Make An Assumption About The Person Above You [v2.0]

[_valkyrie_]

I assume she has two right feet.

 

[Bjerget]

I assume she has two right feet.

IA she will just take over the dance contest anyway.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume she'll bribe the judges.

 

[papadoc19]

IA she is multilingual

 

[kcRollins]

IA she is multilingual

I assume his bark is worse than his bite.

 

[Livelifetofullesy]

IA she can be persuaded to have lazy Sunday with a big old sunday newspaper

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he doesn't regularly lie in an empty tub.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I assume he doesn't regularly lie in an empty tub.

She uses a nail file to sharpen her sword.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume he has never heard of whetstones.

 

[Taegul]

I assume he has never heard of whetstones.

IA she's aware of the firework show and celebration when she hits 10,000 posts.

IAA she knows I'm full of crap!

 

[Iceprincess12]

IA she's aware of the firework show and celebration when she hits 10,000 posts.

IAA she knows I'm full of crap!

He gives out souvenir bedknobs for making the bedpost notch

 

[Taegul]

IA she has pest control technicians come out from all the cobwebs on her bedposts.

 

[Iceprincess12]

He has no idea how often I replace my bedposts

 

[Taegul]

He has no idea how often I replace my bedposts

IA she has no idea I have hidden cameras set up recording everything that goes on in her bedroom. (I love those new pillows by the way, they match the bed perfectly!)

 

[Iceprincess12]

IA she has no idea I have hidden cameras set up recording everything that goes on in her bedroom. (I love those new pillows by the way, they match the bed perfectly!)

Not as much as I love your new t-shirt

"Catch herpes if you can"

 

[Taegul]

IA she likes me best without any shirt on at all...

Not as much as I love your new t-shirt

"Catch herpes if you can"

 

[Iceprincess12]

IA she likes me best without any shirt on at all...

He enjoys the pbs late night special. Tea & dildo's. A gentleman's journey.

 

[Taegul]

She enjoys the NPR special Why we have 10 fingers and where to put them

He enjoys the pbs late night special. Tea & dildo's. A gentleman's journey.

 

[Iceprincess12]

She enjoys the NPR special Why we have 10 fingers and where to put them

(Shh, no spoilers. I'm only on 9)

Never met a redneck he couldn't confuse with the age old question.

How much wood could a woodpecker peck, if a woodpecker could peck wood?

 

[Taegul]

IA she's joking. She's the regional expert on peckers ya know.

(Shh, no spoilers. I'm only on 9)

Never met a redneck he couldn't confuse with the age old question.

How much wood could a woodpecker peck, if a woodpecker could peck wood?

 

[Iceprincess12]

IA she's joking. She's the regional expert on peckers ya know.

He wants to make an appointment for a personalized test

 

[Taegul]

IA she just wants to get at my wood...or my pecker. Wait, what's the difference again?

He wants to make an appointment for a personalized test

 

[Iceprincess12]

IA she just wants to get at my wood...or my pecker. Wait, what's the difference again?

He thinks I want him for his male prowess. He doesn't know I like his personality.

(Gag reflex practice)

 

[kcRollins]

He thinks I want him for his male prowess. He doesn't know I like his personality.

(Gag reflex practice)

I assume ice melts the minute she's close.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume she's so tired from engaging in strenous activities that she has to lean against a wall to catch a breath.