Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[Tio_Narratore]

Isn't it "Take Your Pleasure" at Magica's?

Sorry, that's only on Tuesdays.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Sorry, that's on most week days.

I wish! I'm on the rabbit food diet these days.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wish! I'm on the rabbit foot diet these days.

Gee, that doesn't seem particularly lucky.

 

[loquere]

Gees, that was very lucky, I wish I could win the lottery too.

And it all started after I became a satan worshipper, I highly recommend it.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I’m more into blubber and vice versatility.

Hence the lettuce, carrots and other produce fetish.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Lettuce, carrots and other produce cause fetishes.

Total rumor. You ordered the taco salad, right? Afraid we ran out of avocado on Tuesday.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Total rumor. You ordered the tossed salad, right? We never run out of that here.

Well, unless, you know, you had your heart set on actual produce.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Well, unless, you know, you had a heart attack caused by actual produce.

These English cucumbers can be quite penetrating, you now.

 

[MagicaPractica]

These British conundrums can be quite perplexing, you know.

I agree. I don't try to figure out the mystery, I just read along and wait for it to be revealed in due time.

 

[loquere]

I disagree, kill them all, do it now!

That's way too much, all they did was run out of the restaurant without paying the bill.

 

[MagicaPractica]

That's way too extreme, all they did was run the restaurant out of business.

But it was my FAVORITE restaurant. Okay, let's just ban all the damned chain restaurants. Okay?

 

[loquere]

But it was my FAVORITE dildo. Okay, let's just ban all the tiny dildos. Okay?

Here at 'the dildo company' we don't discriminate, sorry.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Here at 'the dildo company' we don't give refunds, sorry.

But it stopped vibrating! And I bought it less than thirty days ago! Whatever happened to good customer service? *grumblegrumblegrumble*

 

[loquere]

But it stopped working! And I bought it less than five minutes ago! Whatever happened to good customer service? *grumblegrumblegrumble*

Sorry lady here at Trump Motors we don't give refunds ever. Security!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sorry, lady. Here at the Motorway, we don't let people in with multiple cats . . . ever. Security!

But . . . but, that's discrimination against crazy cat ladies . . . and I'm their president!

 

[toetyper]

Sorry lady here at Trump white house we don't give answers ever. Screw you!

oh, donald trump is going to love you as press secretary

 

[loquere]

Oooh Chocolate!

Are you sure that's chocolate?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Are you sure that's kosher?

Are you back to keeping kosher? I can't keep up.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Are we back to keeping the sabbath? I can't get up.

At least until this erection subsides.

 

[LizVegas79]

At least until the next election surprise.

Religious beliefs can be very destructive.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Religious beliefs can be very obstructive.

That's what happens when you let someone else think for you: you end up in an intellectual gangbang and confuse rapture with bowel movement.

 

[toetyper]

That's what happens when you let someone else drive for you: you end up in an gangbang and confuse anal sex with bowel movement.

cancelling my lyft subscription,,..

 

[AnAngelReally]

Cancelling my BLT order,,..

Give me a cheese burger with fries and a tall cold Coke. My cholesterol is fine.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Give me a chaste burgher who cries over a tall cold Cutie. My cholera is all fine.

Talk about non-sequiturs!

Hi Angel.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Talk about a main squeeze"

Hi Angel.

Ì'll take a loving hug over the bear kind, please.

Hey, Tio.