The Distant Cousin.

[Lancecastor]

Supposing you get a call out of the blue from a stranger in another country, claiming to be your second cousin, expecting you to pick them up at the airport and let them stay in your home for a week.

What do you do?

 

[raindancer]

No way. Is he/she Nigerian and asking for your account info?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Who still has a listed number?

 

[Lancecastor]

The distant cousin contacted my mother and plans to stay at mom's house.

I only found out yesterday when mom asked me to pick Cuz up at the airport tonite.

 

[Lancecastor]

No way. Is he/she Nigerian and asking for your account info?

Worse; she's from New York.

I used my GB Skillz and have the dirt. She's quite pretty in her linkedin and other pics.

Maybe she should stay with me.

 

[raindancer]

You should have been a PI. But don't sleep with your cousin.

 

[Lancecastor]

You should have been a PI. But don't sleep with your cousin.

I worked part time as a store dick at Eaton's while in university.

Eaton's store always had the womens fragrance counter at the main entrance, so I'd hang out there a lot for the store sightlines...plus the prettiest clerks were usually in Fragrance.

 

[pensivepoet]

I did that to someone once
After a week stay I never spoke to them again
But it was better than a motel and I did mow their lawn

 

[JohnnySavage]

Post n00dies (of her) and then we'll decide.

 

[Lancecastor]

I called her last night to tell her she's not staying at my mom's place and should make other arrangements for lodging.

She started to cry and told me I made her heart hurt, how insensitive I am, etc...it was like having the GB Lounge on the phone. Boo fucking hoo.

 

[Disgustipated]

I called her last night to tell her she's not staying at my mom's place and should make other arrangements for lodging.

Quit being a selfish prick and take the couch.

 

[Lancecastor]

Quit being a selfish prick and take the couch.

A yo momma joke...you're getting better at this!

https://racingbitch.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/being-a-jockey-2.gif

 

[chillywilly2]

I called her last night to tell her she's not staying at my mom's place and should make other arrangements for lodging.

She started to cry and told me I made her heart hurt, how insensitive I am, etc...it was like having the GB Lounge on the phone. Boo fucking hoo.

So family doesn't mean anything to you eh.

 

[Lancecastor]

So family doesn't mean anything to you eh.

My mother's aunt's alleged grand-daughter whom none of us ever heard of before yesterday?

I'm picking her up at the airport and taking her to her hotel, I figure that's as much or more than is warranted.

How does it work in your family?

 

[yossi]

.....

 

[JinSun]

Is she attractive?

If so any amount of lost valuables will be worth it, just ask your head.

 

[Hypoxia]

Second cousins barely count incest-wise, especially if you barely know them. Go for the gusto. See the relevant article linked in my .sig.

 

[MGurkus]

It's that little sissy, queerbait. Don't let him in your house.

 

[Lancecastor]

Is she attractive?

If so any amount of lost valuables will be worth it, just ask your head.

Slim, pretty, blonde....all american girl type.

 

[MGurkus]

Did her tits pop out yet?

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

Slim, pretty, blonde....all american girl type.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Lancecastor]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Show us your teats first, "nipples".

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

Show us your teats first, "nipples".

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2014/05/30/30-monkey-nipples.w529.h793.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Lock up the silver!

Poor lace's mother will have at least 2 unwanted children in the house. Sad!

 

[Lancecastor]

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