The Magic T-shirt

[sirhugs]

might even be a series of stories (that I don't have time to write).

I'm thinking of a thread bare old T-shirt that gets passed around friends and family (though I guess a sweater would work as well). It has the magical property of turning any sexual predicament positive.
So the flat chested gal looks well endowed.
The shy gal enters the wet T-shirt contest.
The normally uptight wife/mom/sister snuggles up to watch a movie wearing nothing but...

 

[Hypoxia]

I foresee many gender-twisting possibilities, depending on who slips the shirt on. Let's also consider hysteresis, which means time-lag: the magic that worked on a previous wearer carries-over to the next, so a guy wearing the shirt after his sister acquires some of her sexuality, or vice-versa. Just don't put the shirt on a dog...

 

[Carnevil9]

How about a magic t-shirt that has the magical property of turning any sexual predicament negative? That might have more comedic potential.

 

[Yerkiddin]

How about a magic t-shirt that has the magical property of turning any sexual predicament negative? That might have more comedic potential.

What if the Tshirt gave you what you wanted, rather than what you needed?

 

[Hypoxia]

What if the Tshirt gave you what you wanted, rather than what you needed?

So the shirt sifts your subconscious to satisfy the real you? It delivers on your suppressed kinks? I foresee much incest, bestiality, gang-banging, and cross-dressing.

 

[sirhugs]

So the shirt sifts your subconscious to satisfy the real you? It delivers on your suppressed kinks? I foresee much incest, bestiality, gang-banging, and cross-dressing.

not that those are bad things (in the fantasy land of Lit stories, at least).

 

[Hypoxia]

not that those are bad things (in the fantasy land of Lit stories, at least).

Sure, I forgot to mention it'd be fun fun fun. Hey, maybe specialized illustrated magic tees. Here's one with a locomotive picture; the wearer is induced to pull trains. The poodle picture drives doggy-fucks. The cowgirl picture... the snorting bull... the tangling tongue... Sure, that's telegraphing the story. They're strokers, so big deal.

 

[Carnevil9]

What if the Tshirt gave you what you wanted, rather than what you needed?

You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you get what you need.

 

[GD88]

might even be a series of stories (that I don't have time to write).

I'm thinking of a thread bare old T-shirt that gets passed around friends and family (though I guess a sweater would work as well). It has the magical property of turning any sexual predicament positive.
So the flat chested gal looks well endowed.
The shy gal enters the wet T-shirt contest.
The normally uptight wife/mom/sister snuggles up to watch a movie wearing nothing but...

I can't help but think that the proper setting for this is the Harry Potter universe.

 

[Hypoxia]

I can't help but think that the proper setting for this is the Harry Potter universe.

1) They're underage and 2) Oh shit, not fanfic! Parry Hotter, ay yi yi. But you provoke an origin story:

Zillions of cheap third-world-made clothes that don't sell in US retail stores are bundled and shipped off to other third-world sinks for local distribution. I've seen many Guatemalans wearing fresh tees and sweats emblazoned with familiar logos.

So, a specific heavy tee makes it out to a Petán village, to the local Mayan wizard (probably a priest of Maximón) who wears it whilst casting raw and obscure magics. Magic infuses the shirt. But oops, he slips, and is devoured by soul-eaters, leaving the shirt behind.

One of his surviving acolytes grabs the shirt and hits the migrant trail to El Norte aka USA. She (the acolyte) gets some shitty job in Lincoln Nebraska and lives in a 2-room apartment with 35 other casual workers. Somehow, the shirt circulates, making its way into Uni-of-Nebraska sorority row. Or maybe it's Oxford Mississippi and Old Miss fraternity row. Whatever. Then the OP's fun begins.

I like backstories.

 

[jenna9191]

t shirts of the world

Thats true. I have done a lot of traveling and even thought I'd like to buy a short to remember a trip to Uganda or someplace like that, all the t-shirt are from or about US companys.

 

[JonasC47]

Maybe instead of a t-shirt, it's some piece of jewelry? Hell, if you made it a butt-plug or some sort of sexual device that the wearer needed to keep "in" in order for the clothing/accessory to work, that would have some great potential there.

I might even take a stab at such a story.