a sexier spread than whipped cream.

Bottles of Redi Whip and the non bestseller

Nozzles, going places you've only dreamed of

 

[Taegul]

Handcuffs, rope, torture/massage table and a lot of air fresheners for her latest home improvement project.

Bottles of Redi Whip and the non bestseller

Nozzles, going places you've only dreamed of

 

[Iceprincess12]

Handcuffs, rope, torture/massage table and a lot of air fresheners for her latest home improvement project.

Large Texas pink grapfruits. It's his night to host the ball weightlifting challenge.

 

[Taegul]

She went to the seafood section and picked up a cart full of clams. She just loves watching clams bump each other.

Large Texas pink grapfruits. It's his night to host the ball weightlifting challenge.

 

[Iceprincess12]

She went to the seafood section and picked up a cart full of clams. She just loves watching clams bump each other.

Never will see hot dogs or buns in his cart. Not since the unfortunate incident when the Nathan's hot dog eating contest overlapped with the blind jousting tournament. Beenie weenies only.

 

[done_got_old]

Never will see hot dogs or buns in his cart. Not since the unfortunate incident when the Nathan's hot dog eating contest overlapped with the blind jousting tournament. Beenie weenies only.

plastic spoons, ice cube trays, toothpicks

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Colour paint and an easel

 

[ForestFlame]

Colour paint and an easel

leeks, larver bread, a dvd of Zulu

 

[Azuldrgon]

leeks, larver bread, a dvd of Zulu

Red wine, red meat, red vines.

Okay, seriously I made up the red vines.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

leeks, larver bread, a dvd of Zulu

Vegetables, spare bandages and a Red pen for marking homework