Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[loquere]

Fuck you Tio.

Woe, language!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wow! Tongue play!!

Calm down, boy!

 

[loquere]

I like, boys!

Boys instead of men? I'm gonna need to ahh call the.....

 

[AnAngelReally]

Palm down, boyo!

Wrap your five little brothers around it and stroke your ego instead of spewing insensitively all over our shoes.

 

[loquere]

My gums are too sensitive.

Maybe you should stop drinking red bull six times a day.

 

[LizVegas79]

Maybe you should start drinking red bull and vodka six times a day.

It's hard to get ahead in today's ultra competitive world without a secret weapon.

 

[stickygirl]

It's hard to get head in today's ultra competitive world without a large wallet.

I guess everything just keeps going up

 

[LizVegas79]

I like it when it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger ...

I always lie to guys about how big they are. It makes them so happy and ... well ... more confident in bed.

 

[loquere]

I kidnap guys. It makes me so happy and ... well ... more confident in bed.

Jesus Liz, that's fucked up!

 

[LizVegas79]

Let's get fucked up on Jesus sometime!

People who judge other people all the time, but never themselves, are just the best!

 

[loquere]

I will never judge you, I love you Loquere!

I love you too Liz, let's go get married in Las Vegas.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I want you too Liz, let's go get naked in Las Vegas.

As they say, what happens in Las Vegas can be cured with a treatment of antibiotics.

 

[AnAngelReally]

There's definitely some nasty diarrhea going around!

It's a good idea to be on intimate terms with your pharmacist.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It's a good idea to be on intimate terms with your personal pharmacological advisor.

Sure, I feel a little cheap exchanging sex for weed, but I get over it eventually.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Sure, I feel a little cheap exchanging sex for weed, but I get over it after a thick doobie.

There's nothing like licking the cream out of a Ding Dong before swallowing the whole thing.

 

[stickygirl]

He creamed me like he was King Kong AND paid for the dry-cleaning bill

Indeed - a gentleman can have hairy balls and still be a charmer

 

[AnAngelReally]

Indeed - a gentleman can be an animal in bed and still be a charmer

As long as they don't revert to their reptilian brain, it's only natural to let a man's instincts take over. I know most times a snake is just a snake, but I mean, yew!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

As long as they don't convert to that repentant strain, it's only natural to let a man's conscience take over. I know most times a snake is just a snake, and I mean you!

Just keep your dogma out of my karma!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Okay ... okay ... grandpa. Just don't stroke our pussies.

Why not? I'm rich and famous; I can do whatever I want.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you going to have to temper your Twitter tantrums now?

No! Never! Not even General Kelly can keep me from my minions

 

[AnAngelReally]

No! Never! Not even Kellyanne Conway can explains my alternate facts.

We used to say "Welcome to the Twilight Zone", now it's "You have entered the Donald Reality".

 

[stickygirl]

We used to say "Welcome to the Twilight Zone", now it's "You have voted for Donald Trump".

They gave our lot a vote and decided to close UK plc in favour of xenophobic chaos orchestrated by Eton twats

 

[AnAngelReally]

They gave our lot a role and decided to produce a UK movie favoring exotic chlongs orchestrated by pulsating twats.

I love Monty Python, Benny Hill and Doctor Who, but the few Brit porn movies I've seen always left me perplexed.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I love mounting pythons, humping Bill, and dicking whores, but the few Brit porn moves I've seen always left me unsexed.

You're carrying quite a bit of baggage around, ma'am!

 

[AnAngelReally]

You're carrying quite a bit of garbage around, ma'am!

There's no menial job, only mean people.