Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[AnAngelReally]

My niece is a champion teat puller--It's a teachable skill set.

Her oral mastery is also a thing to beheld with awe.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Her oral dentistry is a thing to behold with awe.

I've seen gold teeth but I just don't get the appeal.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I've seen gold teeth but I just don't see it as an investment.

Mr. T was wearing his portfolio around his neck.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Misery is wearing his portmanteau around your neck.

Yeah, it is hard to live with another's double-entendre.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Yeah, it is hard to wear another king's clothes.

With this weather, the king would fit right in with a naturist camp.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

With this wearer, the ring would fit tight with an unnatural cramp.

I guess they don't make cock rings in his size.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I guess they don't make socks in his price range.

You know what they say about men with large feet. They make the best clowns.

 

[LizVegas79]

You know why I like men with large feet. They turn my frown upside down.

I love to go to the circus with you. But I'm afraid of clowns.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I love to go to the ball with you. But I'm afraid to wear gowns.

Don't worry; it's the annual nudist convention.

 

[LizVegas79]

Come on, hurry! It's the annual nudist convention.

Wow! Look at all these hot naked people. Can I really have sex with any of them I want, honey?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wow! Look at all these half-baked people. Can I really interview any of them I want, honey?

Have some respect! After all, this is the White House!

 

[LizVegas79]

Don't expect much respect. After all, this isn't the nicest White House!

Daddy, if we start a war with North Korea to get out of talking about tax returns and Russia, is that wrong?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Donny, if we get a whore from North Korea to get out of talking about tax returns and Russia, is that wrong?

It's fine as long as she wets the bed.

 

[AnAngelReally]

The old "bloody horse head in my bed" scenario. Gotcha.

What a mess! It's as bad as having two whores giving a golden shower in bed.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

What a mess! It's as bad as having two bores giving a baby shower in a church basement.

Which is why I never enter a house of God without a flask in my pocket.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Do you really think no one notices your folded sock bulge?

That's the old method. Nowadays wishful thinkers use Viagra.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's old marriage. In those days honeymooners saw Niagara.

People still do, but I don't think they shuffle off to Buffalo.

 

[MagicaPractica]

People still do, but I don't think they huff much in Buffalo

Urban legend, they do it everywhere.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Urban legend, he does her everywhere.

Ah, the joys of unbriddled exhibitionism for the greatest pleasure of voyeurs!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah, the boys are undiddled exhibitionists for the greatest pleasure of voyageurs!

Getting there is half the fun!

 

[LizVegas79]

Only putting it half in is only half the fun!

If you carry my bags to my car, I'll thank you in the alley behind the grocery store if you like.

 

[AnAngelReally]

If you carry my bags to my car, I'll blow you in the alley behind the grocery store if you like.

I'd much prefer doing you from behind, standing up against your car right in the parking lot. That's what mini-skirts and strings were invented for after all.

 

[toetyper]

c

I'd much prefer shooting him from behind, kneeling up against your buggy right in the cornfield. That's what muskets were invented for after all.

hush your mouth. thats treasonous talk

 

[Tio_Narratore]

c

Flush your mouth! That's fellatious talk!

I think you're posting on the wrong site.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I think you're hosting on the wrong night.

Isn't it Taco Thursday at Magica's?